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maybe the real decades-long friendship was the cursed images we texted along the way context free since 1996. all VINs filed off deliberately

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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 7h
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<» Ojalá que ella
escriba un poema.
Hopefully
she
writes
a
poem
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Gooby Dubois @clownbabyjen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gimme the Beef Boys and free my soul
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026
facebook’s new AI is sending guys to my house to whip my ass for posting “sirloin ain’t shit” in the local Beef Boys chat
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably the number one question people ask me is, “How did you find out where I live?”
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
请小便入池
PLEASE URINATE INTO THE POOL
增硬延吋补肾
微信1113233098
片网
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the correct response to ANY sexual assault, btw. make rapists fucking afraid.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/09/2026
stopping Godzilla mid rampage by grabbing a bullhorn & yelling "What that Gojiirussy do?" from the open cargo door of a helicopter
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ALTHOUGH FROWNED UPON, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO CALL A TODDLER AN ASSHOLE.
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ATTENTION!!!
Thanks for your attention
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seth Pollack
@sethmpk
Please don't tell me "happy Hondadays" when you know my family celebrates Toyotathon
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IM SO MANLY EVEN MY BALLS.
HAVE BALLS
OH SHIT I THINK THOSE ARE TIMEO RS
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!
Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Anglo-American School Is S...
The Anglo-American School in St.
Petersburg, a beloved institution in o c NPR 1 day ago
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EXECUTIVE AI CHARGE
UF PROOICION
HERBERT F.
SOLOW
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eurydice
Orpheus
Saving Eurydice from the
underworld
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
¡Yo compraría un helicóptero!
I would buy a helicopter!
duolingo
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You heard there was a secret cord
That you could use to meet The Lord (Cause you don't care bout power safety, do yah?)
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SO I MADE A MEME
LIKE THIS
WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We'll have to get down there and blow it manually.
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buy American cars!
アメ車買えよ!
The tariffs are too high!
関税が高い!
And the non-tariff barriers!
目関税障壁も!!
Just buy them already!
いいから買えよ!!
No, they're huge!
いらん!!デカい!
Doesn't matter.
They're still huge!
関係ねぇ!デカい!
No! They're just too big!
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違う!デカいんだよ!
I said they're way too big!!!
だからデカすぎんだよ!!
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't think he's a real doctor
MrWegles Weiner Wagon
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
UNITED STATES
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
NT
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bernie
lam once again asking every football coach to hire a 13 y/o
Madden obsessive to manage the clock for you
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MONICE JACK OFF
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NON-POTABLE WATER
DO NOT DRINK
To conserve water,
this building uses reclaimed water to flush toilets and urinals.
SLOAN®
A259 REV. 1
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SPEAKER
KEY BOARD
CONDENSOR MIC
HOOK SWITCH
PLUG
TELEPHONE
CORD
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MUSEMENTS
RUY AR CONDITIONED
* Royal Pier Amusen
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT'S WHAT WE'D WANT IF WE WERE
PETS.
petco
HE HEALTH ELLNESS C
Petco Introduces New
Automatic Dog Launcher
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
C'mon, how
bad can this be?
Radical anarchists are urging people to obey the state.
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
PERBACK PARADISE • 818421 • $3.00
Four friends held a seance to speak to the dead, but they weren't expecting...
AN
ITALIAN GHOST
Yo! Quit asking questions! I ain't no rat!
You ladies need da freaking bible.
DISFUQIN GUYE
EVEN AFTER DEATH HE IS STILL ITALIAN
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
SMELL THAT?
Of course you do.
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Buddy... At 4.5ft, the blue whales anus is the biggest asshole on earth. But you gotta be at least 5 8."
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
BREAKING: A televangelist from Louisiana claims Taylor Swift's new album is "brainwashing an army of young women and girls into feminist freedom fighters to someday conquer the United States and enslave all the men and peg them."
House Atreides accepts!
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
NASA DATA SHOWS SOMETHING
LEAKING OUT OF URANUS
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!
Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway:
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SHAVE MY
WEINK FORES?
517-716
167-671
Joke's on you!
I SHAVED THEM LAST NIGHT AT
HONEYS
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
F
CHICKE
TONIGHT
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If I can make at least one person smile, or pee their pants a little, then my day was not wasted.
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
4y Everything
Everything has stopped working
A problem caused the program to stop working correctly.
Windows will close the program and notify you if a solution is available.
Close program
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’m an app consultant. my job is finding apps that have had search bars at the top for years and then moving them to the bottom, or vice versa. i have been shot 155 times across eight ted talks
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coming up:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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yabulda & co. @textswithshipley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
r/mildlyinfuriating 7 h
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My dog just unlocked my phone by sitting on it
My phone has Face ID. My phone just mistook a dog's butthole for my face. I don't think my self-esteem is ever going to recover from this.
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