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@spazzzy.bsky.social
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Yelling about Arsenal, Marlins, or Dolphins. What’s with TODAY today?

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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 3h
Stephen Miller is on top of MY list but it could be any one of them.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 5h
Penelope Cruz is in La Bola Negra?
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The Dude: I'll Be There, Man
ALT: The Dude: I'll Be There, Man
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope my mayor sends out another post. “115.”
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You Can See Everything Wicker Whalefall Other Mommy
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#FinsUp 🐬
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My Disappointment Is Immeasurable Meme
ALT: My Disappointment Is Immeasurable Meme
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I be talking a lot of shit but I can’t believe he plays for Inter Miami.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GOOD MORNING, SICKOS! #FinsUp 🐬
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GOOO GATORS!!!!!!! GET UP AND GOOO!!! 🐊🐊🐊
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cleaned my grill for Sunday. Sicko Behavior Loading…
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I never noticed that the latina’s gun in Aliens has ADIOS written on it.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ORNSTEEEIIIINNNN!!! But also, I’ll only celebrate when there’s actual consequences.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hannah Einbinder got arrested for protesting that evil piece of shit? A queen but they arrested the wrong fucking person!
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kai injured in a meaningless friendly.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn. ☹️
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of our travel buddies has to stop at a McDonalds in every country we visit. Gave her credit for one in Florence. Coffee and breakfast were very good.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She wants to be a lawyer, In other words SHORTY STUDIES LAW.
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Fourteen Visuals @fourteenvisuals.com · 22/09/2026
Here’s some other fun examples. Let’s do something spooky in Palm Beach County yo! #photography #halloween #spookyseason
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy first day of Fall to those who celebrate.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 21/09/2026
Absolutely unprecedented levels of losing my shit when this episode premiered
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Ice rink campaign mayhem | Parks and Recreation | #shorts
YouTube video by Peacock
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“THESE USED TO BE A DOLLAR!” “Sure, Grandpa. Let’s get you to bed.”
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Performative Male
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everybody was at Turnstile except me. ☹️
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My Gators knew I had a rough day and are kicking Auburn’s ass. #GoGata
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Practical Magic 2 was decent enough. I enjoyed it. I just know there’s an Arsenal fan who named the English guy Professor Ian Wright.
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Ryan @ryanronda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bruins season over before it starts
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BEES!!! 🐝
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listening to the new Slow Pulp while it’s storming outside.
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Milhouse on the Playground
ALT: Milhouse on the Playground
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“No one likes us, we don’t care!” …is Hialeah lowkey Millwall?
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All-Timer.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me watching Night Court:
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn. Houthis got hands.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I started watching this Lanterns show just because Laura Linney is in this at some point.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He would say:
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Came on during my walk and now I yearn for some Panthers hockey. 🐀
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Hey, dawg. We heard you like Gary Oldman. So we put a Gary Oldman ad under a Gary Oldman post.”
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SPRANG BREAK 4 EVER
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dolphins tailgate season is upon us and I still don’t know all the lyrics to “Dreams & Nightmares” by Meek Mill.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My football club just told Ed Sheeran to fuck off. #COYG
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kepa in goal scares the fuck out of me.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OUR SON MAX DOWNMAN!!!
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arteta making us scramble all these numbers and I don’t like it.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
De Niro on Good Hang started off kinda slow. Felt like he didn’t wanna be there but towards the end was sooo good. That man is a national treasure.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Widow’s Bay Gang! We Up!
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pitt Gang! We Up!
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t fuck with Noah Kahan. Not only does his music suck but he’s a Chelsea fan.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another great season of Silo.
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If the Dolphins don’t got me, Joe “Big Daddy” Flanigan got me.
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Mario @bollofever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all better get yo buns out
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SPAZ @spazzzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HE LOST HIS SHOE AGAIN!
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