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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 3h

I'm always sincere when talking to people about their real talent!! And you sir - are a talented storyteller and GM! And also - a jolly nice chap!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 4h

You are flipping great - your digital work is up there with the best. You've developed a really distinct style that is awesome to see. And an inspiration to us all. Seriously, you could go pro....you'd be poorer though!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 5h

Was it 'Head of Alfredo Garcia'??

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 5h

I'm off to Heaven tonight...much to M's amusement.... 'You're going to a Gay Bar, Gay Bar!!' Yes - and I'm going to see Arab Strap - don't google that dearest child!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 6h

David Cameron and his family claimed DLA for their son! As they should have done!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 6h

Awww - big soppy!! I'm still waiting to be reunited with my Long Lost Family - for I am the lost heir to something or other.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 8h

The androids have evolved and have decided to wipe out the non-android life - a raggle-taggle fleet of ships carrying the last survivors of the Federation - flee in search of the original twelve colonies where life began.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 9h

Many centuries ago - we shifted the burden of remembering everything to writing. Socrates was most upset about this - we know this because Plato wrote it down.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 9h

I'd struggle without WhatsApp....everything else can go hang mostly.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 10h

Apart from the fact that your place looks amazingly tidy - I love the look with the chillies....the light looks really restful.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 10h

I remember when it was the Penultimate Picture Palace - and also the Al Jolson hands... Of course we also had the Moulin Rouge in Headington with the legs. And Bill's house with the Shark.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 10h

And so Dirk's journey to Furry began!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I think I always knew I was weird - but a teacher really upsetting me when I was nine because they didn't believe that I could have read a book that fast - and proceeded to quiz me on it made me realise that I was odd.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Just finished Winter on ITVX - thought it was pretty good but have discovered it was based on a French series ' Balthazar'; just watched the first episode of that - it is so much better.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

FRIDAY: Terrified by sight of compost heap. Found her in the greenhouse communing with her kind.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If only the hero was actually Mark Bolan!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Came here to say the same thing....

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

'Where's the other two??' ' I said he's a tree fucker' 'Yeah - right - where's the other two!!?'

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Conversation went like this - 'How do we keep those racists happy..?' 'I dunno, put some more pricks on the bank-notes' Art Direction - need pricks on the bank-notes!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Tory, Tory, Tory! And this US WW1 film - title unchanged.... Cock of the Air!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Careful now - otherwise we'll be calling you Splinter-Dick for all time!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If the hackers had been sensible - defrost - refreeze - defrost - refreeze - food poisoning all round. I can see why you might want freezers and fridges hooked up to your internal network as a supermarket chain - monitoring temperatures etc. But as soon as you do that - you are at risk.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Much to my wife's disgust - I am still vetoing the heating going on. But then again it is warm again in London.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Make a war film rubbish... Bridge over the River Kawaii Apocalypse Nowt The Shirt Locker S*M*A*S*H

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I think you were being propositioned!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

They were looking for a city that begins with L that wasn't London....Leeds was ahead of Liverpool in the alphabet.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The problem with Gove - is that he wasn't the worst person in his marriage....

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Some clever dick will prove them wrong!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's very funny....If I was Beamish - I'd use that video as my ad though!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Have just asked the question of our InfoSec team - are our fridges patched and upto date!!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And although I think Gove is a despicable human being - there does seem to be some contemptible attempts to link him with this.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Well - right-wing white woman with ties to the establishment being charged with having child-porn on her laptop - not exactly front-page news. As opposed to black academic guilty of getting above themselves - should be hounded to death.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

She was lovely - we mostly chatted about Tomorrow's World. Oh and how she didn't learn to read until she was about 9.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I got a hug from Maggie this year...and very strange looks from some youngsters when I said 'I used to wake up with you every Saturday when I was younger!'

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Mother want a job? Interviewer: My mother already has a job, why is there a gap in your resume. Eliza: Because I was giving birth to you, you ungrateful little shit - Claude!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume Eliza: That's interesting, do you want to discuss this gap in your resume Interviewer: No, your resume Eliza: I don't have a resume - let's talk about you. Interviewer: We are talking about you and why you want this job. Eliza: Why does your

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Churchill did buy cartoons of himself. As he aged - he got less convivial though. And yes, I've heard that if you see Johnson at public speaking engagements - you'll get the schtick word for word.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I was thinking Churchill - he'd have loved it - he wouldn't have been so happy about the graffiti - but the turf mohican - he'd have found that funny. And you are so right about Johnson...he wouldn't have definitely arranged it himself.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

When I see things like this happen - I sometimes wonder what the person would have thought - there are some people who would have hated it - there are others who might be looking down or up and having a good chuckle. And even agreeing it is disrespectful but what right have they for respect.

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The answer often is also people. As the wise man Martin Gore once wrote 'People are People, so why should it be, you and I, get along so awfully' And I have written 'People are wankers, so why shouldn't I, Punch a nazi in the face and make them cry?'

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

21 degrees in London tomorrow supposedly!!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why doesn't anyone want me? Blame Darwin - you're an evolutionary dead-end!!

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New Martin Express @thatmartin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

M has fallen in love with the Dressmaker game on Steam - it's their happy place and is trying to convince H to play it. I'm hoping it works - could be the gateway drug that is needed. And there's such a healthy community sharing their creations. It's a lovely game!!

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