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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 19h
God booster? I hardly know 'er!
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hiding my iced coffee in a hip flask so the interviewer only thinks I'm an alcoholic
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope things get better.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.
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Jay 🔜 In My Julie & Julia Era @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@goblingathering.bsky.social did you know?
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Garruk: I can take him! I'm immune to his illusions! Jace:
Excerpt from a website. It reads:

What Is SUDEP?

SUDEP is the sudden, unexpected death of someone with epilepsy, who was otherwise healthy. In SUDEP cases, no other cause of death is found when an autopsy is done. Each year, more than 1 in 1,000 people with epilepsy die from SUDEP.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have a bad feeling about this...
A screenshot. It says, "Welcome to the Secret Lair Lounge. Expected arrival time on the website: more than an hour PST. Your estimated wait time is: more than an hour."
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As a certified Jace Hater, I am really enjoying Reality Fracture. It's 100% on brand for who Jace is and surprising it took this long.
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Meg Adams (ArtbyMoga) @artbymoga.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Mrg skts with a young version of herself. “I don’t even know how to start loving you again.” Kid Meg smiles, “then we go back to the beginning!
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A man labeled "Boomers" says "Weak men create hard times." A man labeled "Millennials and Zoomers" yells back, "You're the weak men who created hard times!"
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I believe Roko's Basilisk is real but there's a second even more powerful AI that hates itself and will punish me for trying to create it. It's quite the conundrum.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dudes be like
Life has no meaning 
My brother you make the quests
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A moment of petrifying clarity. Being a working creative isn't about exorcising your demons. It's making your demons pay rent.
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Oblivion Loading Screens @oblivionloading.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Some people will make funny noises when you hit them with maces. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing an NPC wearing Elven armor inside of a building.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Now introducing our movie, where for 24 hours sex is legal!" "So our main character has sex?" "No. Why would they do that?"
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
terrible. juiceless. the flavor of an expired ice cube. but worst of all, kinda good.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Donnie Darko: I beat Everforger again.
His therapist: You beat Everforger, or you explained that their manabase is illegal?
Donnie: Their manabase was illegal
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just don't attack Follow me for more Magic: the Gathering pro strategies
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Doug @realadhdoug.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Changing my behavior to solve a problem is just letting the problem win, and I don’t want to be a loser
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Then he said, "It's Odyssey'n time" and Odded all over those guys
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
need to start using the dutch word for "party animal"
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
medieval guy on his phone laughing his ass off at a short-form video of a deacon sitting closer to the head of the table than a bishop
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The feds don't want you to know this but you can sneak into showings of the Odyssey. All the tickets have been purchased by a shadowy cabal so the seats are paid for and no one even checks. So many people are doing this I couldn't find a spot to sit over the weekend.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Adding Haus to my list of "people who say things that explode bluesky" but in the unprecedented "laudatory" category
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Conservative media criticism has become so racist and vulgarized that Nolan can make a movie with the message "imperial powers are the barbarians at their own gates" and the right-wing critique of it is "why lady black"
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of the hardest lessons of playing commander is that if your deck makes the game state too complicated they other players will straight up kill you
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is the best time in history to be reading challenging books. Unknown words can be looked up, and missing context can be researched, and you can do it without even putting the book down.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I guess we need a Star Wars adaptation of Mother Night so resistlibs stop falling for the "he was nice at dinner parties" routine
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/07/2026
this is how i dress when i'm nothing like my father, but am my own man
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Describing Moby Dick as "that book about the evil whale" and watching a lit major lose the light in his eyes.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Starting a new philosophy called "Two things can be bad at the same time"
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At long last we can enjoy the adventures of Don Quixote, from the book "Don't Enjoy the Adventures of Don Quixote."
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The only headline in this vein I'd like to see is "Tech CEO Says Dumbass Thing Not Worth Worth Sharing"
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Rhino from Warframe, a biomechanical android with a hulking frame and large codpiece, in a neutral standing pose.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
White house officials are circulating the following photo of a suspect in the case:
The phantom of the opera
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SOHO @feuer-in-soho.art · 01/07/2026
Bouba and Kiki in: The mystery of the Time-ray #art #doodle
a fake pulp book cover in the style of the cover of W.D. Rohr scifi novels. 

it features a elf looking woman holding a staff with y crystal at her side is a floating robot shaped like a upside down pyramid with a arm coming out of the tip and one eye. they seem to be in some sort of arid wasteland, there is a large energy beam behind them closely whizzing past the surface of the planet.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thought of another fun exercise everyone can try: turn Bouba and Kiki (of the Bouba/Kiki Effect) into characters that fit your own tastes and interests
Characters Bouba and Kiki posing heroically. Bouba is round and soft and she wields a mace, and Kiki is sharp and angular and wields a sword.
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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Weird how this never applies to the Second Amendment.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Naming my next DnD character Eyenbite of Inwit so the group knows I've read Ulysses
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Used this card a lot, because it had aura. Did I understand how it worked? No.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
See, there's this place called the Reflecting Pool in the capitol, and it's both a place to reflect, and a place that reflects the state of the larger nation, see? So the reader is constantly being told "this is a place to reflect" and seeing all the corruption and incompetence. You get it?
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 26/06/2026
Become ungovernable
A fake coyote with a sign Fake Coyote Goose Deterrent next to it, some geese are walking by nonplussed
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
All this to distract from her boyfriend kissing another dude smh
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've Evan'd your last essence.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My only hope is that the DNA of Destiny spreads through the industry as all the talented people who made the game find new homes.
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TerrificTadpole @terrifictadpole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Europeans when they talk about air conditioning:
Excerpt from the beginning of Cool Air by H. P. Lovecraft

You ask me to explain why I am afraid of a draught of cool air; why I shiver more than others upon entering a cold room, and seem nauseated and repelled when the chill of evening creeps through the heat of a mild autumn day. There are those who say I respond to cold as others do to a bad odour, and I am the last to deny the impression. What I will do is to relate the most horrible circumstance I ever encountered, and leave it to you to judge whether or not this forms a suitable explanation of my peculiarity.
It is a mistake to fancy that horror is associated inextricably with darkness, silence, and solitude. I found it in the glare of mid-afternoon, in the clangour of a metropolis, and in the teeming midst of a shabby and commonplace rooming-house with a prosaic landlady and two stalwart men by my side.
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Roy Graham @grayhaem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You can definitely memento mori too hard. But it’s important to memento a little mori
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