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Mera

@spinachfoote.bsky.social
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She/Her. Exploring the strangeness. Cat lady with one cat. Also obsessed with The Sims.

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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18h
The birds heard me thinking about giving them more seed and they’re all waiting 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This dirty Mountain Dew cream soda dew (idk that’s all the whole fuckin name on the bottle) is such a fascinating experience I can’t get enough
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE BEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 🥹
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absentmindedly scrolling reels and a tarot reading pops up, the reader gave what I can only describe as the most Great-British-Baking-Show-style intro to the reading ever 😂🙌🏻
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t believe I’m 35 already 🥲 please enjoy this pic of old lady me on a windy sunset cruise earlier
Selfie of a woman in a black jacket sitting on a boat, water in background
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boomers will find anything to bitch about I swear 😂😒
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Birthday so far 🥹😄
Collection of various rocks and fossils found on the lakeshoreTwo white swans going for a morning swim on the lake Sunrise over the lake Sunrise over the lake with fog rolling in over the trees on the shore
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They had to summon a random old man at the dealership so I could go test drive a manual 😂 (someone who can drive manual has to go with you 🤣🤣🤣💀)
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dad might have remembered my birthday this year!
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have not yet acquired a taste for Prince but I can feel it on the horizon …
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me, while having a reaction to the flu shot and feeling like total shit, haven’t left bed all day, in my robe “I feel so luxurious” 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely love microwave pasta directions because it’s always something like put the shit in the largest bowl that fits and then heat for 700 years or until radioactive
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is “hamburgers cooked on the stove by your apartment neighbor” the worst cooking smell ever lol
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seriously debating starting an alt account to share my funny and filthy thoughts because they are simply too fucking rude for this account, but they need to be shared 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s fun to go to school things where teachers have to use a microphone and then you see who was a theater/music kid and who has never touched a microphone ever 🤣
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me: “wow it sure is dark in here I better take my sunglasses off” *takes off glasses, is not wearing sunglasses, it’s just dark inside 🫠*
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In a full virtual team meeting and we’re trying virtually to identify a spider in our boss’s office
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bathing by the light of a candle and hand cranked weather radio flashlight combo, so I can go to my office to work since the power is still out at home 😒🫠
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t worry everyone, Microsoft is investigating the outlook issues …
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You should always get a 30 foot aux cord if you have the chance. There will come a day when you have used it for 15 purposes beyond the first one you got it for 🤣
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s been ten years and I haven’t gotten over when one of my physical therapy exercises was laying ass up on a table and squeezing the buttcheeks with the butt muscles 😂😂😂💀
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Some of my most favorite animals are the trashy night ones and aggressive birds 🤣
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Talking to my coworker and saying we can just fall over and become dust. I then said “our children have their fathers” 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every time I think I’ve had the official worst day ever at work, an even worse day happens lol
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite insult of today “he’s got that leaded gasoline in him” 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If anything is certain it’s that I will always be asking the Libra dudes on the apps if they are September or October Libra 🤣🤣🤣
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I haven’t been on Pluto in a while, had no clue that they have a whole Star Trek channel category now!!!!
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pup snuggles 💜
Brown dog ok the couch, sleeping and laying his head on woman’s lap
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Any big plans for your time off?” LISTEN, BRENDA, THE TROLL HAS TO RETURN TO THE BRIDGE IT LIVES UNDER SOMETIMES TO RECHARGE!
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am incredibly invested in this 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dte: “here’s $50 if you let us control your thermostat!”
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Well I just discovered ranch dressing seasoning combo on accident when trying to season mayo 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My latest sims build made the maxis curated page! A proud moment 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wow I thought insurance covered your annual physical but I got a $300 bill WTF!!! When did this change??
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of my besties is on the hunt for men now and I’m so excited I have partner in crime 🥹
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me trying to just get through the work day “ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE NOW IM ONLY FALLING APART! 🎶” 😂🤣
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can we bring back throwing tomatoes at people in the town square?
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why do I have to solve three riddles and then leave an offering to the gods of transport just to change a fuckin wiper blade lol
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The 80s playlist helps me work til we get something like Total Eclipse of the Heart popping up, distracting as fuck lolol how can I not sing along??!
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me to my brain: “WHY ARE WE SAD IN LEO SEASON!?” 😂😭
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think I’m suffering from farm animal withdrawal 😂 it’s been too long since I’ve seen a cow
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Quark: *tosses bat’leth like it’s a butter knife* Riker: “HOLY SHIT WORF YOU CARRY THIS AROUND THIS IS HEAVY” Who knew ferengi were so strong 😂😂😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I wish there was a close friends feature on here today with my whole entire heart and soul 😂
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Jay @synoisia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Everybody look at Virgie.
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of the things I’m cursed with in life is I must operate at such odd hours that nobody is ever awake or available when I have hot tea 🤣😅
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One of my many questions for Gen X is how did your fail your children so badly they don’t leave a name or number in their voicemails?
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Audhd: I’m at a kid’s birthday party. I had to come inside and stare at the fish for a while 😂
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The employer says there are no lifting requirements but the employee says it’s a heavy physical job
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Michael Scott's Gross Eek Face with Dwight
ALT: Michael Scott's Gross Eek Face with Dwight
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Saw a dude on a motorcycle this morning do a sign of the cross and then take the fuck off 😂😂😂 epic
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Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I need a singing bird clock
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