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Bethanie

@telomeraser.bsky.social
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Cantankerous hag. Former medical editor. Hobbit seamstress. Masked all the time because: FUCK YOU. 🌟✨ For-profit healthcare is IMMORAL and should be ILLEGAL. 🪄💫✨🌟 All my joints are assholes. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ We the People, motherfuckers

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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah that makes sense now!
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow! There was a time when a totally gender-unbalanced study would not have been funded at all…. at least not in the field I was working in. It wouldn’t have even made it to review.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How was this even funded?!? 😳
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s medical procedures day for me which means all my many metal adornments must be removed, which means i must attempt to put them back in later with my increasingly useless fingers lol pray for me…
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ this is why we have editors oh right nevermind ai gots this 🫩🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😮😮
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What in the high hell walmart??!? Why do i have to pay SEVEN DOLLARS MORE for the EXACT SAME product because I’m female?? Especially when the men’s version arguably uses more material because men’s feet are bigger???? WTAF
Screenshot showing men’s and women’s shoe insole replacements. The men’s is priced at $12.97; the women’s is $19.97.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sense of betrayal when the people closest to you refuse to do the smallest things to protect your health is really just fucking exhausting 😞
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s really not sustainable at all. I’m considering raiding a retirement account to put in mini splits because it just might end up cheaper 😫
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good gods Hogbreath is SUCH a fucking weirdo…
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously tho i think I’m just done with technology now. Back to paper and pen. Or charcoal on cave walls. Or something. 🙄😞😫
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am absurdly cranky today because I slept waaay too much the night before last so last night I hardly slept all so like a good little witch I’m just going to stay home today and boil some bones and read about women who poisoned people they didn’t like 🧙‍♀️
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are few things i like better than walking in the rain 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yiiiiiikes!!
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This timeline just gets stupider and stupider… 😒😒😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I never hear another “business person” turned politician yammer on about “making a deal” it will still be too fucking soon 🤬
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WTAF….
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right? They are just about irresistible?? I found a succulents collection on amazon years ago and nearly got the while set for myself! Wishing I had, because I could sure use them these days….
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha yes squish! I can never remember. I’ll bet they do have miffy! The girls have a large collection of vegetables (🤷🏽) which you might not think world work but the broccoli provides excellent neck support!
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Squashmellows!! My girls have a couch full of them and they’re shockingly great for getting PERFECTLY comfortable and PERFECTLY supported? I could not believe it but i am on the hunt for some myself.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ehheheheh…. Or perhaps I’ll sit on the couch and do crossword puzzles… 😬😄
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
omfg…. I have never been happier that i left meta platforms and i guess i won’t be going back any time soon… 😳🫪
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know i know… i just… the storm see.. and it’s date night and… i was on a ROLL… haha 😫 I am soaking said feet/ankles in epsom salts and warm water so I’ll be good to go Do Moar in 20 min or so right?? 😬🥴
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok i think i finally pushed it too hard today… but critical repair to stop a roof leak is done! and sealed up before the storm! —and i made pretzl rolls! and pulled chicken! (on my “rest” breaks… 😬) but now i need to go clean up and my feet and ankles hurt so much i can hardly stand… oops… 😬😬😬
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel this so much…. I very probably paid far too much for a trim board today because there was just no way I could deal with the unknowns of a “drive thru lumberyard”. ❤️❤️
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday’s project: remove old (torn up?!?) flashing and replace, prep shingles, add corner flashing. Tomorrow: replace rotted fascia board and (probably Saturday before it rains??🙏) reshingle.
 Corner of green house with shingles removed in an inside corner, with shiny new flashing and “frog tape”.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no!! 😱 how soon will you know if it was worth it?
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😳 That… seems rude?? 😆 Hope it went well!!!
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also?? Paint is really fucking expensive??? 😱
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do NOT feel like running More Errands today but I cannot complete my little projects until I do. 😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How I spent my Wednesday: gutter, guarded. 😎😁 I’m not super delightled with how this stuff gets installed (seems like begging for ice dams?!?) and it’s ugly but we couldn’t afford the pretty white stuff and this is *shiny* and was literally 10 times cheaper so… cheesy aluminum it is!! 😄
A roof-edge view along a white gutter over a green house. The gutter is covered with a metal mesh screen tucked just under the first row of shingles and into the gutter’s outside edge.
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I overdid it today. I had to. There was shit that needed doing and now it’s done. But now I’m sitting here knowing what’s coming and still hoping to avoid the inevitable crash and also knowing I’m not going to. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It shouldn’t be difficult to remember to take the meds and supplements that make you feel and function better. The problem is when you feel and function better, your stupid brain decides it’s busy Doing All The Things and thusly forgets the meds and supplements even exist… 🫩🤦🏽‍♀️😩
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel this so much…. I’ve been boycotting amazon for almost 2 years but it really is difficult to find certain things AT ALL locally and I lack the energy to physically run from store to store to store hunting down what I want (also i haaate that). I can go without or make do for most things but…
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh me too — it’s one of my favorites!
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I had to make three (3!!!) phone calls today and now my brain is refusing requests 🤪
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We only got 100 gallons and it was still obscene 😩
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol is the gleam finally wearing off?? One can hope…
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh and #fuckcancer entirely
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a lot of medical writing experience related to cancer, so if you need help “interpreting” information, test result language, jargon, etc, I’m ya girl 😊 My personal sorta-cancer experience has also been “good” so far, as these things go. Followup is a bit of a drag but whatever yanno ❤️
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And while I tend to write off those threats as not being immediately concerning, because i know enough science and LLMs to know that LLMs spewing “solutions” is a long, long way from actual physical threats in the real world, it’s also only the right circumstances away from happening. 👎👎
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reading about AI-based biosecurity threats has done very, very little to help with the damage to my calm this morning… 😒😒😒
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holler if we can do anything at all to help; in the meantime: ❤️❤️❤️
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oof yeah running out of heating oil (source for hot water) this week was a Bit of A Shock 😱
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The soonest they can get here is the end of the week…. Of course. AND — heating oil is over $5.50 a gallon — and as much as $6.20 a gallon at some places!!!! so unless we get a mini split we are going to be COLD AS FUCK this winter
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is SO unconscionable!!!!
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We ran out of heating oil and have no hot water so our Monday is off to a SPECTACULAR start 😒😒🥴
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well home heating oil prices are heading for the stratosphere…. Gonna be COLD ass winter in this house…. <checks on sweater inventory>
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have to say adding dragons to my boring and poorly painted watercolor seascapes was well worth the effort to learn to paint the dragons. 😊 i mean they’re still boring and poorly painted but… HERE BE DRAGONS Y’ALL!! 😍😍
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Bethanie @telomeraser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🤣 i mean what the cove really needs is a low tide warning but… free lighthouse!!!
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