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Dr Tess Machling

@tessmachling.bsky.social
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Archaeologist, gold & torc researcher, chocolate artefact maker & mum. Often post about cats who aren't mine... Views all my own 😊 Green party 💚 She/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Work on torcs & gold: bigbookoftorcs.com Buy me a coffee: ko-fi.com/tess317409

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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 18h
Now I'm a resident of Newark-on-Trent, there will be much spamming about my lovely new home town. Newark Important Fact #1: It has a torc, but not just any old torc; a torc with a spectacular biography... #Archaeology 🏺 w/ @trixranderson.bsky.social bigbookoftorcs.com/2024/04/16/n...
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Nicked and ‘nicked’: The Knaresborough gold ring and a possible Viking-redeposited Iron Age hoard from eastern England.
by Tess Machling, Roll Williamson & Mark Randerson [A download/print PDF version of the paper & Appendix 1 can be found at the end of the paper] This paper can be cited as: DOI 10.5281/zeno…
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 22h
This is a hugely deserved honour, because it's a wonderful book (...and not just because there's torcs in it!! 😝). Congratulations Duncan... author of a fabulous archaeo-travelogue through time and space! ❤️ #Archaeology 🏺
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It feels like a really good omen when you move into a new house and the tree next door is dropping these into your garden! ❤️
Two lovely shiny sweet ChestnutsA close up of the sweet chestnut tree next door.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reform want to indoctrinate our children. Freedom of (and from) belief is a human right. humanists.uk/2026/09/10/s...
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Reform UK Braverman promises 'consequences' if pupils don't sing hymns
Reform UK has said schools will face ‘consequences’ if they fail to make pupils regularly sing hymns and the national anthem under a Reform government. The party’s education spokesperson, Suella Brave...
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My final couple of days in St Albans before I move north to torc-town... ... and, yes, when you don't have to move anywhere specifically, 'it's got a torc' does come into play... Isn't it magnificent? Especially since it's been cleaned by wonderful Pieta Greaves, who we all still miss terribly. 😔
A close up of the Newark torc in all it's sparkling glory.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ohhhhhhhh!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ *toddles off to find her stash of black and white #archaeology conference tote bags* 🏺
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't believe it's a year ago that myself @curious-bronwen.bsky.social @durotrigesdig.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social @drtobydriver.bsky.social had lovely day @butserancientfarm.co.uk w/ @experimentalkearns.bsky.social & bumped into @curatorrob.bsky.social too It was such a lovely day ☺️
Toby, Bron, myself, Duncan and Miles standing in the gateway to Butser (photo by Toby)Duncan, Bron,Miles, Toby and Thérèse standing in a round house entrance
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ireland is so fragile, and this just seems to be an insane decision. 😔
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why you don't just dig things up. Look at the amazing info we've got now: We know how it was all placed in ground & we have all of it, none damaged & conservation possible both as excavated & after. We can also look at the soil, for organics, pollen etc. #Archaeology #Detecting #Treasure 🏺
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All I can say is it's a damn good job he's in Edinburgh, or there would be fisticuffs... Gaudy Bauble?? How very dare he! #Archaeology 🏺 #NotEastAnglianTat #Torcs
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's about time BBC etc started digging into what's behind the NE breast cancer surgery scandal. @northeastbylines.co.uk managed it... It's linked to private practice - inexperienced in chronic illnesses like cancer - paid per procedure. Disgusting. 1/3 northeastbylines.co.uk/news/health/...
northeastbylines.co.uk
How safe is your surgery?
As waiting lists dominate headlines, a surge in surgical scandals exposes deeper NHS failures in oversight, private provision and patient safety
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Greed. Pure greed. #Archaeology #Detecting #Treasure
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From Hampshire police website. It would appear a large part of the book has been thrown...
ARREST

A man has been arrested after a boat that had an emergency responder on board was damaged in the English Channel.

We received a report of the incident on Tuesday evening (22 September).

Last night (Wednesday 23 September), a 37-year-old man, of no fixed abode, was arrested on suspicion of destroying ships or fixed platforms or endangering their safety under Section 11 of the Aviation and Maritime Security Act 1990, criminal damage, criminal damage with intent to endanger life, and conduct endangering ships, structures or individuals under Section 58 of the Merchant Shipping Act 1995.

He remains in custody at this time.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Urgggh. Like this country doesn't have enough of a problem with alcohol abuse dressed up as socialising, let alone the very well proven association with football violence. Urrrghhh www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'
The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They've just arrested Fanny Tommo for "criminal damage and reckless endangerment of life". About time!
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FAFO Danny, FAFO... Hants police:
As a result, six people were arrested for offences including careless driving, assaulting an emergency worker and aggravated trespass.

They remain in custody at this time and our enquiries into these incidents continue.

We are also aware of a video circulating online relating to damage being caused to a boat in the English Channel on the afternoon of 22 September, and we are conducting enquiries into the matter.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He kept that quiet... Can't imagine today's shenanigans will help his case. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
independent.co.uk
Anti-migrant activist charged after ‘breaking into port to shout at boat arrivals’
Daniel Thomas, known as Danny Tommo, is charged with trespass at Dover port to ‘film and shout at vessels arriving’
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Border Force - "Gosport you say? OK, we'll resupply and full steam ahead and go east up the coast... What was that Danny? You've got all your thugs heading to Gosport, you're sun burnt and your boat is running out of fuel? Oh dear, Danny, oh dear..." Border Force & RNLI 1 Fanny Tommo 0... ❤️
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Riot police in Gosport because that idiot Daniel Thomas is in channel tailing 2 x RNLI boats with refugees, after slashing the boat they were transferred from *while* a member of the RNLI was on board the empty dinghy. He's told all his followers to go to Gosport. He should be f*cking arrested.
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Osasica, ermite de circonstance @osasica.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Des nouvelles du "modèle anglais" (sic) 🤬 Soutien aux collègues d'outre-manche face au pillage du patrimoine.
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David Brady @antiprofessor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FFS! *swears fluently in bronze age*
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Leonie V. Hicks @lvhicks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely. The destruction of important and irreplaceable context must stop.
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Sussex Heritage Community @heritagecommunity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just lost for words .... our heritage is at risk, this time from someone that didn't think to stop. Once the heritage it pulled up, everything before and during that removal is lost. @findsorguk.bsky.social
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honestly FFS. All context, all organics, anything of any archaeological significance gone. Just like that. But hey, it's shiny, eh? This has to stop. 🤬 This is why: bigbookoftorcs.com/2024/09/11/d... #Archaeology #Detecting #Treasure 🏺
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Tom Booth @boothicus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah, Bonnie - strong memories of this and I’ve discussed it a fair bit since given it was one of the earliest, very public attempts by a UK far right politician to use ancient DNA in service of their ideology.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonnie Greer was a powerhouse. Famously, her appearance with Nick Griffin on Question Time was a tour de force. We need her kind of reasoned response now more than ever. Back then, Griffin being on QT was a scandal but he's tame compared to the far right now. 😔 www.theguardian.com/music/2011/n...
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Bonnie Greer: why I turned my Question Time appearance with Nick Griffin into an opera
In October 2009, the BBC controversially invited BNP leader Nick Griffin on to Question Time. Fellow panellist Bonnie Greer ended up writing a libretto about the experience
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Identifying those who funded slave trade & who made money from it when it was 'abolished' is incredible work. Ability to find individuals & track cash through time shows just how many institutions & families were - are - underpinned by blood money. 1/2 britishslavetraders.org www.ucl.ac.uk/lbs/
britishslavetraders.org
The Register of British Slave-Traders
The Register of British Slave-traders compiles and presents information on all known slave-traders in Britain who invested in the trafficking of captive Africans from 1563 to 1807.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A brilliant and informed thread. 👇
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh now you've done it! 🤣🤣🤣
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Urghhh. I hope those who destroyed this bill never have to suffer a terminal illness. We have just shown ourselves to be an utterly inhumane society. #AssistedDying #DignityInDying
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Kim P @kimep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the reality for so many. Cruel beyond words. It's a tough read but I think you owe Tess' mum the honour of reading it
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Dr Rebecca Wragg Sykes @lemoustier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As a patron of @humanists.uk I 💯 support this: religious objectors in the Lords have no more right to control others' deaths than they do their lives. This bill is the least we can do for 1000s who face passing away "through a torture chamber" every year. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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My plea to MPs: this is the final chance to save the assisted dying bill. Make your mark on history | Polly Toynbee
Any MP not voting for it on Friday will condemn thousands of us to die in agony. The public is hugely in favour too, so do the right thing, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee
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Dave Merritt @butwhatifitsall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyone who opposes assisted dying needs to read this thread. It is traumatic. Having read it, please share with the rest of us your reasoned objections to assisting people in such dire circumstances, with no prospect of recovery or effective alleviation of their symptoms, to die.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My mum wanted the details of her death heard. She strongly believed in the right to die & had a living will. We need to be honest about what death often looks like & that there is often *no* palliative care that can make someone like my mum's death any easier. TW: This thread is a difficult read.
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T E Hodden @tomhodden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never understand why “history” or “science” accounts use AI images of things well documented by *actual photographs*.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Torks, named after the Monkees drummer who first discovered them” [the next AI trawl will enter this into the slop feedback loop to become canon 😬]
Dreadful slop rendered AI gold torc grossly over scaled, here photoshopped into the hand of Monkees drummer, Peter Tork. Caption from slop source:

The Great Tocks of A I neck tork
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly, the torc is the usual travesty, but the Broighter boat is truly amazing!
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just wanted to share what a trawl around Facebook for torc AI slop revealed... Brace yourselves - it's *so* very bad! 🤮 1/3 #Archaeology 🏺 #AI #Torcs #Gold
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I watched Yaxley-Lennon's rebuttal doc before I watched C4 one - it initially got me slightly worried Shea had not covered all bases. But when I watched #Dispatches it soon became pretty obvious that every 'i' was dotted, every 't' crossed. Brilliant work by Matt Shea & @hopenothate.org.uk
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So much this. Don't create with it, don't use it, don't share it. Ever.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My mum wanted the details of her death heard. She strongly believed in the right to die & had a living will. We need to be honest about what death often looks like & that there is often *no* palliative care that can make someone like my mum's death any easier. TW: This thread is a difficult read.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fabulous to see Far Right Watch up and running again. Good work folks! 👏
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oooooo.... main course with C4 at 10pm, pudding with HnH at 11pm. Delicious! 🍿
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is worth a read - a recent Europol report on #museum thefts. More violent, less organised and all about the cash... 😔 #Archaeology #Treasure 🏺 www.europol.europa.eu/cms/sites/de...
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That village is a good ten miles from #Dover. They could have been stopped. hopenothate.org.uk/2026/09/07/e...
hopenothate.org.uk
EXCLUSIVE: Did Kent Police ignore Dover blockade 999 call? – HOPE not hate
HOPE not hate can exclusively reveal that Kent Police were tipped off about the Patriot Platform mobilisation – and seemingly did not act.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
NEW | On fascism on the streets and the front-pages… STOP THE BLOKES With fascism on the streets of England again, The Times uses its front-page to deliver the same message beneath a thin veneer of respectability. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/stop-the-b...
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Stop The Blokes
With fascism on the streets of England again, The Times uses its front-page to deliver the same message beneath a thin veneer of respectability.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Much of this comes down to the ruddy patriarchy... again... They're dressed in black & ballys cos they think it makes them look 'ard. A lot of them are 50% steroids. They scream about protecting 'are wimin' when a lot of them have DV convictions. They're little men whose only power is this.
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching the #Portsmouth 'Patriots'...
I sat up way too late into the early hours watching live feeds from the Portsmouth 'patriots'.

Interesting stuff - Danny T is clearly very much in control of this and he's got a number of men with him who will do exactly as he says. I'd say there's a core of about 10 to 20 or so, and they control the rest of his crew.

But... he also had a lot who aren't. Who don't listen to him. There were a lot of folks who just turned up last night and he clearly had issues keeping them on the straight and narrow.

His plan of non-violent resistance (he walks up and down the lines of pseudo-paras like a coked-up, shorter haired, Braveheart - moving 'his people' back, telling people not to touch the police, the coaches etc) works, but you can see after a few hours that his 'system', and Danny T tbh, starts fraying at the edges.

He's not that well organised - they turn up without resources, food, water, chargers etc - and then they have to get people to bring it to them. I'm guessing though that they will learn from that, but the minute their feeds go offline (apparently because there's so many 'citizen journalists' streaming at the same time) they're in a mess - they're all clearly constantly referring to each other's feeds for info. Take the feeds away and they are largely in the dark.

In the end, the police stood their ground. Dispersal orders were issued and everyone went home.

I think Danny T and his buddies are going to get bored with this. It's not so much fun when the police calmly move in extra police and the riot squad - and quietly just sit you out. I think his acolytes will see it isn't working.

There's also mutterings about the Patriot Platform taking detailed info about folks on their sign up website page - there's accusations Tommo is a plant, a spook etc etc. That will grow as he spends more time looking like he's pally with The Plod.

Danny better watch himself. Rather than growing a movement I think he's teetering on losing control of a big group of nasty men…
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When your Christmas wreath goes missing and you decide that, yes, you can do without it...
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Dr Tess Machling @tessmachling.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Danny T has taken his goons to Portsmouth tonight where, wait for it... He's puked up everywhere (yes, really!) before he and a handful of his mates have jumped in the sea ('they can't arrest us in the sea!'). The police have brought them blankets. Danny T is apparently still puking up... 1/2
Danny T in the sea, with a blanket.. not currently being sick though.
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