Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18hThe birds heard me thinking about giving them more seed and they’re all waiting 😂 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This dirty Mountain Dew cream soda dew (idk that’s all the whole fuckin name on the bottle) is such a fascinating experience I can’t get enough 011
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THE BEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 🥹 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Absentmindedly scrolling reels and a tarot reading pops up, the reader gave what I can only describe as the most Great-British-Baking-Show-style intro to the reading ever 😂🙌🏻 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can’t believe I’m 35 already 🥲 please enjoy this pic of old lady me on a windy sunset cruise earlier 050
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They had to summon a random old man at the dealership so I could go test drive a manual 😂 (someone who can drive manual has to go with you 🤣🤣🤣💀) 110
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have not yet acquired a taste for Prince but I can feel it on the horizon … 120
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me, while having a reaction to the flu shot and feeling like total shit, haven’t left bed all day, in my robe “I feel so luxurious” 😂 040
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Absolutely love microwave pasta directions because it’s always something like put the shit in the largest bowl that fits and then heat for 700 years or until radioactive 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why is “hamburgers cooked on the stove by your apartment neighbor” the worst cooking smell ever lol 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Seriously debating starting an alt account to share my funny and filthy thoughts because they are simply too fucking rude for this account, but they need to be shared 😂 240
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s fun to go to school things where teachers have to use a microphone and then you see who was a theater/music kid and who has never touched a microphone ever 🤣 011
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me: “wow it sure is dark in here I better take my sunglasses off” *takes off glasses, is not wearing sunglasses, it’s just dark inside 🫠* 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In a full virtual team meeting and we’re trying virtually to identify a spider in our boss’s office 120
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Bathing by the light of a candle and hand cranked weather radio flashlight combo, so I can go to my office to work since the power is still out at home 😒🫠 000
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don’t worry everyone, Microsoft is investigating the outlook issues … 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You should always get a 30 foot aux cord if you have the chance. There will come a day when you have used it for 15 purposes beyond the first one you got it for 🤣 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It’s been ten years and I haven’t gotten over when one of my physical therapy exercises was laying ass up on a table and squeezing the buttcheeks with the butt muscles 😂😂😂💀 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Some of my most favorite animals are the trashy night ones and aggressive birds 🤣 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Talking to my coworker and saying we can just fall over and become dust. I then said “our children have their fathers” 😂 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every time I think I’ve had the official worst day ever at work, an even worse day happens lol 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favorite insult of today “he’s got that leaded gasoline in him” 😂 051
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If anything is certain it’s that I will always be asking the Libra dudes on the apps if they are September or October Libra 🤣🤣🤣 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I haven’t been on Pluto in a while, had no clue that they have a whole Star Trek channel category now!!!! 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“Any big plans for your time off?” LISTEN, BRENDA, THE TROLL HAS TO RETURN TO THE BRIDGE IT LIVES UNDER SOMETIMES TO RECHARGE! 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Dte: “here’s $50 if you let us control your thermostat!” 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Well I just discovered ranch dressing seasoning combo on accident when trying to season mayo 😂 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My latest sims build made the maxis curated page! A proud moment 😂 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wow I thought insurance covered your annual physical but I got a $300 bill WTF!!! When did this change?? 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/08/2026One of my besties is on the hunt for men now and I’m so excited I have partner in crime 🥹 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Me trying to just get through the work day “ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE NOW IM ONLY FALLING APART! 🎶” 😂🤣 120
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Can we bring back throwing tomatoes at people in the town square? 130
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Why do I have to solve three riddles and then leave an offering to the gods of transport just to change a fuckin wiper blade lol 140
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The 80s playlist helps me work til we get something like Total Eclipse of the Heart popping up, distracting as fuck lolol how can I not sing along??! 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think I’m suffering from farm animal withdrawal 😂 it’s been too long since I’ve seen a cow 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Quark: *tosses bat’leth like it’s a butter knife* Riker: “HOLY SHIT WORF YOU CARRY THIS AROUND THIS IS HEAVY” Who knew ferengi were so strong 😂😂😂 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I wish there was a close friends feature on here today with my whole entire heart and soul 😂 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 30/07/2026One of the things I’m cursed with in life is I must operate at such odd hours that nobody is ever awake or available when I have hot tea 🤣😅 020
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 28/07/2026One of my many questions for Gen X is how did your fail your children so badly they don’t leave a name or number in their voicemails? 121
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Audhd: I’m at a kid’s birthday party. I had to come inside and stare at the fish for a while 😂 030
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The employer says there are no lifting requirements but the employee says it’s a heavy physical jobstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Gross Eek Face with DwightALT: Michael Scott's Gross Eek Face with Dwight 010
Mera @spinachfoote.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Saw a dude on a motorcycle this morning do a sign of the cross and then take the fuck off 😂😂😂 epic 030