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Adam

@textstar.bsky.social
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Posting into the void. Underfollowed. Basic. 🌈. He/him. Hopefully woke.

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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Makepeace’s bob is iconic
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gilmore Girls is nice because reading books and knowing things was cool
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the sad things about the death of writing is that we are going to be taking life advice primarily from visually attractive people now who don’t know shit. ideally you want the world filtered through awkward homunculi filled with rage who know the plural of homunculus
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shop hounding me for feedback AND giving me a deadline? Who’s paying whom here?
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why post on Threads a photo with caption you could have put on Instagram? I realise I should have stopped after my fourth word.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This design is from 1930?!
Volvo logo dated 1930
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Perhaps there’ll be a break in “how to stay up late” guides now
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When you wittily quote dialogue from a film and realise your audience is probably at least a decade too young
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Old enough to recognize this as a data center
Lockable floppy disk holder from the late 20th century
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
😢
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Margo & Jerry Leadbetter Exercise Together
Alt: Margo and Jerry Leadbetter from The Good Life exercise together
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Definitely flat
A planet photographed from space by people who aren’t me
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#Caturday
A picture of a cat. It says, “4 years ago lived in a bush and hunted my own meals.
Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef.
Follow me for more financial advice.”
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Apple has told me I’ve been kicking around for so long they don’t need proof of my age. Rude.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Burn
A baby blue greetings card on a rack with “I see how hard you try. I’m so proud of all your small, quiet victories” printed on the front.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The persisting horrors must be over; my LinkedIn review of the year has arrived.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
When did a good old final become a flouncy finale?
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Be careful what you wish for.
Photo of a book in Norwegian called ‘Manifestering’ by Kari Opsal.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Yes.
Neon sign reading “Fires Before Guys”
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
How unusual to experience check-in, security, Starbucks, baggage claim and customs at the same airport on the same day without seeing even a glimpse of an actual plane interior.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Mood
A British shorthair cat lying flat on her back in a patch of November sunlight streaking across a beige carpet
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
My Halloween costume concept for 2025: hybrid worker WFH. Wish me luck as I grab some tracksuit bottoms and a hoodie.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Why is caturd*y trending on Thursday?
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What would Lynne Curtin do?
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 03/10/2025
In memoriam...
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I’m looking forward to having a bit more space after Tuesday
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can only assume that in the US they’re seeing these headlines in the same way that in the UK we’re getting theirs. Curious.
Selection of articles from a screenshot of BNC News Beds, Herts and Bucks section:

Rising cost of school uniform is scary, says mum
Beds, Herts & Bucks • 6h ago

Weir revival could be key to trout's return
Beds, Herts & Bucks • 5h ago

Investigation under way after man is hit by a car
Beds, Herts & Bucks • 1d ago

East of England news quiz of the week
England • 6h ago
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Ok, I’m ready for my brat summer era now.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is the most optimistic I’ve felt for ages.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
What was the question?
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
How kind really are your regards if you can’t manage more than ‘KR’ in your default valediction?
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Is anything more passive aggressive than a “gentle reminder?”
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
He’s a 10 but he thinks comfortability is a word.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
He’s a 10 but he sings along using Spotify lyrics
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Do people still call it a “stag do”?
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Prescient. And yes, I’ve taken to quote reposting my own posts.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
BBC News has described a cohort of internet users in a mainstream article as “extremely online”. I think I like this?
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
DUN3
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I saw your post and assume I no longer speak English
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Halloween shopping in June? Groundbreaking.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
What a pity we can’t make a cup of Ovaltine, was her last conscious thought. Life’s problems are often eased by hot milky drinks.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Bsky overindexes on dad jokes
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Please keep a safe dis
Photo of a worn away strip of tape that used to say please keep a safe distance and is now mostly gone or obscured.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I thought i had indigestion but I think it’s just existential dread
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I might or I might not
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Precisely this
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The new VHS camcorder cost as much as my mother’s used car, she informed my father, clearly the source of considerable marital discord. But the field mouse advance in the basement of the old farmhouse was gaining momentum, and dad would be damned if this would be his Waterloo. 🧵
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Austria, I will miss you.
A mountainous valley in the Tyrol region of Austria. There’s a river at the base and a road sweeps in front of the camera.
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Adam @textstar.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
In Innsbruck it is warmer inside than it is outside
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