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Stephen A. Spliff

@thatkellenguy.bsky.social
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Nothing a strongly worded letter won’t fix. You and your pen pal Schumer should hop right on that.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Luke Kornet fuckin suuuucks. He’s never said a word about this but if you remove tops, suddenly it’s an affront to all women. God forbid they make their own fuckin choices when Luke is there to say what’s good for them…
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I know we’ve tried to avoid talking like this but… I think Scoot is officially a bust. He looks completely lost. He’s looked lost before but he looks even loster this time.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Good for them. All this pearl clutching from a community (pro athletes) that aren’t exactly holding their friends and coworkers accountable as it is. Put that energy into some of your teammates that a predatory. Police each other.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-playe…
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Lmao, I can’t believe republicans fall for this shit. Smooth brain shit.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Might be time to throw around the dreaded “injury prone” label.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
New Corey Maggette just dropped
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I know you can’t compare eras but I can confidently say Kermit Washington would wreck Draymond in 12 rounds.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
When someone is right but also a horrible ghoul that also was complicit in much of this situation…
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
We are finding out why Trump wanted to lock up Hillary 😏
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Someone needs to study the desire to tell someone you have the same shoes/shirt as them.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Tim Kaine is open to being extorted. Remember that when you vote, Virginia.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Says the guy who did not, in fact, fight. Fuck this party. This is why they lose rural Americans so long ago. They are full of shit.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Literally no one is saying that
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Tell us you need to touch grass without telling us you need to touch grass…
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Sleepy Joe?
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Alright, wheel gramps to bed before he starts snoring. #SleepyDon
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
He’s so dense he didn’t realize that this will help Mamdani. Lmao
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Keep running from that grind, Luka.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
That was a really long winded way to say “I think segregation is good”. I wonder why you masked that message with a word salad. Maybe because you know it’s wrong? 🤔
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 26/10/2025
ACLU reporting that “several of the 6 women detained at South Louisiana ICE Center in Basile, LA, & Stewart Detention Center in Lumpkin, GA were pregnant & have miscarried while in custody.” 0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
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funky @funkybuttluvin.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
EJ: "Aaron Gordon has made 10 3-pointers tonight tying Terry Rozier in 2020 for the most in a season opener in NBA history. I kid you not"
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Just logging on for the day… did I miss anything?
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
When you hire a morally corrupt sexual predator, you have to consider morally corrupt scamming as one of the side effects.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
@opinionatedwino.bsky.social you’re in for a busy day. Warm up those thumbs.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
They can’t even use calculators. We are fuckin cooked y’all.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Ayton would never
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The baby is INSIDE the placenta?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2025
I propose a deal: Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize in exchange for the Epstein files
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Live look at rural Republicans
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
WAR. ZONE.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Absolute hell on earth. It’s amazing to see her standing out in the open while a man in a chicken suit yells. Death defying…
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
We need to stop kids from bullying each other. But we need adults to START bullying people like this. The right is really led by the biggest fuckin wimps I’ve ever seen.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
@highkin.bsky.social thanks for doing a selfie with me and the kids…
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Word salad for “fuck those people”.
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rip village @ripvillage.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
shaedfernee sharpaway
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Daily reminder: We should be able to house people safely and if that means no billionaires, that’s actually fine.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Cosplaying has gone too far.
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
He was just a fun-loving guy* *unless you were the wrong race, gender, religion, or political leaning, then he was an outright bigot with violent tendencies BUT LETS NOT FORGET HOW FUN HE WAS!!
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Stephen A. Spliff @thatkellenguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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