Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yo! Jordan Love on a Lowe’s commercial?! Good thing I’m going there later today 010
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Former coworker posted a picture announcing her pregnancy and her baby daddy seriously looks old enough to be her dad. 002
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What the hell was happening last year that broke the internet? 000
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 15/08/2026He’s going to be a top 5 Rays player of all time 000
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Man, people are really pissed off about getting a free hundo MewTwo. 001
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My 8 year old likes that stupid song that Jellyroll put out for the Stanley cup playoffs. 100
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoSean Jacobs @mictlan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Dinosaur World in Plant City, FL is flying their flags at half staff to honor Sam Neill, and that’s the first social media post about him dying that actually made me tear up a bit. 18023
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I need to stop playing so much PokémonGo, but I want my Zacian to get its Crown energy and then I am going to bottle cap it 020
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is exactly what hurricane season wants you to think and then boom! Hurricane season comes at you like a spider monkey that has drank Four Loko 010
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoZach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I like how this chart makes Godzilla 1445
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My four year old is trying to convince us that we should dye her hair pink so she can look like Poppy from Trolls 010
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comTomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache LookALT: Tomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache Look 010
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoCPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026England eating tacos tonight 2271484
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoMemo Torres @eltragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Y si no, todavía somos chingones. 22912
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I really do not want to know how much money I spend on Pokémon Go 😬 at least it’s not drugs? 010
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I want to be in Chicago so badly right now 😫 020
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoSeán Doran @theseaning.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Earth eclipses the Sun as seen by Artemis II on Orion. Satellites showing off as usual... 3336129
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoThe Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026How it feels doing literally any task right now. 72145423319
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments 584147694
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 15/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a hot dog costume has the word wrong on the bottom rightAlt: a man in a hot dog costume has the word wrong on the bottom right 030
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/09/202510% funnier every time I watch 1760589
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoAshley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day. 373294646
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2025/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are. 171423231
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Charlie did none of those things, you sentient hairpiece 020
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/09/2025My three year old messed with the refrigerator settings and had it set to 46F overnight, so guess who had to throw away a bunch of recently purchased foods! 🙃🙃🙃🙃 100
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains 010
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Great win. Love to see the Lions fans in misery. Go Pack Go! #Packers 000
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Overgrown baby is how I like to think of all these MAGA clowns 010
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance. 14876911688
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Every time RFK speaks— 019440
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoMaggie Loney @maggiejloney.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Okay but now you have to win the Super Bowl, Packers. I don't make the rules. 1823
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/08/2025Also a reminder that when FDOT claims street murals need to be removed for "safety," they are lying and they know they are lying, because they have research that shows street art makes streets SAFER 414638
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Hell yeah, shorts! It’s hot out there Matthew 000
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoGT @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light 269269747838
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I’m seriously contemplating buying an old school Gameboy to play Pokémon Blue/Red 000
Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 19/08/2025It took two days for my kids to be aware of what a Labubu is. 010
Reposted by Carlos ArmandoHello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Shout out to Sarah, who is correct. Fuck all other planets, Earth number #1 34987206