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@thaxter.bsky.social
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NaN = Not A Number Weird America & UFOs. Crossing timelines without a visa. OC cat photos always get a like.

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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got a hematoma while donating platelets recently and they were like "you will have a bruise" but I had no bruise, or even a visible needle mark—until 2 weeks after, on the other side of my arm from the needle. Interesting, it seems to have migrated through my lower arm.
The inside of a lower arm, hairy, woth a yellow amd purple bruise
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A sentence this bad is a reason to stop reading. What does that mean? Skynet may not be awake yet but it already has lobbyists
From
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/opinion/power-grid-national-security.html
Highlighted, about AI hacking agents: "may also be undeterred by the threat of conventional war"
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His tattoos are kinda cool on their own and I wish I knew nothing else about him because then they are not as cool. unpopular opinion
GG Allin and his terrible tattoos
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Digital clock readng 9:11
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They kinda got me
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh this one yes please
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As stupid and coked up as the Gong Show was, Chuck Barris never fucked up on the math for the score totals.
I don't even know, a guy in clown makeup and a frizzy green wig playing piano
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anyway the Gong Show. Parry for lots
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of two women? In one dress, with garish makeup amd green teethMan in drag? a mustache, garish makeup, wearing a green dress
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Eggplant snail
Two curvy eggplants where the stems appear to make a snail head
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Album cover The Electric Eels, God Says Fuck You
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Panel of nine women laughing while eating salad
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Lil Wayne and Trump pic
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shah doesn't appear to have an account here. Anyway, I feel like starting a fight: anyone remember which #MESEN candidate said Abolish ICE first and it was popular and emboldened others to say it?
Nirav Shah tweet: Abolish ICE
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Like be fucking serious
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I passed on a late 80s release of Can's Tago Mago on cassette to a person who knew what it was, enthusiastic to get it and will listen to it.
Post-it: thanks for the Can tape!!!
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Goats getting off the ferry #portlandmaine
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lmao if you know all these bands like wtf
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My saved tracks are kinda fucked up
Murder onnthe Dancefloor, Glory Black, fat mac blue flowers bullet
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Well don't you look silly now. x.com/i/status/200...
Graham Platner writing speech notes on a yellow notepad prior to his speech at a Jan 3 protest.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lazy and conspiracy-minded is a bad combo. www.commondreams.org/news/platner...
Graham Platner speaking at a protest against the Venezuela coup, holding a notepad with handwritten notes. Longfellow Square, Portland, Maine. January 23, 2026.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There's me, there's you replying. It's right there. Talk about turn-offs.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ugly posting but only in alt text. And the pic. #metanotthatone
Four pink fingers bridged they don't really look that bad I swear
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My saved tracks are so fascist.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Come to the neighborhood, I'll have a drink with you. Just not at the Bearded Lady, they are closed Mondays.
Front door of The Jewel Box aka The Bearded Lady. Locals know the AKA.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Lmao I am in the neighborhood right now amd I occasionally post local pictures. See:
Intersection of State and Spring, Portland, Maine
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Cat love box
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Love my Asian markets
Receipt from a Chinese grocery, every item is labeled "grocery"
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
French: Jerky au boeuf English: Beef
Chinese beef jerky made in Canada. In French it reads "jerky au boeuf" but in English it just says "beef"
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I would bet a whole house that until the narrative was formed about this, 0.1% mad about the tat could have distinguished it from my ☠️ belt buckle. Which makes the whole "he knew" narrative 🐎💩 Pic for reference.
Skull and crossbones bronze belt buckle
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Is this belt buckle a totenkopf or not. There are so many experts all of a sudden, someone should know. #itsatrap
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Me this weekend
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anyway thanks for the research. www.richieunterberger.com/vuheroes.html
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Some pictures have her wearing a belt of dicks so... who will give you an honorary PhD?
Sun City Girls album cover depicting a topless Kali holding a curved blade and a severed head wearing a belt of penises
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Chinese style crucifer and fish. Ginger and peppers, add braising sauce of broth, touch of vinegar, gochu garu, oyster sauce, braise Brussels, remove, braise fish. Over rice oc. #food
Just what I said
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Fuck it I am food posting #alttext also this is really good
Udon egg sliced nori, broth is secret
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Why does George Jones look like Jim Carrey here?
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Is ACDC a Nazi band? Is this hat a Nazi thing?
Woman in plaid shirt wearing a flat billed black hat that says Maine except with a lightning Bolt for the "I", A common type of riff on the ACDC logo.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Show us the biggest room she filled.
Janet Mills posing for a pic with 2 people in front of mostly empty stands at a Sea Dogs game
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Here in "northern Massachusetts" Janet is killing it though
Janet Mills in front of a nearly empty Sea Dogs stadium
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I mean she did do this today. Woo!
Janet Mills doing a photo op at the Sea Dogs game in front of nearly empty stands.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The recognition factor of this tee shirt by people under 50 is kinda depressing. #cbgb
90s era tee, "CBGB & OMFUG / Home of Underground Rock"
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Why does this look like this
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My cloths. I think there is a theme.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Man in the High Castle" series depicts gay people in mid-century. But the lesbians/bi women (so far) are all femme. Doesn't seem right. Given the depth of historical lore, if I don't see at least a Marlena Dietrich appearance I might get annoyed.
Marlena Dietrich in a tux and top hat, smoking, with a sultry look.
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm ok with this kind of extremist ties though.
https://robinsonreport.substack.com/p/ex-marine-graham-platner-taught-military sorry for the shitty link but actual Maine fascists hate the guy, for the right reasons
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wait what?
NY Post: Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter and accused DC Metro hair fondler arrested again - seconds after leaving court
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Agent NaN @thaxter.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Tabby cat on lap
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