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Ted Fielding

@tfielding.bsky.social
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Geology, Hydrology, Tribology. Also Heathcliff, History, Warhammer, Battletech, and DnD. Colbert, WA. He/Him

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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Of course, they have Gundams
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Ew gross
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I hate mapping Joint Use.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The world is about to see how bad Manitobans are at driving
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Stir Fry is one of my go to "I'm too lazy to cook but I want something delicious" meal
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Missing him manually unbanning someone who got autobanned for posting child porn
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Watching a Kraken Capitals game is confusing whenever I hear "Washington"
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain. A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones. The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I always avoid doors that open for me since I watched The Prisoner too much as an impressionable teen and they creep me out, so just make all non revolving doors powered and just force youth to watch The Prisoner.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Like maybe if you lived in like Ambrose, North Dakota you'd never need it, but Google is in a place with so many paid parking spots that you'd have to enter it a lot. I live in a place with pretty rare paid parking and I still have both mine and my wife's plates memorized
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
When my little sister was buying a house in the Bay Area, she only found one that was the same price as my house in Eastern Washington, and it had a tarp for the roof and just plywood for siding
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Probably Hyperparathyroidism. You should show sympathy to anyone who has suffered from hyperparathyroidism by giving them large wads of cash.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I walked back to my car, took my shit out of my pockets, could only find one glove, walked all the way back to the fountain, couldn't find it, walked back to my car, and my missing glove was next to my. The snow makes me stupid.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Vigil at Rotary fountain in Spokane right now if anyone doesn't know already
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I remember reading this storyline when it came out and am unhappy you said how long ago it came out.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Neat, I didn't know they shipped, I always just bought it at the grocery store and shoved it in my luggage with some ice packs
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Geo is actually spanish for fake
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
(Unless Army)
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army
Alt: Buster Bluth in an Army uniform is holding a stuffed animal and says these are my awards mother from army from Arrested Development
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If you read The Class Struggle in France 1848-1850, Marx specifically calls for a "dictatorship of Leverhulme Prize winners"
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I dunno, my wife and I are riding it right now as tourists and it was pretty easy to figure out.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Googles AI will tell you no! In fact, last night I Googled a question about the Hockey Game I was at, and it told me No, I was not at a Hockey Game because there wasn't one.
Google AI saying "There isn't a Kraken game tonight, December 6, 2025, as the NHL Schedule doesn't show one, but when they do play at their home, Climate Pledge" the text stops as the screenshot cuts it off
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Meme from chick tract. Bunch of angry dudes, one of them shouting "Shut Up" Caption is  "Most People rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth."
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Meme from chick tract. Bunch of angry dudes, one of them shouting "Shut Up" Caption is  "Most People rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth."
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Huh, my sister in California bought a house last month and was just complaining to me about how she and her husband can't use the master shower because it is full of ants.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I think we, as a society, need to be more cruel to people who hate Onions.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I needed Gutters on my house and my second quote was a quarter of the first quote. When I called the first guy he just told me the second guy must be giving me a really good deal I should go with that one, and then asked if I had a DnD campaign he could join
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Went to Higgen's Point on Lake Coeur d'Alene and saw the Bald Eagles.
A Bald Eagle sitting on a branch overlooking a forested mountainA Bald eagle swooping down to a lake to catch fish
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
One of life's great pleasures is when someone gets increasingly irate about me going the speed limit, so they start to tailgate, and I let off the gas so they keep a 3 second follow distance behind me
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3 #smbc
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My wife has had to endure much worse: AI generated online training course.
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Rain's Cats @catssurname.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Life pro tip: a role of butcher paper is a great cat toy. It will last a long time, as this is just a small fraction of it. #FosterKittens
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Screenshot from the show Babylon 5 where a computer screen says Password Required, but the P in Password is cut off, so it says "Assword Required"
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I think we should keep pennies, but entirely because I am anti-CGP Grey.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Back of a Semi on the highway going West.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I once saw a BART car in Nebraska
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Aurora time Lapse up in Colbert, WA. Apparently I can just do time lapses straight from my Z50.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Not many people know this but since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank on a Monday, they made Tuesdays “TacoNite” and it’s been observed as such ever since that fateful day
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I was 100% bullying myself with this post and I do own one. I love dressing up, but at the time I had a job that was only hiking and my company paid all my expenses so I had money to spend on the dumbest things. That's a very narrow target market so I don't know how it still exists.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Finally womens stupid hiking clothing is catching up with mens stupid hiking clothing. Behold: The Eddie Bauer hiking sport coat.
A screenshot from the Eddie Bauer website of a model wearing a Sport Coat, but it's made of hiking clothes material and has a bunch of zippered pockets.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Missing a bulb of garlic
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
One of my favorite things I learned in my waste management class was that it used to be common to dump waste in rivers, so by the 50s, the SF Bay was so polluted that people in San Jose had to constantly repaint their houses because the gas from the sewage rapidly tarnished the lead paint.
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RANGE Media @rangemedia.co · 07/11/2025
No one in our community should go hungry, and we know a lack of accessible information on resources contributes to neighbors suffering. Spokane.food is a simple, one-stop shop to direct folks to, where they can find the resource closest to them.
spokane.food
How to get or give help during the SNAP shutdown across the Inland Northwest – RANGE Media
Our community is facing a food crisis. We created a comprehensive map of all the resources in our region, so you can find the nearest food pantries, community organizations and restaurants offering free food closest to you.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I have never followed the dosing guidelines and just vibe it out. I used to make my own laundry soap which stsrted me on the path to vibiness. I just kind of assume that they're telling me to use way too much
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I am beyond pumped to take a Bane into combat and then have to restart the level because I used those UAC 2s like a hose and now have only 4 MGs at 54 kph.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I once was making a map in rural Missouri on an ATV and had a random Beagle follow me for about ten miles. It was very cute.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Unless you visit Istanbul, the New York City of the Bosphorus
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Not even old. I'm a 30 something active guy and then my body decided to kill me all of the sudden, and after surgery the three minute walk from parking to my favorite restaurant took my wife and I ten minutes because I needed to constantly stop and let the pain subside.
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Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Like I knew this and I live in rural Washington
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