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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 16h
on this... the almost 1st anniversary of TLOAS, and i think the final day of taylor swift's life of a showgirl RELEASE party, i'm thinking about how she essentially began the LIFE of a showgirl by showing herself as..not alive. our FIRST look at taylor in the fate of ophelia, she's 😵
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 14h
omggggg... a thread u might have missed in the showgirl release hullabaloo last year
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 16h
taking a swim in the daylight... better dive in and let it go, just let it go
patient zero screenshot: dakota and taylor swim parallel to one another (like = equals) in a pool under the sun as shot from above, they're both in black swimsuitsfrom the taylor swift debut album photo set, taylor basically emulates jesus and kind of appears to walk on water, i think she was prob just in a little side creek that looked nothing like this but the CLEARRR BLUUEE WATER give the impression she's doing a jesus in a straight up river, wearing a white sundress with a little heart drawn on the top of her foottaylor for the fate of ophelia music video, all laid out like ophelia having drowned in a rivertaylor for the fate of ophelia mv in a sparkly teal, maybe aquamarine, idk you tell me what color this is if you don't need the alt text to know... swimming costume and heels with a silvery blue shaggy metallic wrap thing. she also has a little swimming cap on with pearly matching light tealy aqua blue paillettes
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 17h
this really gives "my literal therapist" and i protect the family so hard
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 19h
So do we think the anagram saying she’s rereleasing self-titled on 11/10 is legit or red herring for the rep vault? Bc ppl worked it out so fast it’s not really gonna be a surprise and yk she lives for a surprise
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elliott @lostinconey.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
the fact that karma is track 11 album 10 truly is wild to me because if you turn that into a date it’s both national coming out day (october 11 10/11) and it’s the day reputation was released (november 10 11/10) taylor really was right when she said karma is real (karma is the gay ass rep vault)
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tabree @this-is-me-trying.bsky.social · 22h
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lo (previously gayl0rology) 🪻 @gaylorologylo.bsky.social · 20h
“the house was a metaphor for the coldness of a relationship that’s faded and atrophied.”
collage of as many house related scenes as i can think of: top two rows are blank space, lover/lover house on tour, and the man in that order
middle row is antihero inside the house and outside with the three taylor’s and showgirl black lace taylor burning down the house in blue flames during 1989 eras tour set 
second to bottom row is anti hero there’s in the kitchen, who’s afraid of little old me mansion visuals for eras tour, and the patient zero shot of taylor and dakota next to the statue 
bottom row is two shots of tolerate it on eras tour and the patient zero parallel with the ghost of taylor in front of comin and dakota fighting tolerate it table style
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nell @handle.invalid · 22h
SORRY BUT— ....what do you MEAN Chivo did The Birdcage (1996) ??
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elliott @lostinconey.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
is that the fuck ass all too well cake?? (my bday cake was literally the all too well cake for reference lolol)
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the7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ 🥨 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BIG TOP ENERGY 🥵
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marley💫 @marley22.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3,2,1… coming up on 3 years! Also 1026 days and October 26 is in 22 days ✌️✌️
People.com
https://people.com
Taylor Swift's 34th Birthday Cake Has Cute Message Nodding at Her Big...
Dec 14, 2023 - Zoë Kravitz presented her with the Milk Bar cake. The three-layer confection was topped with "Birthday Girl of the Year" written in chocolate....=
* timeanddate
From and including: Wednesday, December 13, 2023
To, but not including Sunday, October 4, 2026
Result: 1026 days
It is 1026 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date.
Or 2 years, 9 months, 21 days excluding the end date.
Or 33 months, 21 days excluding the end date.
This calculator ignores DST clock changes. To include them, use our World Time and Date Calculator and enter your location as the start and end location.
Alternative time units
1026 days can be converted to one of these units:
• 88,646,400 seconds
• 1,477,440 minutes
• 24,624 hours
• 1026 days
• 146 weeks and 4 days
• 281.10% of a common year (365 days)From and including: Sunday, October 4, 2026
To, but not including Monday, October 26, 2026
Result: 22 days
It is 22 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date.
Alternative time units
22 days can be converted to one of these units:
• 1,900,800 seconds
• 31,680 minutes
• 528 hours
• 22 days
• 3 weeks and 1 day
• 6.03% of 2026
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wondering the amount of time between this and the birthday cake pic with Zoe
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amanda 🐞 @amandaahope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cleveland allegedly wink will always be famous 💖
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bella❤️‍🔥✨ @dreamscapes.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
I heard Dr Silvie and Dr Mandy have been hooking up.... *scissors* LOLLLLL okay
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W0nderWanderMar00nedW0man @wonderwanderwoman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did we ... Was showgirl ... The bridge/rainbow we had to cross in the getaway van??? Are we out of the woods???
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St0rmin A Martini @storminamartini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Umm I had never seen this The call back to the 3 virgins skit with Taylor then saying 'you look like the last 3 guys a lesbian sleeps with before coming out'
youtu.be
Please Don't Destroy - Roast - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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foolish al 🎀 @yeehawdemifemme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
High infidelity Put on your headphones and burn my city Your picket fence is sharp as knives ➡️➡️➡️ And you hate this song But you wake up on the train with your headphones gone Then that melody is all you want
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Leap🧨🦩🥨🧨 @leapfromshallows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honey pie, you're haunting me I fell for your faux fantasy You poured the wine, there's poison in it Disregard my disposition Proof is in the subtle things Your eggshell floor is splintering now, mm (Gracie death wish)
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WatchYouTolerateME!🏳️‍🌈 @watchyoutolerateme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Album 10 track 3. Anti Hero TLOAS release day. Showgirl is definitely the Anti Hero that it’s exhausting rooting for
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Colin saying “I play a man who’s very successful? very ambitious, a malignant narcissist.” I know the point is to say he’s like callous/leaning into evil but malignant also in medical terms means that something is cancerous/can cause death. She’s Patient Zero/dead because of The Man
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MC🥨 @mcpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So um… at eras she played maroon 10 times and yoyok 11 times
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ITS OCTOBER 3RD!!!!
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh it’s a wrap??? The show is over???
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
haunted by this. a liberated libertine (now) who longed for home (then) it’s where you’re FROM aunt Virginia with a church dress on (religion) no elbows on the table (compliance) your hand ME! 🌈 down sweater *SHOULD HAVE* been from the mall. but it’s not, it’s implied that it was from home.
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so in that vein the religious references to me read more like, “where you’re from” = the trauma that made you what you are today… religion, family, guilt your hand-ME!-down sweater should have been from the mall but instead it’s… (I’m gonna go throw up now)
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tree, in pain 👻🪾 @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It could also be that it’s still representing the closet/cover-up metaphor but that what she’s saying is the hand-Me!-down sweater SHOULD have come from the mall but it actually came from her own family…. aka forced closeting/religious guilt/ being a cash cow for your family 😔
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why have I never thought of “you put me on and said I was your favorite” as “put on your records”
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foolish al 🎀 @yeehawdemifemme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
congrats jaMEs
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foolish al 🎀 @yeehawdemifemme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and during libra season! the flip side of aries
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sorry wtf Kelly are we just completely cooked as a species at this point like genuinely feels like my eyes are wide open & I can see the car crash and everyone’s just driving merrily along with their blindfolds happily plastered to their faces. WAKE UP KELLY WE DONT WANT AI MUSIC!!!!
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Shocked Surprised Cat Reaction
Alt: Shocked Surprised Cat Reaction
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taylor please I’ve been on my knees, the live mashups from eras already released sound so incredible, please mix and release the rest of them
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Chaoslor✨🔥🖕🏻🌵🖕🏻 @chaoslor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pic 1: Anne Hathaway on last night’s Jimmy Fallon show. Pic 2: Taylor in the Look What You Made Me Do music video Pic 3: A tweet from April I just found comparing Mother Mary to The Life of a Showgirl and Reputation
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Logan @wordswhispered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taylor is the ghost of all her previous attempts to disrupt the plans laid for her Colin is the Industry, the Pop Star, & the self made cage Cara is Travis distracting the public and playing their character’s role regardless of true sentiment Dakota is Taylor from Midnights on who beat the game
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elliott @lostinconey.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
this video truly does showcase the contrast between taylor off/on stage. the version of her we see in the dress here is her fcking drag persona! i’d fr be having a fucking identity crisis too if i rocked up to work everyday like she does and then had to change everything about myself to get paid 🥲
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CHANI app using ❤️‍🔥 to represent Venus retrograde beginning on 10/3…chani girl what do you know
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yspsfagsil theory is so real. expectations being her saying she has (great) expectations for dating men but what she’s describing is the bar being on the floor and that being the whole thing ppl are realizing about the showgirl era. TAYLOR TELL US SOMETHING HONEST SO THE MEMORIES TURN DARK
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Hey kids🏳️‍🌈Spelling is fun! @spellingisfunlor13.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has anyone pointed out that and hour and 52 minutes is not enough time to bake sourdough and then let it cool enough to wrap it up? A bake is about 40iah minutes not including preheating and shaping and a loaf needs like 3+ hours to cool before you should bag it. Hashtag Tayliar
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And if meet me at midnight is bakers dozen 13 aka 10/3 aka the one year anniversary of showgirl aka 12:00 what then
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Andi 🌈 @wonderlandi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so this has been on my bookshelf for a few years but I didn’t get very far before getting distracted (probably by Taylor’s antics if we’re being honest lol) I just found it and inside is a lil magnetic bookmark that has 💗PINK CLOUDS☁️ on it!!! synchronicities are so thrilling
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lo (previously gayl0rology) 🪻 @gaylorologylo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember when taylor said TLOAS had “folklore level lyrics”? that statement is objectively false unless you think Taylor & Travis lore IS FOLKLORE. because that’s taking writing fictional characters to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to share w you all the tattoo I want to get when it’s time! seven was the 1st song that made me see gaylor and was a big part of my path realizing I’m gay. I want it formatted this way to ref Anne Carson’s translation of Sappho’s fragment 147. Prob going to get it on my upper thigh :)
Lyrics from seven written on a page: passed down like folk songs our love lasts so long
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Sorceress’ Table🔮(BoxingTheStars✨) @b0xingthestars.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If i think about this too hard i get overwhelmed - there’s so much to do & she seems to be touching most of it. She’s likely gathering an army of people behind the scenes… I think of Patient Zero as a siren call: “if you relate to these words, i got you” = join me, i’ll be your father figure
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Swiftie Tloasg
ALT: Swiftie Tloasg
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Katie 👻🏳️‍🌈 @katieclover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this was also part of the point: The side of the fandom that sees the story is the one that got the track name & made predictions. Got the trailer & deepened predictions. Got the song & again made the same predictions. Got the MV & we were right! Others can’t deny we saw what they missed.
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This makes so much sense w the tracklist. Patient Zero—the reality of her career; Cleveland—the cloud she created for them to cover that reality; pink clouding—the explanation of why she made it; Babylon—empathy that they will probably really miss the illusion but that it’s healthier to see reality
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InClosetsLikeCedar🌈💛✨ @inclosetslikecedar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you picking up what I’m putting down??? 😅💛
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sunset boulevard seagull 🥨 @lesbianoasis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
babylon is about the loss of plug in headphone ports send tweet
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foolish al 🎀 @yeehawdemifemme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
does “magenta sunrise” mean we’re nearing daylight?
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kate 🍉 @the-horologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is. So hot
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laken ⏾⋆˙⟡࿐࿔ @lakenspiraling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
truly in what world would “he already took me to cleveland. he showed me the heights, so hate all you like. this is the love of my life” be romantic or serious at all like i’m genuinely concerned for their health for thinking this is unironic
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