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Chloe "KLO-E" Maveal @cuntersthompson.bsky.social · 2h

Good morning.

The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 5h

RFK could go down in history as America’s Josef Mengele, except that Mengele was actually a doctor. RFK has no scientific credentials; he comes to conclusions first and then will stop at nothing to gather evidence that proves him right. It doesn’t matter how many children need to die along the way.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 5h

Also important to note that when RFK does these “experiments”, it’s never on white children. He did this in Samoa in 2019 by undermining their confidence in the measles vaccine. This caused an outbreak of over 5,000 cases that left 83 dead, at least 20% of them babies.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 5h

In my science ethics classes in school, we were taught about unethical science using this EXACT same scenario in the first week of class. It is unethical to withhold vaccines from children that have previously been proven to be effective and safe. But we’re doing this to satisfy a white man’s hunch

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 5h

Understand this: RFK is not a scientist. He’s a lawyer with opinions about vaccines. This is not a scientific study. It’s an effort to validate RFK’s opinions about vaccines. He’s going to kill African babies to do this, by withholding scientifically proven vaccines from them.

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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 17h

The left isn’t weak because of infighting. The left is weak because every facet of our society and economy is geared to the benefit of fascism and white supremacy and it is the challenge of multiple lifetimes to dismantle all of that.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 6h

Falkenhans? I didn’t know they were still doing pit beef!

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"

Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 7h

My version of this is Joseph, which people constantly spell as Joesph, which isn’t even a real name

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 7h

These people have been coddled and pandered to since Reagan; that’s how we got to where we are now. We even have a completely separate news ecosystem that tells them what they want to hear so that we don’t upset their feelings. And no matter how much they get, it’s never enough

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21h

Al Pacino in Heat during the "She's got a great ass" scene

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I truly believe that every night, Kash Patel goes to sleep in a bed shaped like a race car, and you will never convince me otherwise

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Judging from the creases, my man got that jacket from Amazon Prime and just took it out the package

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

there’s a lot of actually sensible curiosity about the minutiae of a US state-sponsored execution—who does lighting? are there ads? is there chat? who’s on crafts? is it multi cam? this is the actual banality of evil & if you are asked to facilitate this it is your task to instead stand in its way.

courtney love lies bleeding says:

who's gonna be the first company to sponsor that televised execution?
i am fascinated by the idea of ad breaks and what the cost will be.

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this is the actual banality of evil shit. the person who provides the facilitator guide in an interactive pdf. is there a crafts table? someone will set that up.
you should not be one of these people.

zoë “baddie proctor” quinn

there's gonna be a guy who does the sound check for the first livestreamed state execution. they'll probably have someone stand where the guy is gonna be shot to death by the state so that they can make sure the lighting, color, and framing is "correct" when people watch a man die.

some producer, probably within the next month, will decide if this man's death is a single camera setup or if they're going to do multi camera and if there will be
commentators. They probably have to design what will cover the faces of the shooters or look at headshots if there's no coverings at all

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they did the thing

an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the most boomerstyle gen x post I have ever seen was a guy waxing poetic about how Lego instructions didn't used to "hold your hand"

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It's just now occurring to me that they know they're cooked in the midterms, so they're going to be as crazy, as violent, as unhinged as possible while they still can be

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

hanging out with some friends tonight and someone brought this up. I hadn't heard about it and I legitimately thought they were joking

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The AI backlash is completely the fault of the dishonest hype merchants whose only talent is innovating new ways of lying. You pissed people off, now everyone hates you (justified) and your tech (less justified, but again, your fault)

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The White House considers anyone who calls the thing what it has been called for the last 75 years, instead of calling it the new thing that I made up like 5 minutes ago, the enemy

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

but for that 20 minutes though, she's a huge clinger

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is Moose, who loves me very intensely for about 20 minutes a day and spends the rest of the time telling me and my dog to fuck off. She is also obsessed with my girlfriend, who is allergic. Absolute queen shit

A long haired cat named Moose with mostly dark brown fur, with white and tan markings. She is stretching luxuriously on a plush red couch cover I repurposed into a cat bed that sits atop a bookshelf. There are framed drawings of Frankenstein's monster and Bride of Frankenstein behind her. Her tail is really fluffy

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

lot of punk dudes my age love to be like "Turnstile? Eh. Not my thing." Really? So you don't like awesome bands? Not into hardcore bands with an eclectic streak? Ok man cool cool, enjoy that new Social Distortion record

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Between this and blowing the roof off of SNL last weekend, Turnstile stays winning

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Another example of “I can train AI to handle all the chores I don’t want to do” “Like what?” “Like read a book to my stupid fucking kid”

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026

today in san francisco I saw a cybertruck with a keffiyeh wrap

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have been preaching this gospel forever: the most militant vegan you've ever met is nowhere near as annoying than the average guy who makes steak or bacon their entire personality

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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 08/10/2026

A molecular biologist whose thesis was on sequencing viral mRNA that was cited in most of the COVID vaccines. He literally said "Do your research!" to the guy who DID the research. Last I heard, Pete Parada lives in Tim Pool's basement and plays in his jam band with Dicky from The Bosstones.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

haha noooooooo seriously? I knew about Dexter being an mRNA expert but didn't know he was playing with that fucking guy, jesus

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

no no SERIOUSLY, every single one of these dudes is like "I love AI, it does all my menial and insignificant tasks for me" and you ask "like what?" and they ALL say "oh you know, like ordering flowers for my wife, planning my son's birthday party, shit like that"

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes and: the band fired their drummer for being anti-vax and trying to get out of taking the COVID vaccine with a flimsy medical exemption. Brilliant move to try and argue with a molecular biologist about vaccination

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

On behalf of diabetics everywhere, suck my entire dick Jeff. Artificial sweetener is great because it keeps people like me from being miserable. You should try it sometime (not being miserable)

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Trust me guys, your lives are going to get so much better and less stressful when you learn that almost all of the mechanics and logistics around driving a car are counterintuitive. The things that feel like they don’t work actually do; the things that feel better to you don’t really work

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Also, here’s a secret: driving fast doesn’t get you anywhere any faster, it just feels like it does. I can prove it with math. Unless you are traveling hundreds of miles, and even then the difference is negligible. Here’s another one: sticking to the speed limit or vastly improves your gas mileage

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have never understood this mentality; just hang back and drive a little slower. I’m in a city with narrow streets and I have to drive behind scooters and e-bikes all the time. It’s not a big deal, unless you’re late for something, and guess what my guy… that’s on you, not the scooter

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

do you have any opinions about Eastwood guitars? I want to hear em

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Oliver, aka Ollie, my soon to be 4-year old boy ❤️

Oliver, a black lab mix with white markings on his face, belly, and paws. He is standing on a porch, looking at the camera with his tongue out

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colin feral @sal.gay · 06/10/2026

Lanterns is Hacks for men

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s now illegal to avoid your racist grandparents

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The world may have moved on and forgotten Jim Bakker, but I didn't. Fuck Jim Bakker and fuck every grifting motherfucker who followed after him. Jim accumulated obscene wealth by preying on the most vulnerable of us, and I hope he is hanging out with Dennis Hastert in the hottest part of hell.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here's the best part of all of this. Get ready. Jim Bakker had never read the Bible until he was in prison! So all those years he was preaching the word of God, he was just looking up random passages and taking them out of context. He admitted this in his aptly titled autobiography "I Was Wrong".

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But wait, it gets WORSE. Then, COVID came around! And of course Jim had a cure for it: colloidal silver. This got him into more hot water. The state of Missouri sued him and DirectTV instructed their channels to drop his show, leaving his ministry struggling for cash.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This grifting bastard spent the 1st half of his career conning your grandparents into giving him their life's savings by promising that God would reward them with more money. He spent the 2nd half of his career scaring your grandparents into giving him money to survive made-up doomsday scenarios.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He began airing television programs again, this time featuring his line of survival tools and shelf-stable "food buckets". There's tons of YouTube videos of him selling this slop, and they're all hilariously sad. For example, his 50-gallon "fiesta buckets" that passed "the Mexican test"

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Compilation of Jim Bakker’s doomsday food buckets

YouTube video by Teigan Reamsbottom

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That's right, Bakker immediately started a new church in Missouri. Structured it so the money never went directly to him so that he didn't have to pay back the $6 million he owed the IRS. Bakker began preaching about an upcoming civil war with Christians on one side and everyone else on the other.

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The Tex Ramone Chainsaw Massacre🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So for all of this, Bakker was sentenced to 45 years in federal prison. He only served 5 of it, thanks to none other than Alan fucking Dershowitz, who served as his parole attorney. One of the conditions of his parole was that he would never mix religion and commerce ever again. So guess what he did

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