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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve been re-listening to some old @lastpodcast.bsky.social and I’m on Episode 222: Manifestos. Not knowing what Elliot Rodger looks like but hearing him speak starting at 30:19 immediately had me imagining him to look like Kurt from Glee( Chris Colfer). Man was I right about his general appearance-
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I went on Etsy to look for a protective case (possibly Markiplier-themed), and instead ended up buying a glorious Iron Lung Convict standee by DeanDraws that now only has two left #markiplier #ironlung #etsy
Iron Lung Standee Limited by DeanDraws on Etsy $32.00 (Only two left as of this posting on 06/03/2026)
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Muh Wifey
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
#fanfic #headcannon #gilmoregirls There isn’t a damn once of seasoning anywhere in Stars Hollows
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I was talking to my therapist yesterday trying to remember the name of someone famous when I realized that he’s insane. We were searching for it on our phones when I saw that he keeps his Google search on the white background mode instead of dark mode. Like Sir, how do you get anything done using
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WindowsPost @windowspost.com · 11/01/2026
To choose a laptop, first define your usage (gaming, work, casual) and budget, then focus on key specs: a capable processor (Intel i5/Ryzen 5 or better), 8-16GB RAM for smooth multitasking, and sufficient SSD storage. #laptop #BuyingGuide #howtoguide #buyingtips
Laptop buying guide 2026 - infographic
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m going to be autistically honest here, is giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom actually necessary for winning a Hockey match? Like even if it’s an important hockey match? I also seriously don’t really know how this medal system works so it could be completely valid. Someone explain it to me➡️
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
#retail #retailworker Working retail may be ruining my body but damn I’m not complaining about my amazing calves and firm ass I got from walking constantly
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Nothing like waiting in a long line for an amusement park ride then seeing the ‘I’m better and richer than you’ special people pass who are skipping the long line next to you
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Call me controversial but I don’t think Charlie Kirk would forgive his assassin because it would require empathy and he couldn’t stand empathy “I can't stand empathy. I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that — it does a lot of damage, but it is very effective when it comes to politics”
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
There’s a mariachi band playing somewhere in the Walmart I’m in
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
#genz #nepal #nepalrevolution The revolution won’t be televised it’ll be vlogged
The flag of Monkey D. Luffy on the gates of Nepal’s burning government palace
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Isn’t it supposed to be weird that the Vice President of the United States is hosting a deceased man’s political podcast who I should add was assassinated. Why isn’t he doing the duties of the Vice President? Imagine the shit show if a democrat VP did this.
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I finally stop hearing about Michael Jackson's death and now I get to hear about Charlie Kirk’s death for the next 16 years till something twice as bizarre happens
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Like Trump’s upset right now but how long do you think it’ll take before he starts making it about himself with his past assassination attempts?
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Just saw the video of Charlie Kirk getting shot in the neck on Instagram with no warning. I’m honestly concerned that my reaction was only a light jump of shock then no further emotions
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Ned took to Izzy like a feral cat, possessive and demanding. Izzy didn't know how he felt about it, but he let Ned float around him all the same, as they quietly got to know each other. Izzy found him annoying, in an endearing sort of way. It seemed harmless enough. #️⃣ 1 / 12 #📜 #fiddlehands #ofmd
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
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Raze 🩷 ned low's malewife @raiderking.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"On a Bark phone, given to Izzy Hands." oh okay that's how it's... im so fine this is fine what the FUCK
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
My name is Captain Dylan Blaha, and this message is for members of the National Guard across the USA. I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe. What's going on right now is not normal.
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Firstly and foremostly implies the existence of secondly and secondmostly
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A young Ed. Old enough to know exactly how gorgeous he is and exactly how inexperienced he is in a fight. Ned teaches him how to cut through a crowd. To hurt. To maim. To disable. To terrify. Ed teaches Ned to display his beauty. How to appreciate it. Flaunt it. To use it to lure in prey.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/08/2025
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
*Oblivious Cockblock Ed* And I’m Edward Diana Teach or Ed, otherwise known as Blackbeard. My Māori name is actually Taika Teach funny enough Diana is….*precedes to unknowingly give The Fae unwanted personal information* Frenchie: *Am I allowed to regift human names at the Secret Santa?*
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
#autism #acronyms Got told by my brother that if I read the Bible then all my problems and acronyms would disappear. Me being autistic isn’t going to disappear since I read the Bible like how his unlikeable cunt behavior and undiagnosed bipolar disorder didn’t disappear when he read it
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I’m starting off 27 strong
Tums, Phazyme, and posture correcter
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #fanfic #prompts #modernau #nigelbadmintion Modern AU Where Stede finds out at a Rugby game that his sister is in a healthy, loving relationship with none other than Nigel Badminton from a kiss cam. Both him and Chauncey had been trying to figure out what was going on➡️
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It’s my Ballon Day, I’m 27 now
Serge played by Bronson Pinchot in Beverly Hills Cop telling Axel it’s his Birthday
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
"Questioning is the way of learning," Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
#labubu Can’t wait to get my shit stolen 👍🏻
Light purple Zizi Labubu from Popmart’s Have A Seat series attached to my bag with my order of cold Jasmine Green Tea. The keychain is a picture of a reddish brown Dachshund that says ‘I ❤️ (heart)my Dachshund’
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Lucy V @lucyvilchis.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
"Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man." Thomas Paine, The Crisis, 1776
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
[cop trying to cuff me] Stop. Doing. Jazz. Hands.
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
#retail #retailworker When y’all go into a retail store do y’all just turn off your peripheral vision and all common sense that you have and turn on your weaponized incompetence so that the retail workers jobs can become 100% harder?
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I’m not emotional ready to be awake yet
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
#ww3 Does anybody else just feel no emotions inside on the fact that ww3 has happened? Have I really become that desensitized and numb to the constant historical events that seems to happen daily? Even now as I type this I feel numb to it
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Y’all, I finished the smut. Please tell me positive things, I’m desperate for validation archiveofourown.org/works/663449...
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‘A delicate state of mind’ - ThatLilFucker - Ghosts (US TV 2021) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
just had the totally normal thought "I wonder if the United States will exist in its present form in three months"
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Gary Holland the original dummer in Great White and who was briefly in Dokken was once my Uber or Lyft driver. I got in the car and was like, ‘You look like an old Rock Star’. Which he replied to with a smile ‘I am a old Rock Star’
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Y’all, I wrote a smut. Please, I need positive validation from strangers on the internet
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Never thought I’d be typing ‘Author is open to hearing about dead batteries’……. But for real if y’all want to info dump some knowledge on me about actual batteries I’m down for that too archiveofourown.org/works/663449...
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Bro, I was born during the night but not last night
Scammer trying to convince me that fucking Simu Liu is interested in me based on my comments. Literally only ever made one comment on a video of his for the 2023 Barbie movie
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I suddenly have the desire to buy my brother a PS5 for his birthday
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing that you’re asking for help. I don’t want to fuck Bronson Pinchot
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Hopefully I’ll start posting again to this eventually. I’ve definitely been writing, I gave my Ned Lowe some horrific childhood trauma because I wanted a justifiable reason for him to kill his brother…. He needs therapy now archiveofourown.org/works/535439...
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The Siren and her Husbands - ThatLilFucker - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I have never considered the possibility of there being an American Pope. I was guessing on the Black Pope candidates or the sweet Asian Pope candidate. American Pope caught me off guard and I am American
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
God, why did I have to be sort of right? What kind of President post an AI photo of himself as The Pope within days of attending his funeral?
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Does being born biologically male mean you’re a better swimmer? I feel like men and women are equally good at swimming
Headline: Women’s swimmers speak out after unknowingly facing trans competitor, filing complaint: ‘I feel betrayed’
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
16 screenshots and no kisses for Ned Lowe or Chauncey Badminitom. How am I going to fix them if I can't kiss them? 🥲
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If Mary in Sinners had listened to her black side the movie would've been a hell of alot shorter. Other than that 10/10 movie, fucking loved it
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thatlilfucker.bsky.social @thatlilfucker.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
According to The Telegraph Trump’s getting third tier seating at the Pope’s funeral. I just know he’s going to have a bitch fit about that
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