Reposted by SJ Elkinℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026After he’s dead, we’re gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren’t we? 65870771250
Reposted by SJ ElkinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/09/2026"I asked everyone I know at the BIG TECH HUMAN CENTIPEDE ROUNDTABLE, and we all agreed that UNCONTROLLABLE SHIT-RAIN IS USEFUL AND GREAT, and that EVERYONE WANTS IT. Also, that it was IN RETROSPECT A GREAT IDEA TO PUT EVERYTHING ON COMPUTERS." buff.ly/K5t1rGhmcsweeneys.netWe Must Create the Shit Machine“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there was a COMPUTER that could AL... 05416
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my insta feed today is featuring ads for potassium iodide tablets…jfc. Stop this insanity now! We’re rolling into hell in slo-mo… 120
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I watched the second tower fall from a pier in Bay Ridge, with grown men crying beside me. Checking out, going offline today. Don’t feel like reliving this again. Love to all NYers today. 021
Reposted by SJ ElkinCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239144329
Reposted by SJ ElkinLevi Anthony Luckenbach @lluck002.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A study by Princeton & Northwestern concludes that government policies reflect the desires of the wealthy, and that the vast majority of American citizens have "minuscule, near-zero, statistically non-significant impact upon public policy. 1112
Reposted by SJ ElkinPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233967416096
Reposted by SJ ElkinRolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comTurning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination LibraryCore team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world. 128190498288
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 25/08/2026at work now, someone told me we just lost Dolly. A bad bad day, so sad. Definition of a saint. 😢 000
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Volunteer sunflower in the yard has 14 blooms! Thanks, random squirrel or bird ❤️ 020
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My knob-n-tube is 102 years old, will replace it someday. No tv, stereo, ac, or other electrical appliances except fridge. Lights and one fan used sporadically. Phone/laptop charged with solar. My electric bill has exactly doubled in the past 2 years. Fuck you DTE. 000
Reposted by SJ ElkinMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The last time men forced women back into the kitchen we put shrimp in Jello. We’ll do it again! 2633625486
Reposted by SJ ElkinDaniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This site lets you scan barcodes to see if they’re part of Taylor Farms: www.taylordetector.comtaylordetector.comTaylor Detector — Scan for Taylor Farms brandsWondering if a product is made by Taylor Farms? Scan any barcode to instantly check brand ownership and affiliations. Free, no signup required. 3324751681
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 09/08/2026today’s bead haul. Went down the French Beadwork rabbit hole, and it’s so much fun. 050
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Planning for the apocalypse. This will keep the fridge running in the summer and the furnace in the winter in the event of lost power. 110
Reposted by SJ ElkinLoki Charms @lokicharms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026SPACEX TO INVENT UNICORNS THAT WILL DO YOUR TAXES 2244
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my beautiful flowers, just blooming, are dying. Over 3 weeks with no rain and in the high 90’s. No tomatoes, no cucumbers. Only the yellow squash is producing, 3 so far. This is fucked up. 010
Reposted by SJ Elkin💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/07/2026I have eaten the diarrhea lettuce that was in the crisper and which you were probably saving for tacos forgive me it was delicious hang on gotta run 1513436449
Reposted by SJ ElkinTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket 74102691897
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 02/07/202696 out and no ac. Every year I get better at insulating the house from both hot and cold. We’re hanging out in the cool but gross basement for the time being, with a fan. It’s actually chilly down here🧊 have a jumbo box of Mexican Paletas. 010
Reposted by SJ ElkinGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I don’t really know how you can have a functioning government if everyone in it can be fired by the Mad King 1042100508
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 28/06/2026obviously www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.comAre we living in a golden age of stupidity?From brain-rotting videos to AI creep, every technological advance seems to make it harder to work, remember, think and function independently … 000
Reposted by SJ ElkinWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Anyone not running on reforming the Supreme Court cant be the leader of anything moving forward. It's an unhinged gang of extremists unrestrained by anything or anyone. 474140313428
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Yankees vs Tigers tonight, so much fun. Comerica Park is smack fab in the center of downtown Detroit and I love being in a giant bowl. 4 - 2, Yankees final. Was hoping for a tie 😜 010
Reposted by SJ ElkinMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/06/2026AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: All of the countries playing in the World Cup have universal healthcare EXCEPT for the US. We have other priorities, like pointless wars, golden ballrooms, terrorizing our people on the streets, concentration camps, and ruining reflecting pools by painting over marble. 11334281224
Reposted by SJ ElkinDr. Kim @pdxminddoc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Happy Barack Obama Appreciation Day!static.klipy.comBarack Obama: Do Not Let Them Take Away Your PowerAlt: Barack Obama: Do Not Let Them Take Away Your Power 9413182
Reposted by SJ ElkinDrug Monkey @drugmonkey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Some frogs felt the heat being cranked up. Other frogs did not. 2131
SJ Elkin @textilita.bsky.social · 09/06/2026New laptop, decided to start fresh with apps n programs. Now it's taken me all morning to try to add a few lines of text into a .pdf. What fucking app or site is not going to charge me a $$ subscription fee to do this on a Mac? FUUUCK THIS!!! HELP. STILL CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT PAYING. So pissed. 120
Reposted by SJ ElkinAnil Dash @anildash.com · 08/06/2026On what would have been Prince’s 68th birthday, if you are one of those folks who never really got into his music, or tried to listen once or twice and got overwhelmed with the huge catalog behind 1 or 2 big songs, I made a set of playlists to help you explore his work. anildash.com/2017/02/12/i...anildash.comIt's time to discover Prince - Anil DashA blog about making culture. Since 1999. 12526150