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@thaxter.bsky.social
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NaN = Not A Number Weird America & UFOs. Crossing timelines without a visa. OC cat photos always get a like.

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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 45m
No half a bag of corn chips is not exactly a meal but I will poop good.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 56m
It should be obvious at this point that it's very easy to blackmail just about anyone. Fake it - Netanyahu said it's easy. Think about what that means for people with real power - you are in the club but you can't leave.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 1h
Is Camp Miasma that good? I like to see a movie 2x year, alone is fine. What i know has fun 80s horror movie vibes. Are there boobs?
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 20h
Not your reason, not your future Not your comfort, not your reverence, not your glory Not your heaven, not your angel, not your spirit Not your message, not your freedom Not your people, not your neighbor Not your baby, not your equal Not the title y'all want me under All hail
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 21h
If you are a man and don't know this, it's because women don't trust you enough to tell you. Not every woman will, no matter the trust level, but it becomes obvious in time that every woman has a story.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 22h
Any government backdoor into your electronics is just a bullseye for hackers.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just heard an AirBnB woman shout at her man "DRINK" in the parking lot. I have no idea what this means.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its called the gulf of intelligence now
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah just gonna say it plenty of good people get 10x the interactions on Threads that they get here or on Twitter.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The shitposting will continue until morale improves
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not an Ellen fan but "just keep swimming" is right. #findingnemo
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A while ago I observed: young queer and trans people carrying medical (not fancy) canes. Apparently this fact has broken containment and RW chuds are now doing weird stuff with it. Let young culture have their in-group affectations! Anyway should I get a hand tattoo?
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The quarter has been pried off the sidewalk.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ain’t there too many heads in the world?
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A sentence this bad is a reason to stop reading. What does that mean? Skynet may not be awake yet but it already has lobbyists
From
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/opinion/power-grid-national-security.html
Highlighted, about AI hacking agents: "may also be undeterred by the threat of conventional war"
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna start replying to every Sweeney post that curses my eyes with the banana phone girl youtu.be/dyjC1GaKQlY
youtu.be
ring ring ring banana phone girl
YouTube video by Mark Feldman
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why was Jaye P Morgan flashing her boobs on The Gong Show in the 3 channel era less of a media scandal than Janet at the Superbowl? There were reasons, which ones, you know the ones. #shitposting You know when I #shitpost I am not really expecting an answer or like...
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The 10,000 hour idea must have space for play, discovery, experimentation, or it doesn't work at all or collapses early (maybe just into mediocrity). #shitpost
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Multiple news sites now using AI assisted Q&A at the top of articles. Is reading that shit easier than just reading the article? I hate everything.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Odd that the IG notifications are not what IG will show me. Sorry kids I like you but I ain't gonna stalk you. Miss you too, ykwya
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We all have our likes and dislikes but I was always suspicious about Big Bang Theory despite a lot of exposure (and little attention)... and when I saw edits without the laugh track it was instantly clear I could never like that show.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no what computer did
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
“Most importantly, society should refuse to outsource moral responsibility to any class of people who claim a special intercessory competence and authority to calculate, accelerate, democratize, liberate, harmonize or otherwise determine the “correct” future.” Yes.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I once met a man who was a former roommate of Randy Macho Man Savage and of course I asked him: was he was always in character like "yeeeaahhh taking out the garbage" and he said yes.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love seeing stuff i worked on a decade ago still being used. I once had a server send me daily admin email with 5 years of uptime.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate everything. Not you, you are not a thing.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am testing corporate communication for signs that AI is making anything more efficient. So far, nada.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You will not upload your consciousness. Sorry.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI is not real to me until I get results for #portlandmaine #pwm and not #PDX.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like this definition of blue vs white collar: white collar, shower before work; blue collar, shower after.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey #portlandmaine West End adjacent neighborhoods are great for finding free quality housewares on the curb. It's like me and a few African grannies scooping it up. Everything is better than landfill!
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know that I could recommend Chimp Empire as ASMR but it worked for me.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This clearly has some AI bullshit, if maybe edited from real stuff, since Alan says "like this video" near the end 😵‍💫 ☄️ is not a bad way for us to go out tbh.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't like wild cards in poker but I like them in the Tarot
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who knows the origin of the term "toxic positivity"? Wikipedia is wrong ("The term "toxic positivity" first appeared in J. Halberstam's 2011 book, The Queer Art of Failure") bc this Alan Watts lecture is *much* earlier.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anyone have strong opinions about RSO?
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to avoid liking something that has 666 likes but it happens too often now so I gave up
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙏 to the free veggie folk today I got some carrots and butternut and made a very good curry
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wish i still had a chain wallet.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The IG algorithm sucks amd became the only option after FB bought it fuck Zuck
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One thing that sucks about online dating is an accidental swipe means you can't undo it. Easy to handle if it's right, aggravating if it's left.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who said "toxic positivity" before this? youtu.be/obF2gq-YXc0 Maybe 18-20 in
youtu.be
The Psychology of People Who Are Always Unhappy | Alan Watts
YouTube video by Watts Within
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My god do not track your kids after 13. Have a good relationship (you can call me to escape any time no judgment) and tracking becomes unnecessary. Or something like that. 5% of risk, 98% of freedom and life skillls.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe we are in a place where AI has broken containment and the only chance is to make a smarter lab AI to wipe out the rogues. This is sci-fi but the public info isn't much more reliable. Matrix or Skynet are good guesses anyway. I don't blame journalists for this one, the "geniuses" don't know.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We once had a chow who was really mean to people outside the family but we got robbed and she didn't seem to have done anything. A golden? Surprised it didn't help the intruders find the valuables.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Went to pick a quarter off the sidewalk and it was glued down 🙄
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Its annoying to let a "spam risk" call ring out but if it's legit they will leave a message and I'd rather they not get a "live number" hit.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes I hate wind and sometimes I love it.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watched The Audacity (netflix). It really reminded me that AI is mostly a lot of bullshit promises. I'm going to test a SE tonight and be disappointed.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Smelling mold outdoors isn't a sign of a stroke, i hope. I mean the tree leaves have a lotnof black spots.
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