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teslacoilbug.bsky.social
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20s. Gender? I hardly know her!
20s. Gender? I hardly know her!
![A character design sheet for a small, white 1970s office-worker dog. He has dark hair, a receding hairline, and well-trimmed sideburns. He has a big, black nose and beady dot eyes. He's wearing a brown suit, yellow shirt, and orange tie. His alternative outfit is an aubergine suit, with plaid slacks and a polkadot pink tie.
The text reads: "Carvey Kiplinger. 39 years old in 1970. Male. Five foot four inches tall. Newly-discovered bisexual. Secretary for a tax agency. Seems quite depressed, yet goofy and humorous. Friendly but awkward. Wears bright patterned clothes and listens to cheery music. Divorced and lives alone. Excitable nerves/expressive. Likes: cartoons. Friday night poker with pals. His new BOYFRIEND. Dislikes: falling asleep in his soup. Action movies. His hairline."
There is an assortment of objects, including a colorful tie, a wrist watch, a pen, a "worlds best secretary" mug, and newspaper cartoon clippings.
The remaining text written on sticky notes reads: "voice claim: Murray Slaughter. Dreams of becoming a farmer: CRUSHED."
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![A scene, set in dilapidated wooden barn. The camera's lens is tilted and focusing on a skinny, anthropomorphic coyote . He has broken, large-frame glassss, long, greasy hair, patchy brown-grey fur, a grey muzzle, and a mouthful of sharp, yellow teeth he bears in a grin. He's wearing a tattered, dirty white tank top, torn jeans, and a belt buckle, which reads "ROAD KILL." He holds a rusted hook in either hand, one of them pointed at the viewer.
In the background, lays an assortment of farm equipment, blurred and out of focus. The drawing is made to look like a still from an old film. There are yellowed burn marks in the bottom left and righthand corners. A stray fly is caught on the film as well, buzzing idly around the bloody equipment in the background. Skulls hand precariously from the ceiling.
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