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Richard Morris

@thamestortoise.bsky.social
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BSc MRSC Classic cars, cycling, cooking, wine, reading, hiking and nature interests. 🥾🚴‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿📚🍷

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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 8h
@jayrayner1.bsky.social had his views earlier.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 11h
It will grow.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"María" is harvesting sweet potatoes. "I work 8 hours a day and earn CA minimum wage of $16.90/hr. The hardest part for me is having to get up at 2:00am to pack my lunch, wait for my ride and drive to the site. My shift runs from 4am. to 12:30 pm." #WeFeedYou
Freshly harvested sweet potatoes
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like the father ted episode.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congratulations.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
C’est chiq
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Missing the nazi tattoos.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
202.9 locally. Only reason is The orange twit in the whitehouse. I’m not sure how it ends at the moment. It’s a dr strangelove era.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In fact, dear readers, she is not corrupt.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One thing cheering me up is that faridge cannot afford to be PM .the income stream would have to stop.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RNLI Christmas card to him in prison will cheer him up.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone needs to ask him To go for a walk, a jog or ride a bicycle.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not watched one yet, don’t see the need to start now.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aren’t they all in microbreweries these days? Tattoos, man buns and checked shirts.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some people are now battling to keep her alive so she can well enough for some other people to kill her. It's barbaric.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made an impact that left the country a better place. I’m saddened that she didn’t control her death as she wished to.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woke is the new “health and safety gone mad.”
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a rare unsigned copy.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So they’ve programmed it to lie?
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did they realise ALL of them worked for mi5? Or they came to blow up an USAF base by mistake? Worst evri delivery ever?
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🔴 We asked Tony Blair's think tank about charging businesses £500k for political access at party conferences and why one of its sponsor's logos disappeared after our reporting last week on TBI's alleged cash for access scheme This is what they said
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That looks fantastic.
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just spent two days at the Labour conference in Liverpool. The difference between Welsh and UK Labour was stark. There is a huge opportunity for Wales, but there is a risk it passes us by. My write up here: willhaywardwales.substack.com/p/inside-the...
willhaywardwales.substack.com
Welsh Labour risk missing a golden opportunity
Inside the Labour conference
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ridley Scott’s alien ?
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sounded genuine. And I didn’t disagree with any of it. But much of what he said would only be put for discussion into the next political cycle. Nothing happening this year? They still have a massive parliamentary advantage but need to stop pandering to farage. But then, I know nothing.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s very dependant on how reliable the driver is. My local one is ok. Luckily I have managed to get the app to accept my w3w -and a photo of my front door I think. Not that it always helps…evri and yodel are often shocking and Amazon can be excellent or appalling in the same week.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@gaysofhormuz.bsky.social
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Terence stamp or Alan Rickman.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, what a beauty…
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do not buy a swasticar. I thought his stunt of sending a Tesla sports car ( he had no involvement in it) into space incredible. Sadly since then he has revealed his colours to the world .
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I do like his answer when asked if the bears will enjoy listening to his music. “They’ve got no choice really.”
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bigly intelligence.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No fixed abode too.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mr president, you’re no Mamdani.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cat pie.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d make sure your satnav is working well. I’ve only managed to break through the ring road defences once!
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. But backwards and in high heels.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 24 100🎯 99🎯 98🔥 98🎯 94🏅 Final score: 971
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not as pink here.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He doesn’t understand how research works so I doubt he will apologise.
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I suppose I’m a play school baby, 54 now!
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you everyone for your happy birthday wishes especially from my #Playschool Babies. I feel truly blessed. Sending virtual hugs to you all full of joy and happiness. Keep smiling ❤️❤️
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chicken and tomatoes is a good combination.
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GEOINT #036 from KH-11 KENNEN (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Autonomous Phantoms 2. Pseudo-Clerical 3. Deep State Wormhole Bridge
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Autonomous Phantoms
2. Pseudo-Clerical
3. Deep State Wormhole Bridge

Actual coordinates: 62.2140° N, 159.9221° W
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why stop there, Donald? Why not call it Super, Super, Super, Super, Super, Bigly, Bigly, Super Intelligence… or SSSSSBBSI for short? 👀
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bigly intelligence is perfect!
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nick Candy and Holly Valance. Britain’s most expensive house. A £265m sale. Usual consequence: £32m of stamp duty. But five small flats were included in the sale. By an extraordinary happy accident, that cut the tax by £18.5m. The curious sale of Nick Candy’s mansion A 🧵:
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Richard Morris @thamestortoise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They look enticing. Lemon zest?
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