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haute dog

@tenspeed.bsky.social
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organized labor enjoyer ¦ steel bicycle aficionado ¦ hockey skeets He/him ¦ Oakland, CA

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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess not
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🎃
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That shot differential
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Explaining your own grift
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
SF Democratic Party stands behind.. Flock They even have two people on Flock’s payroll! Who didn’t recuse themselves from the vote! Feckless, gormless politicians missionlocal.org/2026/09/san-franci… #SanFrancisco #Flock
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S.F. Democratic Party stands behind Flock surveillance cameras in sweeping vote
Two Democratic committee members work for Flock, but were allowed to vote regardless S.F. Democratic Party stands behind Flock surveillance cameras in sweeping vote
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't really care about football, but I like finding bootleg streams on Thursday because I feel like I'm stealing from Amazon
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm not even in Texas, I'm in the Gulf of Mexico
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
man Texas sucks
A pop-up asking me to share my age before accessing bsky in Texas
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine saying "join us or die" with such smugness
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The AI evangelists are absolutely giddy they get to be the ones to destroy people's lives.
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why tho
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My map says Gulf of America, but it looks like the Gulf of Mexico to me
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't see any terrorist facilities or leaders in that shot
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
John Apple
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Why are you requesting asylum?" Embarrassment
Screen shot from Google maps showing "Lake America"
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'll say it. I love my fucking job.
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
62% of democrats are NOT comfortable with vampire bites
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What happened to Jared Kushner's face muscles?
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Jaime Omar Yassin [TNH] @hyphyrepublic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Next week City Council will hold a closed session to discuss OPOA labor negotiations for new contract. The public is allowed to comment before the closed session, and if you want my opinion, they absolutely should.
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IWGB @iwgbunion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Don’t boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it: youtube.com/shorts/hhIES... T-shirt preorders open now! All proceeds from the t-shirts, which are ethically made and designed by us, will go towards the fired Rockstar workers’ legal funds. bit.ly/4xLc4IP
youtube.com
Don't Boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it.
YouTube video by IWGB Union
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Are things cheaper in Puerto Rico now that the Jones Act has been waived for 6 months?
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Better than coffee
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This sucks shit
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Awful.
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The number of people that tried to kill me with their cars by not looking both ways at an intersection was staggering
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Biking and walking in Concord, California is a terrifying experience
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What the fuck is this
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I was on the fence about downloading the 2019 Catch 22 miniseries, but no I'm fully on board. Thanks Cathy!
Rotten tomatoes review of Catch 22 from Cathy M:
So frustrated with the poignant and thoughtful reviews…. War time is serious and to see someone sabotaging to the point of comrade’s deaths. 😞if you are at all patriotic please don’t watch. I cried and was very angry and helpless. I just realized this site is for advertising. My 30 yr vet brother told me not to bother, I now see why. He served while y’all producing and acting. Good for you 🖕
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Tomas Rothaus @batallonbakunin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wrote this on this day a few years ago, in the hopes that we can continue to carry the names of those killed because they were "one of us." "One of us. All of us, regardless of our more specific motivations, were there on that day because we saw this world as broken and refused to stand idly.
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mayor McCheese passing out 2nd place medals at the world cup
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Scubapoet @scubapoet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ok this is a little funny…
A tweet

“BREAKING: Mitch McConnell returns to Senate floor dispelling death rumors”

An altered picture of George Santos as Mitch McConnell.
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I went to see Hope Floats on a date. I fell asleep and was woken up by the guy who cleans the theater after the movie.
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More ABs should have this haircut
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No one ever talks about how Hard Target is one of the best movies about union sailors. Van Damme has to beat people up for a bit to make a couple hundred buck to pay his union dues so he can catch a ship next week. Like we all have to do from time to time.
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I introduced my partner to Dave the Driver and will now never have access to my PC again
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Bikepedantic @pedantic.bike · 11/07/2026
Trump’s war on science comes for bikes and Vision Zero. Proven Safety Countermeasures are a set of street design tools that FHWA career engineers judge to have been proven to improve safety. They delisted Bike Lanes, Road Diets, and three speed management tools. highways.dot.gov/safety/prove...
28 Proven Safety countermeasures shown on an old fHWA flyer. Sped Safety Cameras, variable Speed Limits, Appropriate speed limits for all road users, Bicycle Lanes, and road diets are crossed out
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, actually
From Post and Courier Instagram: up for reelection, SC's Lindsey Graham appears invincible
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Rip Bozo
ALT: Rip Bozo
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fox subjecting world cup athletes to James Corden should be an international incident
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The amount of buyer's remorse that comes with paying full price for a Ubisoft game is staggering. The Black Flag remake is fantastic tho
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The existential dread of being back in north america
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supastaaarz @supastaaarz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt robbed again- this game will end up in the British Museum someday
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's a battery made of recycled concrete instead of lithium
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know it's cliche for an anarchist to say this, but Athens is amazing and I don't want to go home
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haute dog @tenspeed.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hmmmmm
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