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Bethanie

@telomeraser.bsky.social
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Cantankerous hag. Former medical editor. Hobbit seamstress. Masked all the time because: FUCK YOU. 🌟✨ For-profit healthcare is IMMORAL and should be ILLEGAL. 🪄💫✨🌟 All my joints are assholes. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ We the People, motherfuckers

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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 8h
What in the high hell walmart??!? Why do i have to pay SEVEN DOLLARS MORE for the EXACT SAME product because I’m female?? Especially when the men’s version arguably uses more material because men’s feet are bigger???? WTAF
Screenshot showing men’s and women’s shoe insole replacements. The men’s is priced at $12.97; the women’s is $19.97.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 10h
The sense of betrayal when the people closest to you refuse to do the smallest things to protect your health is really just fucking exhausting 😞
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good gods Hogbreath is SUCH a fucking weirdo…
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously tho i think I’m just done with technology now. Back to paper and pen. Or charcoal on cave walls. Or something. 🙄😞😫
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am absurdly cranky today because I slept waaay too much the night before last so last night I hardly slept all so like a good little witch I’m just going to stay home today and boil some bones and read about women who poisoned people they didn’t like 🧙‍♀️
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are few things i like better than walking in the rain 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This timeline just gets stupider and stupider… 😒😒😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I never hear another “business person” turned politician yammer on about “making a deal” it will still be too fucking soon 🤬
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
omfg…. I have never been happier that i left meta platforms and i guess i won’t be going back any time soon… 😳🫪
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok i think i finally pushed it too hard today… but critical repair to stop a roof leak is done! and sealed up before the storm! —and i made pretzl rolls! and pulled chicken! (on my “rest” breaks… 😬) but now i need to go clean up and my feet and ankles hurt so much i can hardly stand… oops… 😬😬😬
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday’s project: remove old (torn up?!?) flashing and replace, prep shingles, add corner flashing. Tomorrow: replace rotted fascia board and (probably Saturday before it rains??🙏) reshingle.
 Corner of green house with shingles removed in an inside corner, with shiny new flashing and “frog tape”.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do NOT feel like running More Errands today but I cannot complete my little projects until I do. 😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How I spent my Wednesday: gutter, guarded. 😎😁 I’m not super delightled with how this stuff gets installed (seems like begging for ice dams?!?) and it’s ugly but we couldn’t afford the pretty white stuff and this is *shiny* and was literally 10 times cheaper so… cheesy aluminum it is!! 😄
A roof-edge view along a white gutter over a green house. The gutter is covered with a metal mesh screen tucked just under the first row of shingles and into the gutter’s outside edge.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I overdid it today. I had to. There was shit that needed doing and now it’s done. But now I’m sitting here knowing what’s coming and still hoping to avoid the inevitable crash and also knowing I’m not going to. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It shouldn’t be difficult to remember to take the meds and supplements that make you feel and function better. The problem is when you feel and function better, your stupid brain decides it’s busy Doing All The Things and thusly forgets the meds and supplements even exist… 🫩🤦🏽‍♀️😩
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had to make three (3!!!) phone calls today and now my brain is refusing requests 🤪
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reading about AI-based biosecurity threats has done very, very little to help with the damage to my calm this morning… 😒😒😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well home heating oil prices are heading for the stratosphere…. Gonna be COLD ass winter in this house…. <checks on sweater inventory>
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have to say adding dragons to my boring and poorly painted watercolor seascapes was well worth the effort to learn to paint the dragons. 😊 i mean they’re still boring and poorly painted but… HERE BE DRAGONS Y’ALL!! 😍😍
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river. The Piscataqua. Like me, it is short, angry, and will think nothing of taking you all the out if you disrespect her.
Deceptively calm water against a silhouetted evening cityscape with a pale sunset in the background
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LOL like there is any amount of money that would entice me to vote for those evil numbskulls
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t know when I am going to learn that i cannot do all the things just because i want to. like i do not understand having hard limitations yanno??? So frustrating 😒😒😒😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It really sucks when the people closest to you cannot be bothered to do the bare minimum to protect your health 😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s finally raining enough to check how my gutters are doing!!! I probably shouldn’t go out and climb the ladder in the dark tho, right?? 😬😬😬
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😳 As a lifelong hiker / backpacker who has been in the backcountry of the Himalayas, the Rockies and the Appalachians, I can recommend NOT using any LLM to plan a hike anywhere ever. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cancer free year three yaay me 🥳😑🙏
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good. Frikkety. Grief. 😱
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Remember, it's always morally correct to lie to get a vaccine
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah I’m not calling that. So fucking sick of these people 😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Godsdammit….. wtf….. 😒😒😒💔
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
-why is it the ONLY unforgivable sin?" And then she told me, "I finally figured it out. The Holy Ghost is that part of God that lives in everybody, and the way you sin against it is by not loving everybody with all your heart, for exactly who they are."
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Dolly Parton - Travelin' Thru [Official Music Video]
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
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Kathleen Alves @katalves18c.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dollyland employees, both part time and full time, receive 100% of tuition covered. Healthcare, medical, vision, retirement benefits, childcare. A saint that walked among us. Every other wealthy person should be ashamed of themselves if they don't live up to Dolly standards.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No. No I’m not having this. Just no.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Houston, we have monarch caterpillars!!!!
A fat white, yellow and black caterpillar the size of the milkweed leaf it has nearly denuded chows down in some breakfast 🤍🖤💛
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Perfection
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not a big fan of the "sick, elderly and/or disabled people don't count" discourse that appears to follow public health disasters these days.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
English, ladies and gentlefolk…
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why are all my library holds always ready all at once??!? 😩😩
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OK I’ll admit i was not going to watch the halftime show and then… Seven Nation Army WITH MUPPETS??!!?? fine I’m in 😆
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just went out to the mailbox and noticed the air tastes bad… checked the AQI: 109 🤢🤮🤮
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Because I’d also want revenge… You’ve been murdered! Who do you want on the case?
Actor James Spader as Raymond Reddington in The Blacklist tv show looks knowingly at the camera. He wears a suit and tie and dashing hat; behind him a red screen bears the archetypal names of his targets.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just a reminder that you can spare your lungs being exposed to wildfire smoke and still have “open” windows by attaching MERV-13 filters to regular ol’ fans. It really works!!
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sulphuric, slow-apocalypse sky is not quite how I imagined our downfall as a child but i feel like somehow i should have. 😞⚠️🌕
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My thoughts exactly… it was nice to escape the more dangerous upper 90s temps predicted but the dull orange sun and sulpherous skies were really kinda freaky. 😩
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
1/ Explosive diarrhea cases from a microscopic parasite (cyclospora) are climbing fast. This is now the largest cyclosporiasis outbreak in U.S. history, passing 4,000 cases and still rising. For context: the U.S. normally sees about 3,000-4,000 cases in a WHOLE year.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
like I’m glad we can afford to go and get help when we need it but emergency rooms *suck*
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Every single thing out of that man’s mouth is more unhinged than the last. 😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Every last one of these is more amazing than the last 🤩😍❤️
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