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Texty the Bard

@textualdeviance.bsky.social
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Democrat & Social Justice Bard. Queer/Enby/Spoonie/Neurospicy. Gen Xer & PNW snob. I write SFF, sing, cuddle my spouse/kids/cats & swear a lot. Anti-Democrat BS or AI slop = block. Beware: I come with receipts. WA Rebel Bird pic: Rebecca LaPointe.

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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 10h
They're always acting like it's just "economic anxiety" or some other buzz phrase to avoid acknowledging that people vote GOP because they're bigots, not because they're broke or lack agency.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 10h
I think a lot of people, particularly on the anti-Democrat left, just don't get that there really is a very large contingent of GOP voters out there. They think there must be something especially shady going on, because they don't want to admit their GOP relatives really are awful people.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 10h
I don't think it's unreasonable to expect them to *try* to fuck with things in some way or other. They've already been doing that with the attempts at killing mail ballots (plus there's always gerrymandering, etc.) But as always, it's mostly a matter of numbers + the structure of the government.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 11h
Ah, but to this crowd, rights that are won with voting, lobbying, and passing bills aren't as good as ones that are won with radical, burn-it-down revolutions. "I demand my rights!" "I'm totally behind you! Vote for me and I'll do my best to make it happen." "No, not like that!"
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 12h
You heard it here first folks, when your loved ones go missing, you'd better watch your back, Ken Paxton *will* follow you around and snatch away all the missing person posters you put up. Why does he do it? Well, we won't speculate here, but he's surely got a reason.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 12h
Social contagion theory is real. It's just that the contagion in question is being fucking ridiculous about a conflict that's been going on for at least 3,000 years.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 12h
I'm going to be real honest here, the reason "Why Palestine Matters So Much to Queer People" is that a whole lot of people who identify as Queer are terminally fucking online and they know they will lose all their friends and be branded a Nazi (or worse, a Jew) if they don't say it matters to them.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16h
To the person noting there is not enough money in the world to license every piece of intellectual property stolen for "AI" training: you're sooooo close to the point, friend, keep going, you'll get there if you try
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 15h
Fox News gave Dennis Hastert, whom a federal judge called a “serial child molester,” a warm “In Memoriam” sendoff.
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Fox News Runs ‘In Memoriam’ for Serial Child Molester Dennis Hastert
The network gave the disgraced former Republican House speaker a solemn televised sendoff, describing his sexual abuse of teenage boys as “allegations” that merely “tainted” his reputation.
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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 19h
"Against edgelordism in all its forms" is becoming a foundational principle for me. Civilization is impossible without an unflinching commitment to pro-social behavior and a willingness to marginalize any deviation.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 17h
I love her so much.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 17h
This incident involved having to tear out that entire wall (which had a floor to ceiling cabinet unit which contained the fridge, microwave and wall oven) plus replace the subfloor and insulation in the crawlspace underneath it. We were without the use of the kitchen for ~5 months. It was horrible.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 17h
I should also mention that the way we discovered this was when the pantry on the other side of the wall started growing mold from an unrelated bit of plumbing fuckery (weak weld on a copper pipe that popped open when the installers of our new fridge pushed too hard sliding it into place.)
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 17h
Not electrical, but we discovered a few years ago that the original builders of our house had poked a nail through a drain pipe going from a bathroom upstairs through a wall of the kitchen. 13 years of living with a slow sewage leak in our wall.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23h
Counter-proposal to Sam Altman: Go fuck yourself www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
Pedophile politician arrives in Hell, may he be the first of many to imminently follow www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sex Scandal, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drop Dead Gorgeous.
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Jesus Drop Dead Gorgeous Performance
Alt: Jesus on wheels scene from Drop Dead Gorgeous
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
300.
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300: Tonight We Dine in Hell Meme
Alt: 300: Tonight We Dine in Hell Meme
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st-judas.bsky.social @st-judas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, if Hillary and Kamala lost to Trump it means that they had terrible campaigns and failed to capture voters. But if Bernie lost to Biden and Hillary by millions of votes, it can only mean that the DNC screwed him.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, if there’s competitive eating…
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people who continue to perpetuate this myth are precisely who laid the groundwork for Trump’s big lie. They should be cut out of Democratic politics like a malignant tumor.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, I'm a realist. And reality is that without a union to pay the bills while they're on strike, no one is going to do it.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you miss the part where we don't have the infrastructure for it?
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm still delighted that the Tesla dealership/service center down the road from us closed after months of protest.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's what I figured. I've been indie for so long I haven't paid much attention to that side of the industry, so I had no idea if anything was different these days. There are advantages to trad pub, but my working style doesn't really mesh with it anyway.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It'll probably be March before I can settle in to my new office and make another revision pass on the barf draft I finally finished for the sequel to Tesserae. It felt really good to write again when I was doing it recently, though. Just need to find enough time and spoons.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not out here making a fortune on my stuff. I'd have to be producing a lot more work to even get more people to read my stories in the first place. I've effectively been on hiatus for 10-ish years (kids + health shit.) Finally started again early summer, but now we're moving semi-unexpectedly.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The creepy part is that this must mean that the short in question got scraped and summarized by an LLM thief. I don't know which companies are pulling that shit right now, but I guess I need to go find out who's stealing my work.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After further research, it does look like this fits the pattern of a known scam. Apparently they impersonate real publisher employees and then try to sucker authors into paying fees to get published. Ah, well. I didn't really fit what they were supposedly looking for anyway.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not Gmail, but the url doesn't feel quite right. The mail also smells a bit like it's AI-generated. The summary of the short in question is accurate, and goes beyond the cover blurb, but it just feels off.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, #Booksky. Has anyone ever heard of an editor at a fairly major publisher cold-contacting an indie author? I got an email today from someone who says she read one of my shorts and wants to talk more. My instinct says this is a scam, but the name is a real person at that publisher. Any ideas?
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fact that the regime deliberately gutted immigration courts, so those cases will take even longer, makes it clear that this is about funneling tax money to private prison contractors (plus giving sadistic guards easy access to victims.)
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cases like this make it obvious that this is NOT about deportation. If they were just picking up people who have final removal orders and quickly getting them on a plane back to their home country, that would be one thing. Instead, they're holding people while their cases take forever to process.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pro-Labor is essentially a dogwhistle at this point and that's just what the Teamsters want, they're a bunch of racist sexist conservatives who value white grievance over worker solidarity.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WTF?
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My point tonight is essentially this
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GREAT NEWS !! Thanks to SCIENCE — specifically, Dr. Fauci — a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV will not reopen in 2027… because there aren’t any HIV infected kids to attend anymore! More of the story in the Alt-Text:
Thanks to rock-bottom rates of HIV infection among babies in the state, One Heartland, one of the nation's largest summer campgrounds for HIV-positive kids, is no longer needed.

Perinatal transmission of HIV, when children contract the virus while in the womb or breastfeeding, has fallen to below 1% in HIV-positive mothers in the United States thanks to antiretroviral medications.
Globally, new HIV infections among children up to age 14 have declined by 38% since 2015.

And this is all thanks to Dr. Fauci!

Appointed NIAID director in 1984, Fauci oversaw large-scale clinical trials networks that helped transform HIV from a fatal diagnosis into a manageable chronic condition
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [dreamye lute solo] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You gotta be fucking kidding me
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why a lot of them handwave the Epstein victims. It's presumed that they were trashy girls whose parents either trafficked them or didn't care what they were doing. They weren't girls from "good families" who got kidnapped and victimized. They were throw aways to begin with.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a mindset, particularly among conservatives, that SA is only a big deal when it happens to a chaste woman/girl or one who belongs to a Christian man. They believe there are good women and Jezebels, and the latter are fair game for men to use as they will.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Consent is not a one-time, irrevocable thing. Saying yes to one situation is not a blanket yes to everything else. Being married is not consent. Going on a date is not consent. Being a sex worker is not consent.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you're right in the middle of doing porn like that, if something goes wrong, you can still tell people to stop and that should be respected. That's the whole point of safe words!
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't take reading comments about the Cornell case. Too much stuff, even from women, that reminds me of when my own assaults were handwaved because I was presumed to be a slutty "bad girl." I don't care if someone has a 10-year history of doing kinky gang-bang porn. Consent still matters.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 02/10/2026
How *dare* Democrats try and court Republicans, whose rightmost edge I am happy to reach out to and agree with on many topics
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay not to hand it to the military-industrial complex and all, and the USA military does need to be reduced, but why in Christ would you do this in the middle of a war (that you started) that is kicking your ass unless military leadership is telling you that you are screwing up immensely?
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yyyep. This one, all the time.
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're worried about their precious babies being lured into a life of unrepentant sin which would send them to hell. Marrying those babies off to 40 year olds when they're 13, though? That's normal, and as God intended. 🤮
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is absolutely no chance in Hell the next Dem president isn't stripping the gold colored plastic crap out of that place and there is nothing he can do about it
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Texty the Bard @textualdeviance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why has no one yet made a non-shitty alternative to FB? Not that I don't like it here, but it's a whole different experience. I'm still over there primarily because there's nothing else like it.
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