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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 9h

do they have a pepto pizza? my stomach is really upset from all this poison i've been eating

robo @itsthatroboguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

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pisses me off how ever since ai can make websites, every website for "small open source indie app" and "community database" looks like this and you can just TELL they all used the same ai to vibe code it

an mockup resembling one of those poorly made AI vibe coded websites

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 10h

finally, linux users might actually stop talking about linux

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 15h

Siobhan Roy would be the greatest Inquisitor in the history of the institution and I don't know if that's a good thing

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red @rednovember.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Kreia: BORED *spins in the co-pilot chair* are we there yet? Atton: no. Kreia: euughhhggh. do you have games on your- ACK *sits bolt upright as the Exile enters the cockpit* Exile: how much longer to Nar Shadda? Kreia: Such impatience. Do not rush to meet destiny, or you will do so unprepared

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 23h

i keep seeing people excitedly posting polls and i'm like... this is the fourth time we've done this you guys. do we not all know how this goes

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

in their defense they're batting a thousand on this one

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does clearsky just not work anymore?

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something tells me your brother isn't the only member of your family you don't talk to

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listening to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy but shaking my head the whole time so people know I disagree with it

I need to get my hands on whatever my mechanic is smoking

A mechanics estimate showing a five hundred dollar spark plug replacement

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no argument here, just trying to figure out what he's gonna do when the rock inevitably starts rolling on him

not to defend what is a really shitty series of decisions and there was no reason to give them money, but he's essentially mayor of a city under active military occupation by the NYPD. what can he do before they start threatening him like De Blasio?

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i'd be unemployed with a history degree

i hate early access so fucking much. i get why steam did it but man it was a mistake

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

new coin tech just dropped, gonna destroy the edge balancing meta

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

is this supposed to be a bad thing

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Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

spent a lovely afternoon getting coffee from a shop downtown and walking around pulling down a bunch of transphobic stickers someone put up

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It's always a good time to play Cyberpunk, especially if you can mod it

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

god forbid men have extremely concerning hobbies

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

payday! time to send it all to the mortgage company

Tend! @tendehka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

having an HOA seems like a waking nightmare every day of your life

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It's a coinflip. Either it's a graveyard or it's a nightmare. hoping for graveyard since it's a federal holiday.

three day weekend! i'm on call for the entire time!

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nah it's kinda the whole thing

Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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The two women had both made very convincing cases for why the baby was theirs. A hush came over the crowd as King John Landis announced that he had figured out the solution for this.

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what's the ABV on limpid ooze these days? gotta make sure it's worth the drive

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pisses me off so much that we can't get any of the cool new EVs, we're just stuck with bullshit

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Still never beaten DS3. should I go sorceries or pyromancy

worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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checking what's going on over on X

Hard Rock Cafe
The sign is partially burned out so that it reads "Hard R Cafe"

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i didn't realize my burger king order came with two hamburgers, so now i have a second disgusting burger i don't know what to do with

he's gonna play the saxophone while Jimmy Fallon claps like a seal behind him

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"there's no evidence but there are things i choose to pretend are evidence" you're not very good at the hasbara thing, go back to training

Noel and Crystal are officially adorable together

happened to me three separate times last week. there's something in the water lately

i would probably actually read the report before smugly telling other people to www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...

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taking bets on how quickly Last Week Tonight is gonna get cancled

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will someone please infuse me with the motivation to do the dishes

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Someone I knew growing up would, every year, put their tree on the wall. No idea what the rig looked like unassembled but they had a bunch of cables holding it parallel to the floor. is this useful to you? almost assuredly not. is it one of the strangest choices i've ever seen? yes

i understand its existence but the sexual offenders list is incredibly fucked up if you think about it for more than a minute we don't have a list of all the murderers or burglars in your area, now do we

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Krillion #83 🦐 415 🦑🐟🏮🦑🦑🦑🦑 aw yiss

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Goddamn I wish edibles or really anything worked for me

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For All Mankind isn't there yet but it's certainly sprinting in that direction

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he wants to be an English journalist so badly