TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My Twitch account got hacked despite having Authy and 2FA activated. Went to Twitch's support contact page. In the virtual chat box, the message history was saved. No type of verification whatsoever was asked to be provided to ensure they're talking to me. All this mfer had to do was give an email 100
Reposted by TessThe5thKnoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Nearly half of the year is done and we're heading right into Not-E3 season. With June we also get AT LEAST 58 notable game releases including Killer Bean, Denshattack, NBA The Run, The Adventures of Elliot, Dark Scrolls, Star Fox and more. What games are you most exciting about? 3 Pages: 711734
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 09/05/2026At the park getting a walk in and I see this. Ayo who got beef with Minnie Mouse?? lol 100
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Finally finished this 45 day workout challenge. Ts made me realize another level to putting blood, sweat, and tears into something does exist, and if it's created by someone with the name Bullyjuice...yeah, I will cry lmao And now my body can really get some rest for the next two days 😭 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Glad that this local black queer book club is getting me back into actively reading. That being said, I love how in the club's group chat, it's guaranteed the next meeting is gonna be a roast session because of this next book's less than stellar writing that many of us are not on board with lol 050
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I get home yesterday and my steam account seemingly got hacked enough to wipe my entire friends list, but didn't kick me out of the Monster Hunter World group chat. And that's how I know Monster Hunter World is goated. 110
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Live with more #ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9 Hopefully I lose no more years off my lifespan with how spooky this damn game is. twitch.tv/TessThe5th 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 03/02/2026The weather has finally gotten warm enough to shovel snow and ice from around my car. These 8 days of no work have allowed me to get so much recording & video editing done. I'm gonna miss this amount of off time until my birthday week. 😭 020
Reposted by TessThe5thGK @ghostkumo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026So yeah, when a psycho joins a branch like ICE and compares what they're doing to Call of Duty, the government isn't just complicit in signing their paychecks, they're in part to blame for the mindset that inspires someone to join ICE in the first place in more ways than one. 031
Reposted by TessThe5thGK @ghostkumo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Multiple US military branches spend millions on advertising through eSports specifically. Several have run eSports teams/orgs. The Department of Defense maintains relationships with entertainment companies to assist them in exchange for games making the US look more favorable. 121
Reposted by TessThe5thGK @ghostkumo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Seeing a lot of people talk about violent video games and like For all the hubbub about "video games causing violence" from the government they really don't talk much about how the military actually, ya know, advertises and spends money and resources on how they present *to gamers*. 151
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I have been up like a madman this entire weekend working on scripts for 5 Expedition 33 videos. I am one line of coke removed from feeling like Stephen King 030
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Did not think I would get hooked on a dating sim in 2026 but here I am lol. Puns & character designs will always be my weakness. Also it's funny asf. My faves so far: Keyes (the piano), Berry (the bed), Tyrell (a towel), Harper (clothes hamper) & Dirk (dirty clothes) 🎮: #DateEverything! 141
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Done with my final game review for 2025. This game is one hell of a gem that's more than deserving of Game of the Year. Very happy to play it, very sad to finish it. Anyways here's my review for #Expedition33 and my first time doing a premiere on YouTube, so come join! 💻 youtu.be/ccRM6rmzVmQ?...youtu.beGOTY? Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Says Yes | ReviewYouTube video by TessThe5th 010
Reposted by TessThe5thClair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Wishing you all the happiest of holidays, from our painted family to yours ❤️❤️ - The Expedition 33 Team!! Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director. 171490372
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I vividly remember waking up one Christmas Eve or Christmas Day with snow on the ground as a kid, so the fact it is 74 degrees rn is hard to comprehend as an adult 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 23/12/2025This already has a game??!!!!! ...Lemme play as my boy Jabber. I'm tryna see sumn 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 22/12/2025This movie got early 2000s, straight to DVD, your high school mythology teacher is putting this on to wrap up the end of the Greek mythology section of the syllabus, energy. Only thing that's missing is Brad Pitt. 000
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 20/12/2025He finally fought an actual boxer who is actively competing??? LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights 221
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Mans said "We don't use genAI to create concept art. We're using genAI as a reference to create concept art!" ....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo 030
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 17/12/2025This game snuck under the radar a bit since it came out near the end of the year. Highly recommend. Funny asf with decent gameplay that extends beyond what narrative choice based games can do, funny asf, and has a great narrative abt reforming villains into heroes. Did I mention it's funny asf 😂 030
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Live with #TheGameAwards with cousin @mcmoblin.bsky.social returning once again!!! We laughed, we cried, and we YAPPED while watching Geoff and Kojima make out. This year, we return to commentate it all again. Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5thtwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 031
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Always excited to geek out with my favorite cousin!!! Like last year's, I know a time will be had. 🎊 000
Reposted by TessThe5thMcmoblin @mcmoblin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Time for ANOTHER Game Awards! Tonight I have guest @tessthe5th.bsky.social Back again! This time to make the night EVEN better! twitch.tv/mcmoblintwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 043
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Finally finished Expedition 33. Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY. 000
Reposted by TessThe5thMeg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you. 236185114523
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 21/11/2025It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲 I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritualmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard wearing a pink shirt looks at the cameraALT: a man with a beard wearing a pink shirt looks at the camera 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 12/11/2025ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!! Aight, it's time to come back to Rivalsmedia.tenor.coma man in a red jacket is standing in front of a crowd of people in a stadium .ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a crowd of people in a stadium . 030
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo 000
Reposted by TessThe5thKnoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor election for New York City. 634516
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time. Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Between this happening & the fiasco with CrowdStrike/Microsoft Windows that caused those airport outages last year, it's incidents like these that serve as a reminder why monopolies should not be a thing if all it takes is a hiccup from ONE company to knock alot of societal structures out of order. 120
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 14/10/2025THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR. DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING. FUCK THIS GAME. 120
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪 twitch.tv/TessThe5th 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Home and finally catching up on the multitude of announcement that's been #TGS2025 #TokyoGameShow this week, especially with today. Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play! twitch.tv/TessThe5thtwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I'm not one for horror games at all. But during Steam's Next Fest, the demo for this game gave me a shotgun & the power to deduce who is human and who wants to eat me and I was sold. Glad to see it's finally released! Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman twitch.tv/TessThe5th 000
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Live with where I left off on Frenchnal Baguettasy #expedition33 twitch.tv/TessThe5thmedia.tenor.coma man wearing a red beret and sunglasses has a striped shirt and suspenders around his waistALT: a man wearing a red beret and sunglasses has a striped shirt and suspenders around his waist 000
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 13/09/2025LIVE🔴 Checking out the #NintendoDirect. Funny cus last time I streamed, it was the Nintendo Direct. If I had a quarter for every time I returned to streaming and there was a direct, I'd have two but funny how it's happened twi-- twitch.tv/TessThe5thtwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 010
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I used to think the thing abt gyms making it difficult to cancel their memberships were a bit exaggerated. But the fact my gym uses a different website for member accounts & the cancel button being the only button on the website that receives a "server error" is a whole other level of ridiculous. 121
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 08/08/2025If 10+9 = 21 (iykyk 😂), then since today's my birthday, 8+8 = 31media.tenor.coma group of people are dancing in a crowd with the words `` i 'm one year older '' above them .Alt: a group of people are dancing in a crowd with the words `` i 'm one year older '' above them . 110
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 25/07/2025*sees the Celesteela card I already own* Me: "Ah here we go. Get ready for disappointment." The next four cards: (I am lowkey battling a particle of spit I accidentally sucked in from the shock as I type this) 120
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Oh the racist MAGA clown who blocked the one chance WWF/E wrestlers had at forming a union by going behind Jesse Ventura's back to Vince MacMahon who threatened these wrestlers to drop the union talks or be fired? I hope he enjoys his VIP lounge in hell. 071
Reposted by TessThe5thWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Sinners (4K Digital) is $12.99 on Amazon Video buff.ly/4C9zsBm Apple TV buff.ly/EQ2R0Bf Fandango at Home buff.ly/g8tMJGM Movies Anywhere eligible 18013
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Don't know how it happened, but my discord account got hacked. I have access to it again as of now. Wild considering I have an authenticator on my account supposedly, but it is what it is unfortunately. Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo. 292
Reposted by TessThe5thiamBrandon @iambrandontv.bsky.social · 07/07/2025It’s my birthday! A simple & free gift you can do for me is reshare this post! I have an event on July 26 in Chicago! House Music day party for the LGBT folks & the allies you like to dance. 🕺 🪩💃 Come out & twirl on a Saturday afternoon! Tickets here sickening.events/e/dayha%C3%B... 21516
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 06/07/2025We were doing so well as new cub scouts, getting praised by our expert cub scout, until @yoshitv.bsky.social flew too close to the ground 😅 #Peak 001
TessThe5th @tessthe5th.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Don't know what's been in the waters this week but every day, I've gotten at least one banger on #PTCP. The best of this week with the shiny Articuno (my favorite of the legendary birds) obtained literally 10 minutes ago 😭😭😭 130