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Probably staring into the middle distance right now.

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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 1h
TODAY, I received both a jury summons 🎉 and a second summons telling me action will be taken if I don’t respond by TODAY. They are postmarked 2 weeks apart. Received both TODAY. 🫠
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 1h
🦉
janelcomeau 2h
if anyone needs me I will be kicking down the door of the Papal Apartments with the Furby I owned in 1999, demanding that His Holiness issue an encyclical recognizing its eternal soul
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janelcomeau 2h
fighting my way through the Pontifical Swiss Guard while the haunted mechanical owl under my arm cries "Woah! Big sound!" 2/2
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👏👏👏
r/MurderedByWords 6h
Chlamydia vs Clam
The FDA has announced a recall of clams due to possible contamination with hepatitis A.
Evil Giuseppe @evilgiusepe
[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"
[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis
A"
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve started watching The Boroughs. I’m having a difficult time parsing the fact that the sex symbols of my youth are living in a retirement community.
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Independence Day Movie Independence Day
Alt: Independence Day Movie Independence Day BILL PULLMAN
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop some ROBOTS 🤖🖤
Ray Bradbury’s
THE ELECTRIC GRANDMOTHER
Starring Maureen Stapleton
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you think the Unabomber ever said bah-NAH-nah?
amandammelito:

ted kaczynski lived in the florence, colorado federal supermax prison until 2021. prisoners there on good behavior are given access to PG films, so there's a good chance he saw and likely even formed an opinion on the minions. 1/2

"he probably didn't watch the movies" — can you stop for a minute and simply exist in this moment of whimsy with me for a moment. is it too much to ask you to lower yourself to play within the fetid waters of my imagination? 2/2

nickthecommunist 8h
I feel like the lorax would have been more up his alley, ya know?

juicemcc 15h
Do you think he liked any of them? Do you think he ever uttered the word "banana" the same way again? Do you think he had a favourite Minion?
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have named her “Starbuck”
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this for the young ones
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Fire Breathing Unicorn @firebunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We've put together a guide for folks who are new to absentee voting (or new to voting in general!) that has all the official MN SOS links you need and explains the steps in plain language: www.sd14dfl.com/blog/absente...
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2026 MN Absentee Voting FAQ
Answers to your questions and links to the resources you need for absentee voting in the Minnesota 2026 General Election.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m good at noises but I work from home and my cat is not intimidated. 😞
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Shane @mcclellandshane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Noticed this weekend that the leaves are slowing beginning their change
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made a *beautiful* bacon, leek, and butter bean soup, enough for two generous lunches. In a 3 hour teams meeting induced fugue state I kept going back for another ladle and ate it all. It’s like 125% of my daily fiber needs so I got that going for me. Which is nice.
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Bill Murray's Carl Spackler: Which is nice
Alt: Bill Murray's Carl Spackler: Which is nice
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A poem and drawing for your saturday
A poem titled "Swim to Me", made up of 2 haikus. Below them is a black and white drawing. The text of the poem reads:

"in the turning flood
unable to see the shore
scared of the tumult

you reached for my hand
'Kick!' you said. "Breathe. Swim to me.'
and I found the strength."

The drawing is a black and white ink-pen drawing made of abstract shapes and lines that probably looks like a man with weirdly formed arms swimming through the water, doing some version of the breast stroke. His head is up and he is looking forward, but his expression is uncertain.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@firebunicorn.bsky.social This made me think of you and M🤣
vallhundgirl 11h
Upper right.
ST BORE punds?
TOM EMMER
EATS WORMS
ON'T
Natalie Cornish
Saint Paul, MN
Class 1 Amateur
Sarah Crane
Saiat Paul, MN
Steral Col
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At least it’s not a real date
A pack of bubble yum and a matchbook that reads “Budget Escorts where you really can settle for less … at least it’s not a real date’
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tom’s wife! Holy shit! *in reference to the 9/11 ceremony
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Whatever it is I’m willing to put wave after wave of men at your disposal”
THE UNIFORM LOOKS LIKE 25 STAR GENERAL ZAPP BRANNIGAN FROM FUTURAMA

mcmcclostinspace 23h
Inform the men!
UNITED STATES SPACE FORCE
SERVICE DRESS UNIFORM
CONCEPT DESIGN -
DESIGN INSPIRATION
A BOCO VISION FOR A PESHER
SPOREON NUMIN
EXTORATION DOCTURIE
AND TE BAANAS
O THE SPACE COMAN
UNITED STATES
SPACE FORCE
COLLAR DETAIL
COLOR PALETTE
CHICE NCO
cackche soca
SHOULDER DETAIL
MITAL WHITE
GAUNTLET DETAIL
G 2
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RVICE DRESS CAPABNITY
TONAL HEADSHOT)
BELT BUCKLE
SEMPER SUPRA MISHER ALWAYS
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Scared, excited, nervous, anxious …

hollywoodjunkyard 16h
Vulture Girl Autumn
she's a 10 but she projectile vomits when she gets scared
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A phrase that gives me shivers of awe is “river meander belt” science.nasa.gov/earth/earth-...
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Meandering Mississippi River - NASA Science
The wandering river is a boon to farming, but it has no interest in state borders.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, so this is fun. But would Mickey launder money?
Spiro Agnew Watch - cartoon figure wears American flag boxing shorts and shoes 

From the Smithsonian website:

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Spiro Agnew was Richard Nixon’s running mate in 1968 and 1972. Hale E. Dougherty designed the original Spiro Agnew wristwatch in response to a common joke on college campuses in the early 1970s: “Did you know that Mickey Mouse wore a Spiro Agnew watch?” First manufactured by the Dirty Time Company, the popularity of the watch led to production of a number of knockoffs. Vice President Agnew initially liked the watch but, as it became known more as a joke than as a sign of support, he sued to prevent its sale. The case was settled out of court.Spiro Agnew Watch - cartoon figure wears American flag boxing shorts and shoes 

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Spiro Agnew was Richard Nixon’s running mate in 1968 and 1972. Hale E. Dougherty designed the original Spiro Agnew wristwatch in response to a common joke on college campuses in the early 1970s: “Did you know that Mickey Mouse wore a Spiro Agnew watch?” First manufactured by the Dirty Time Company, the popularity of the watch led to production of a number of knockoffs. Vice President Agnew initially liked the watch but, as it became known more as a joke than as a sign of support, he sued to prevent its sale. The case was settled out of court.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They say raccoons and foxes are evolving toward domestication. Despite their categorization as forbidden cats, I posit that they are veering toward a dog type of domestication. These guys, however, are full throttle cat type domestication. apple.news/A5uN5b95xTRe...
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Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes — The Wall Street Journal
The cute but destructive rodents are criminal masterminds, easily circumventing humans’ meager defenses. Even car diapers don’t always work.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have a theory that zucchini operate on an annual quota system based on zone and vibes with no regard for property lines or a gardeners ability to consume or reverse burgle the unsuspecting. No matter the number actually planted, by god, they will yield without yield.
Three giant gotdamn cchinis. On Friday evening all signs pointed to the plants being  fruited out. Checked this afternoon and found these monsters. Pagoda for scale
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Big news! 👇
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oooh, grandma darkness, let me lean into it a bit early.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, now this, this is delightful!
johnfugelsang • 11h
+ My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:
1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.

bullionclayton • 2d
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There are very few rooms in the world with more potential than a room full of freshmen guys with their Bibles...
World changers!
University of Arkansas

smartwoman 10hl
If "Cover your drinks" had a face.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She’s a 10 but she’s Star-Kist and she can only speak via Charlie the Tuna
Charlie the Tuna but it’s a phoneIs this the ear piece or mouth piece

Copyright 1987 Star-list Foods IncThe business end of the tuna phone
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
But they were all of them deceived for a fifth Non
Blonde was made.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, share your pet.🐾
A wee orangie in a bag
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was gonna clean my room until I got Lyme (ooh) I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got Lyme (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) My room is still messed up, and I know why (why? Man) 'Cause I got Lyme, because I got Lyme, because I got Lyme (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
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The Tick Says Yay!
Alt: The Tick Says Yay!
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A hot dog with Nic Cages’s face suns his twist/taint while the sun judges
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I dreamt an elderly woman was telling me about her “coat of many feathers”. I searched it today and found this- how strange! When things like this happen I like to look up the location in Ancestry - not related, but I had ancestors in the area at that time. www.roadsideamerica.com/story/56986
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Coat of Many Feathers, Stuttgart, Arkansas
What would you do with 450 dead duck heads? Ruby Abel yanked out all their feathers and sewed them into a coat.
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Stephanie Quick @lunarose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Social Status, Stigma, and UFOs in Hansens' Trickster and the Paranormal I discuss the concept of social status as a relative hierarchy which can be identified through consensus reality markers. www.youtube.com/live/ne9LRxn...
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Social Status and UFOs in Hansens' Trickster and the Paranormal
YouTube video by Stephanie Quick
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New rat just dropped. Go for the moon coma rat.
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Woke Up From a Coma Rat (read description)
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Hello I made the rat by hand out of polymer clay. The
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Hello I made the rat by hand out of polymer clay. The rat is a one of a kind piece not made from a mold or anything of that nature. The rat is also hand painted.
The only problem is I don't know what is confusing or bewildering the rat so severely. Maybe the rat just woke up from a coma and the rat went into the coma in like 2003. I mean can you imagine that. When the rat entered its two plus decade slumber in da club was the biggest thing on planet earth. The rat woke up thinking we were still in the g unit era and meanwhile the rat missed the entire Lil Wayne mixtape era and much of the taking back Sunday / my chem era. I mean seriously I'm not even kidding stop what you're doing right now and imagine you missed the entire panic mychem taking back sunday alter bridge-metalingus era. And what about the Xbox 360? Can you imagine going to sleep in the PS2 era and waking up in the PS5 era? The rat will never understand microsoft's one generation long run of dominance with the 360. The rat is slowly realizing he will never play snake on his Nokia again. So yeah, the rat is coming to terms with a lot. And so am I. And so are you. It all slipped past us so fast and once the years start coming they don't stop coming. Ya get it now? I need you to not buy this rat. Are you paying attention? I said ONCE THE YEARS START COMING THEY DO NOT STOP COMING. We are one, maybe two g unit era's distance away from the grave. Can you not buy the rat and instead go buy some paint, clay, new pens, new film (yes you tyler), whatever it is you need to do what you need to do before you end up like this rat? Again, this is a friendly reminder that THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING. That guy is dead guys. We are one smash mouth's reign of summer hit's distance away from
talina tuantu file voore from whatavor ic loft of icwill never play snake on his Nokia again. So yeah, the rat is coming to terms with a lot. And so am I. And so are you. It all slipped past us so fast and once the years start coming they don't stop coming. Ya get it now? I need you to not buy this rat. Are you paying attention? I said ONCE THE YEARS START COMING THEY DO NOT STOP COMING. We are one, maybe two g unit era's distance away from the grave. Can you not buy the rat and instead go buy some paint, clay, new pens, new film (yes you tyler), whatever it is you need to do what you need to do before you end up like this rat? Again, this is a friendly reminder that THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING. That guy is dead guys. We are one smash mouth's reign of summer hit's distance away from taking twenty five years from whatever is left of us thanks. Also please feel free to follow me on YouTube @buymyrats (rats) and / or @edwardcoryaal (paintins). Stay blessed and have a safe remainder of your weekend: - )
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I 100% saw a non corporeal person out of the corner of my eye in the bathroom at the dentist office. Looked like a woman in a standing collar navy pantsuit. There and gone in a blink. 2 stall with auto lights that came on for me. New building on former farmland.
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bananamanarama

Tom Clark Cairn Studio Bananaman
Gnome Figurine 1992 with 50 Sene C...
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Ships for $13.18 + taxesTom Clarke banana manTom Clarke banana man
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m either a transient (farm worker), transient (hobo- trainsient?), gigilo, or hair washer (beauty school dropout)🎀 🐩
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Vince Vaughn's 'Class Class Class' in Wedding Crashers
Alt: Vince Vaughn's 'Class Class Class' in Wedding Crashers
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
MENTHOLE

The merchandising decision that placed this next to ICYHOT should also be considered
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You guys! I am so good at growing zucchini. 😀 And so bad at growing mini gherkins. ☹️
2 cute little gherkins and 4 big boy zucchini A whole mess of overripe gherkins A hippo from Madagascar (movie) saying “I like ‘em big I like ‘em plumpy
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pretty gross how beating your children was so normalized and accepted that you could buy a souvenir paddle at a state park
Sticker for Itasca State Park MNGRIP HERE FIRMLY IN CASE OF
FRUSTRATION
BOARD OF EDUCATION
APPLIED PSYCHOLOGY

Vintage Itasca State Park Souvenir
Paddle - Board Of EducationGRIP HERE FIRMLY IN CASE OF
FRUSTRATION
BOARD OF EDUCATION
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APPLIED PSYCHOLOGY
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Stephanie Quick @lunarose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Working With Breath Breathing provides a link between subconscious and conscious nervous system processes. I address some simple methods for becoming aware of this relationship LINK TO WATCH IN ALT TEXT @firebunicorn.bsky.social @templeofgloom.bsky.social @staceylscott.bsky.social
https://www.youtube.com/live/3jQwKIt-tJA?is=jV46eC3Oi49sRyCA
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hwhat?
Christlike rat (picture is of a polymer clay rat)
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hello i made the rat myself out of polymer clay and painted it. it is a one of one. this is one of my favorite rats from its week's litter....... .
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hello i made the rat myself out of polymer clay and painted it. it is a one of one. this is one of my favorite rats from its week's litter.
speaking of letters, when did people stop writing letters? the only mail you get is bills now. how crappy is that? i wrote three letters yesterday to my rat recipients. i almost love writing the letters more than the rats. just kidding, but speaking of letters, you can't spell art without rat (it is just jumbled thanks). so what does that mean for you? nothing really, but you are still reading this nonsense so that means you either love rats, letters, or nonsense. sometimes i can't tell if people understand when i am joking or not. but it doesn't matter because i don't let people's opinions affect me. you can ask sandra. sandra said some really mean things about my rats in the name of jesus christ. how can you speak for anyone else and how can you assume i am not religious because of the rats? go to hell sandra. but also by the way i went to saint ann's in keansburg, nj for sunday school. remember the boardwalk? me and my brother had to steel our nerves for like two days before going on the wildcat. anyway, i wrote sandra a kind letter (via messenger this time). she never responded. so the rats are more christlike than sandra. lol how embarrassing is that for her. maybe i will make a tik tok with her messages to me and then put good charlotte's riot girl as the song. i won't but it would be funny. anyway, please write a real letter with a pen or pencil to a friend or family member today instead of buying this rat. way cheaper. and way more fulfilling. stop buying stuff to fill in your soul. or don't i am not god, or your boss -- OR YOUR FATHER. please follow my youtube channel if you are still reading this it is called buymyrats and there is one for paintings called…X
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buying this rat. way cheaper. and way more fulfilling. stop buying stuff to fill in your soul. or don't i am not god, or your boss - OR YOUR FATHER. please follow my youtube channel if you are still reading this it is called buymyrats and there is one for paintings called edwardcoryaal thanks and have a blessed sabbath :
- ) (p.s. today is only the sabbath for christianity so if it is not your sabbath today please just have a blessed day : - ) ) thanks
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nope
If you had known it was going to be this hot, would you have shaved your geish?
Sunday, July 26
Sunny
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Feels Like: 106°
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nightmare Theatre!!! I wasn’t hallucinating!!!
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
❤️
lousydrawingsforgoodpeople
John Denver • Take Me Home, Country Roads
I ❤️WEST VAGINA
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
GUESS WHAT?! THE SECURITY TRAINING EMAIL WAS A SIMULATED PHISH THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE LEGIT TRAINING MESSAGE. PHUCKING PHISHCEPTION!!!
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know this is a Pilates reference, but c’mon🤣
A grey sweatshirt from ivyandcloth.com
Text on sweatshirt reads: Feet In Straps Enthusiast
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Regular price $60.00 USD
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There’s a trend of blind date/stranger photo shoots with engagement style pictures. The editing and music is cute but, I have a deep visceral hell no reaction. Like, my body wouldn’t react well to running through a field hand in hand with a stranger (unless we’re running from the cops 🤣)
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Linda Radlett (Lily James) Running in The Pursuit of Love
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
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Seal Cartoon Fighting
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Last week I reported two scam calls (Teams) to IT. Now, I have 48 hours to complete security retraining. You done trained me! That’s why I reported it!
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MiMiCi🧜🏼‍♀️ @templeofgloom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What is happening astrologically, physically, mentally, culturally, sociologically etc etc that is making me not only want to listen to but sing-along, and cry with Jo Dee Messina. @spinachfoote.bsky.social is it the hoopty traveling at a high rate of speed?
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Singing Crying Boy With Fist Up Singing
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