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TessThe5th

@tessthe5th.bsky.social
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fortunately, nothing seems to have been compromised except my following list being completely erased. Just like my steam friend list when my steam account got hacked. After dealing with that and now this, I don't have the energy to refollow & re-explain that my account got hacked. It is what it is.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm honestly pissed off that all that had to be done in order to bypass 2FA was for someone posing as me going "I don't have access to THAT email address that's clearly on this account" & support staff going "Ok! Just send us one!" instead of verifying ON THE SPOT they're talking to ME.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All this spurred from me checking my email once I got to work this morning and seeing a random twitch support email. With how long I've been on Twitch, I've never had issues with logging in, kept a strong pw, and again have both Authy and a mobile passcode on my account.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My Twitch account got hacked despite having Authy and 2FA activated. Went to Twitch's support contact page. In the virtual chat box, the message history was saved. No type of verification whatsoever was asked to be provided to ensure they're talking to me. All this mfer had to do was give an email
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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Nearly half of the year is done and we're heading right into Not-E3 season. With June we also get AT LEAST 58 notable game releases including Killer Bean, Denshattack, NBA The Run, The Adventures of Elliot, Dark Scrolls, Star Fox and more. What games are you most exciting about? 3 Pages:
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
At the park getting a walk in and I see this. Ayo who got beef with Minnie Mouse?? lol
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Finally finished this 45 day workout challenge. Ts made me realize another level to putting blood, sweat, and tears into something does exist, and if it's created by someone with the name Bullyjuice...yeah, I will cry lmao And now my body can really get some rest for the next two days 😭
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Glad that this local black queer book club is getting me back into actively reading. That being said, I love how in the club's group chat, it's guaranteed the next meeting is gonna be a roast session because of this next book's less than stellar writing that many of us are not on board with lol
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
On a serious note though, ts sucks, especially when I have Steam Guard on, but it seems nothing too major was affected. Went ahead and changed my steam and email pws.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I get home yesterday and my steam account seemingly got hacked enough to wipe my entire friends list, but didn't kick me out of the Monster Hunter World group chat. And that's how I know Monster Hunter World is goated.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Live with more #ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9 Hopefully I lose no more years off my lifespan with how spooky this damn game is. twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Oh God not this DSP guy lmaoooo I can only process him being an 8 year old stuck inside a 40+ year old's body so I can stop wondering why he acts like an 8 year old stuck inside a 40+ year old's body
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
lol all good!!! All is forgiven if I can just get a little pinch of a corner piece off dat sammich 🤭
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The weather has finally gotten warm enough to shovel snow and ice from around my car. These 8 days of no work have allowed me to get so much recording & video editing done. I'm gonna miss this amount of off time until my birthday week. 😭
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Cloud!!! Not this popping up on my discover page lol Pleathe, let me get a corner piece. I cook, I clean, I can recite the alphabets backwards 😭 Jokes aside, it looks so delicious
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GK @ghostkumo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So yeah, when a psycho joins a branch like ICE and compares what they're doing to Call of Duty, the government isn't just complicit in signing their paychecks, they're in part to blame for the mindset that inspires someone to join ICE in the first place in more ways than one.
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GK @ghostkumo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Multiple US military branches spend millions on advertising through eSports specifically. Several have run eSports teams/orgs. The Department of Defense maintains relationships with entertainment companies to assist them in exchange for games making the US look more favorable.
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GK @ghostkumo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Seeing a lot of people talk about violent video games and like For all the hubbub about "video games causing violence" from the government they really don't talk much about how the military actually, ya know, advertises and spends money and resources on how they present *to gamers*.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I have been up like a madman this entire weekend working on scripts for 5 Expedition 33 videos. I am one line of coke removed from feeling like Stephen King
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Also, for this game to have 100 characters you can date, I'm both surprised and not surprised that the voice acting is STACKED
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Did not think I would get hooked on a dating sim in 2026 but here I am lol. Puns & character designs will always be my weakness. Also it's funny asf. My faves so far: Keyes (the piano), Berry (the bed), Tyrell (a towel), Harper (clothes hamper) & Dirk (dirty clothes) 🎮: #DateEverything!
An African inspired woman whose clothes are designed to resemble the working parts of a piano. Her name is Keyes.A pink haired woman whose clothes are designed to resemble a bed with mattress like pants and a brassiere resembling bed slats. Her name is Betty.A man wearing a fiber-like bath robe, pants, and a high top fade similar to a pompadour. The texture imitating that of towels. His name is Tyrell.A couple, from left to right: an orange haired woman whose clothes resemble a laundry hamper while carrying a basket full of clothes on her back. Her name is Harper. The young black-haired man to her right is wearing a variety of articles of clothing stacked on top of each other. His name is Dirk.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
✨ New year, more peace ✨
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Done with my final game review for 2025. This game is one hell of a gem that's more than deserving of Game of the Year. Very happy to play it, very sad to finish it. Anyways here's my review for #Expedition33 and my first time doing a premiere on YouTube, so come join! 💻 youtu.be/ccRM6rmzVmQ?...
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GOTY? Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Says Yes | Review
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Wishing you all the happiest of holidays, from our painted family to yours ❤️❤️ - The Expedition 33 Team!! Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I vividly remember waking up one Christmas Eve or Christmas Day with snow on the ground as a kid, so the fact it is 74 degrees rn is hard to comprehend as an adult
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This already has a game??!!!!! ...Lemme play as my boy Jabber. I'm tryna see sumn
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This movie got early 2000s, straight to DVD, your high school mythology teacher is putting this on to wrap up the end of the Greek mythology section of the syllabus, energy. Only thing that's missing is Brad Pitt.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
He finally fought an actual boxer who is actively competing??? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Mans said "We don't use genAI to create concept art. We're using genAI as a reference to create concept art!" ....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This game snuck under the radar a bit since it came out near the end of the year. Highly recommend. Funny asf with decent gameplay that extends beyond what narrative choice based games can do, funny asf, and has a great narrative abt reforming villains into heroes. Did I mention it's funny asf 😂
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Live with #TheGameAwards with cousin @mcmoblin.bsky.social returning once again!!! We laughed, we cried, and we YAPPED while watching Geoff and Kojima make out. This year, we return to commentate it all again. Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Always excited to geek out with my favorite cousin!!! Like last year's, I know a time will be had. 🎊
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Mcmoblin @mcmoblin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Time for ANOTHER Game Awards! Tonight I have guest @tessthe5th.bsky.social Back again! This time to make the night EVEN better! twitch.tv/mcmoblin
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Finally finished Expedition 33. Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲 I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!! Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo
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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor election for New York City.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Doesn't matter when the judge dismissed the case on the grounds that Aubrey also conducted throwing around baseless rumors about Kendrick in a rap battle where it's expected of both parties to discredit each other. Judge said "Ain't no such thing as 'rules for thee but not for me' around here" 😂
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time. Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Between this happening & the fiasco with CrowdStrike/Microsoft Windows that caused those airport outages last year, it's incidents like these that serve as a reminder why monopolies should not be a thing if all it takes is a hiccup from ONE company to knock alot of societal structures out of order.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I WAS ALREADY FUCKING LIVID GETTING RANDOMLY BOOTED OFFLINE YESTERDAY THAT I HAD TO RESTART MY GAME 7 TIMES IN A ROW ONLY TO STILL NOT GET RECONNECTED DESPITE MY INTERNET CONNECTION WORKING FINE. NOW THE GAME KICKS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING SAVAGE OMEGA RUN. DUCT TAPE AND ELMER GLUE ASS GAME.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR. DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING. FUCK THIS GAME.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪 twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Apparently from some of the comments, that website is a parody site. I used to remember thinking, "How can ppl fall for scams, junk email, and rage/clickbait so easily?" Almost every week I am shown why -- to this day, ppl would rather see a headline and run with it than actually read the contents.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Home and finally catching up on the multitude of announcement that's been #TGS2025 #TokyoGameShow this week, especially with today. Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play! twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I'm not one for horror games at all. But during Steam's Next Fest, the demo for this game gave me a shotgun & the power to deduce who is human and who wants to eat me and I was sold. Glad to see it's finally released! Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman twitch.tv/TessThe5th
A seemingly malformed human male stands in the threshold of a door, intrusively entering inside a home. To the left of him is the title of the game called, "No, I'm Not A Human" and in the corner is the logo of the company who created the game. Their name is Trioskaz.
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Live with where I left off on Frenchnal Baguettasy #expedition33 twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
LIVE🔴 Checking out the #NintendoDirect. Funny cus last time I streamed, it was the Nintendo Direct. If I had a quarter for every time I returned to streaming and there was a direct, I'd have two but funny how it's happened twi-- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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