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A girl named Crystal

@thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social
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Pretty cool lady. Fluent in .gif-based communication. Opinions are my own - who else would want 'em? FL -> CA -> CO

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/01/2025
that cursed man that hates his country, A branded villain.
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chris @yrpalchris.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
we don't have to bring back 'The Queen threw shade with her choice of brooch!' posting for the second term
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Cecile Richard’s and her mother Ann Richard’s were such formidable advocates and fighters for women’s rights and women’s health. This is such a huge loss, made even sadder by the timing.
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
$650 MILLION SPENT ON VANITY SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS THIS YEAR BY LOTS OF COMPANIES WHO SAY THEY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THEIR WORKERS A LIVING WAGE.
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
We’re so blessed to live in a time when our lord and savior Beyoncé has bestowed upon us a brand new music genre called… I think I have this right… country? Praise be to Blue Ivy.
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 06/02/2024
Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
Florida senate republicans have introduced a bill to criminalize abortion. 🤬 www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...
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House Bill 1519 (2024) - The Florida Senate
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 30/01/2024
An alert for fanfic writers: Fanfic works are being stolen from AO3 and possibly elsewhere by someone who is publishing and selling them on Amazon as ebooks. The link below includes instructions on how to file an infringement claim www.tumblr.com/mckitterick/...
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Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP
(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!) An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a n�...
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Truth.
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Im so glad CNN is letting Andy and Anderson drink again. Otherwise how would we know that Andy Cohen (whilst interviewing Jeremy Renner) contemplated the feasibility of pissing his pants?
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Putting this out in the world: Is there any parent in the SW Manc UK area who has a child named Evie who loves pink and has had a rough time with Christmas pressies this year? We have an extra custom LED name sign that I'd love to make their Christmas with.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
a story in 4 parts 😌
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Grok is so based
Elon Musk © @elonmusk
Grok is wise
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Fun
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I can confirm that Elon Musk is a pedophile.
Elon Musk © @elonmusk
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Unfortunately, the Internet (on which it is trained), is overrun with woke nonsense.
Grok will get better. This is just the beta.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I can't post this clip enough, and what better time than tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCX...
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Captain Holt's Dentist Rant
No copyright infringement intended clips are not monetized. Brooklyn Nine-Nine is owned by NBC Broadcasting Company.
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Chrissel @chrissel.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Apropos of nothing in particular, if you happen to live in Texas…
Judges with expiring terms
This is a list of the justices who must stand for partisan election in 2024 in order to remain on the bench. Justices may choose not to stand for election. The list is subject to change if justices retire or are appointed.
Texas Supreme Court
• Jimmy Blacklock
John Devine
• Jane Bland
Texas Court of Criminal Appeals
• Sharon Keller
• Barbara Hervey
• Michelle Slaughter
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
It’s nice to go into 2024 having finally been able to forgive Russell T Davies for what he did to Donna Noble. Because… holy hell, I haven’t been this emotional at a Doctor Who episode in a long long time. #DoctorWho 💙💙
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/11/2023
This statement from Biden about Henry Kissinger is one cold-blooded shiv of a paragraph, to a degree that I truly didn't expect we were going to get. I'm impressed.
Statement from President Biden on the Passing of Henry Kissinger

    Home 

    Briefing Room
    Statements and Releases

I’ll never forget the first time I met Dr. Kissinger. I was a young Senator, and he was Secretary of State—giving a briefing on the state of the world. Throughout our careers, we often disagreed. And often strongly. But from that first briefing  — his fierce intellect and profound strategic focus was evident. Long after retiring from government, he continued to offer his views and ideas to the most important policy discussion across multiple generations. Jill and I send our condolences to his wife Nancy, his children Elizabeth and David, his grandchildren, and all those who loved him.
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737 max [spooky] @bluebookvalue.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
death playing clay game

Caption 

NO WAY

NO FUCKIN WAY
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Manifesting works.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 30/11/2023
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The "Was I a Good Dog?" Death and the Dog meme, but it is overlaid with the skeleton from the "Is Henry Kissinger Even In This Thing" meme, and the text reads:

"It's time to go." "Was I a good meme?" "No. I'm told you were the best"
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Rikibeth @rikibeth.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
The Grim Reaper has grabbed Kissinger’s head while playing a claw machine. Caption: “Kissinger! He really is in this thing!”
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💙 Rachel Bolton 👀 @raebolt.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Good for Jimmy Carter on outliving that mother fucker.
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L. D. Lewis, Sea Witch Apologist 🧜🏾‍♀️ @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app · 30/11/2023
WAIT Y'ALL, KISSINGER DIED HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
[ Enter one fed-up, tired bitch* ] *reclaimed
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Self Care Reminders @selfcarereminders.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Take a moment to appreciate the simple pleasure of sipping a glass of water. Hydrate your body and refresh your mind. Stay refreshed and take care.
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Minna Ålander 🌻 @alanderminna.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Absolutely mad what’s going on on Ex. What used to be the go-to address for live information on still unfolding events has degenerated to the worst source of disinformation. If you still have access, read this thread:
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Tweet by @shayan86
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Wait. That was the season finale for Ashoka? Um… okay.
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annika boo-ranti klein @noirbettie.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
This story by @rachaelkjones.bsky.social is as unflinching as they come, imagining a Narnia-like escape from a school shooting and how terrible that really might be. The last paragraph is as perfect as any I've ever read.
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The Sound of Children Screaming - Nightmare Magazine
You know the one about the Gun. The Gun goes where it wants to. On Thursday morning just after recess, the Gun will walk through the front doors of Thurman Elementary, and it won’t sign in at the fr...
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Work cafe playing “Everybody Hurts” as I walked in this morning is definitely matching my recent vibe.
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Bro excitement over “AI” art strikes me as another example of the notion that an “idea” is worth more than execution, as in “I’ll give you my idea, you write it, and we’ll split the proceeds 50/50.” Ideas are cheap. The execution of ideas is the part that takes skill, & skill that makes great art.
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
This. It's so sad that our reaction to the passing of such a groundbreaking woman is, largely, relief. Please, other politicians, see this example. Do you want an unyielding grip on power to be what overshadows the rest of your legacy at the end?
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
I am in love with the Honorable Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX).
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/09/2023
One of the best parts of the WGA deal: AI has now hit a brick wall in Hollywood, *and that includes adaptations.* Based on the deal, AI can't be source material. So if you're a publisher, AI novels or graphic novels or whatever just became that much less appealing because *they can't be optioned.*
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
There was a woman in the hallway outside my hotel room having a LOUD speakerphone conversation with her family at 7am. Now, it’s not her fault the walls are thin enough to hear but come ON! Who does that?
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Mr. Perfectly Fine hits a little different this week. “Mr. "Insincere apology so he doesn't look like the bad guy"” 👀
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
I feel this really hard. I know I won’t ever see all those folks here and will just… lose them.
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Opinions solicited: is using “clam jam” as the female equivalent to “cock block” a good laugh line for a conversation in my rom-com book?
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
I endorse this.
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
This this this.
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A girl named Crystal @thatgirlcrystal.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
How did I go from, like, working in social media to being the last to join a new platform and terrified to post my first thing and staring at a blank box?
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