ALT: Scruffy from Futurama: Seconded

Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over supposed evidence placing him at an Atlanta Hawks game. There was just one problem: It was the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora. He does NOT allow his lettu...

Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention.

Dear Humans,

This boycott has legs