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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 1h

“So, we need to unpack the nuances of the problematic iceberg narrative, right?” - Liberals on The Titanic

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How to tell if you saw a ghost : You didn’t, because they’re not real.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you can read this, you own at least part of a complete human skeleton.

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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is exactly what fake mayonnaise would say.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“How dare the people we don’t respect not think what we tell them to? Don’t they know we were briefly profitable 30 years ago?!” - Rolling Stone

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This wasn’t about Halloween at all!

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Stop inventing people

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What it really comes down to is I’ve never been taking a shit in public and thought to myself “I sure am glad the stranger in the other stall has the same genitalia as I do.” And you haven’t either.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gonna start a recipe site. No ads, and every recipe use’s playlists of 90s gangster rap instead of minutes for cook times.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Disney+ apparently has ads no matter how much money you give them. I started pirating superhero movies when it involved scotch tape, cardboard, and multiple VCRs. Fucked if I’m paying to watch shampoo ads before “Avengers 97 : They jump a lot.”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nobody tells you how much horses fart.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you have one of those trucks plastered with trump merch, you should know that I absolutely spit on your door handles. And I sincerely hope you see me do it.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That time they said “Well, fuck me sideways.” on Stargate, but nobody noticed because it was in Russian.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There is no fucking way I’m disabling Adblock and enabling DRM for a recipe. I’ll just go to the next result of the 10000 results available.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You’re paying me 8$ an hour to do the work of three people while you get 75k a year to turn emails into meetings when you bother to show up at all. I’ll bring a fucking calzone to the interview if I want, you’re lucky I even showed up.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Unless you work in a warehouse or just got home from vacation, you’re not “unpacking”, you’re equivocating.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Share an image that shows how many years you’ve been online.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Thinking of that time I got dumped because saying “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” was “misogyny”.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Spaceships in 90s TV shows looked like malls in real life in the 80s.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The last time I played a Wolverine game, it looked like this.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m going grocery shopping later today, so I want to remind everyone if I see you stealing at the self checkout, no I didn’t.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thanks, privileged white woman. Bigotry is solved.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…

JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the boy of an eleven year old boy. They’re both outside in my van, if you want to come see them.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Every YouTube true crime video in two sentences: Look, a white girl. And then the murders began.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The man who could have stopped Hitler.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Americans will use anything except the metric system.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Randomly thinking about the girl who dumped me for “mansplaining” after she asked me a question about my job and I answered it.

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026

Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wish everyone would stop being wrong so I wouldn’t have to correct them constantly.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don’t know why everyone is surprised the guy who calls himself “Culturally Irish” is a Nazi. That’s what “Culturally Irish” has meant since 1935.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Its true. I was one of the tie fighters.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Whatever happened to Lucent, anyway?

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Imagine AI but we never stopped using punch cards.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I always thought Batman was so tough because of his animal inspiration but then I went to the zoo and kicked the living SHIT out of a bunch of bats. It was EASY.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Programming is 98% wondering which stupid god damn shit for fuck moron did that and 2% fixing it before someone realizes it was you.

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In other words, "Collective Action Works."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

This Weeks Onion Magazine: 25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed

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Yeti At Large 🇰🇵 @thankstodd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The montages on Baywatch had writers.

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