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Carlos Armando

@telescopicpoems.bsky.social
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My kingdom for tacos, pizza, cat videos, Rays baseball and Packers football. I love Wilco. Signal: carlosarmando.27

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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yo! Jordan Love on a Lowe’s commercial?! Good thing I’m going there later today
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Former coworker posted a picture announcing her pregnancy and her baby daddy seriously looks old enough to be her dad.
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the hell was happening last year that broke the internet?
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He’s going to be a top 5 Rays player of all time
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man, people are really pissed off about getting a free hundo MewTwo.
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Fulsome Prism @fulsome-prism.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My 8 year old likes that stupid song that Jellyroll put out for the Stanley cup playoffs.
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Sean Jacobs @mictlan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Dinosaur World in Plant City, FL is flying their flags at half staff to honor Sam Neill, and that’s the first social media post about him dying that actually made me tear up a bit.
Three yellow flags flying at half staff against a cloudy blue sky. In the background there is a building. There are also large models of a meatasaurus and a veggiesaurus in the middle ground.

Photo stolen shamelessly from their Facebook post.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/184jZhrSAo/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I need to stop playing so much PokémonGo, but I want my Zacian to get its Crown energy and then I am going to bottle cap it
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is exactly what hurricane season wants you to think and then boom! Hurricane season comes at you like a spider monkey that has drank Four Loko
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Zach Binney @binneyz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I like how this chart makes Godzilla
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My four year old is trying to convince us that we should dye her hair pink so she can look like Poppy from Trolls
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Tomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache Look
ALT: Tomdelonge Funny Wig and Mustache Look
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Incredible. Scary
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England eating tacos tonight
Baked bean hard shell tacos with cheddar and iceberg lettuce
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Memo Torres @eltragon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Y si no, todavía somos chingones.
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is about Mullvad btw.
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I just got a text message about this 🙃
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I really do not want to know how much money I spend on Pokémon Go 😬 at least it’s not drugs?
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I want to be in Chicago so badly right now 😫
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can’t believe I have an 8 year old. 🥹
8 year old wearing Packers jersey of Aaron Rodgers
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Seán Doran @theseaning.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Earth eclipses the Sun as seen by Artemis II on Orion. Satellites showing off as usual...
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
4 panel anakin/padme meme: a skin says “data centers are less popular than nazis” and padme says “wow, and nazis are really unpopular right?” anakin says nothing. padme says again “nazis are really unpopular right?”
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a hot dog costume has the word wrong on the bottom right
Alt: a man in a hot dog costume has the word wrong on the bottom right
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/09/2025
10% funnier every time I watch
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie did none of those things, you sentient hairpiece
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My three year old messed with the refrigerator settings and had it set to 46F overnight, so guess who had to throw away a bunch of recently purchased foods! 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
Dave Matthews Band “Before These Crowded Streets”
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Great win. Love to see the Lions fans in misery. Go Pack Go! #Packers
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Overgrown baby is how I like to think of all these MAGA clowns
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Every time RFK speaks—
Willem Dafoe in Spider-Man saying “you know I’m something of a fucking idiot myself”
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is a sweet RC Cola sign
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
USF has another Gramatica?
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Maggie Loney @maggiejloney.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Okay but now you have to win the Super Bowl, Packers. I don't make the rules.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/08/2025
Also a reminder that when FDOT claims street murals need to be removed for "safety," they are lying and they know they are lying, because they have research that shows street art makes streets SAFER
Table 1: Study Site Location Information

# City State Intersection Site Setting Facility Type

1 | StPetersburg =: FL | Central Ave & Sth St ' Urban Core | Intersection-Signal
2} Miami ! FL} Northeast 98th St & Northeast 2nd Ave : Neighborhood Commercial ; Mid-Block

3 | FtLauderdale : FL + Terramar St & Breakers Ave : Neighborhood Residential : Intersection-Stop
4 { FtLauderdale : FL + Riomore St & Breakers Ave t Neighborhood Residential : Intersection-Stop
5 | Pinecrest | FL} Killian Dr & SW 67th Ave | Suburban : Intersection-Signal
6 ' Pinecrest 1 FL ' Killian Dr & SW 62nd Ave ' Suburban ' Intersection-Stop
Table 5: Site Locations by Improvement Type
# City State | Crosswalk Art (Center of intersection or Other Improvements/Notes
intersection approach)

1 ' St Petersburg ' FL ' ' v '

2 | Miami ‘FL ' v '

3 | FtLauderdale ‘FL v ' v ' Sidewalk improvements

4 | FtLauderdale ‘FL v ' Vv ' Sidewalk improvements

5 } Pinecrest 1 FL} ' v '

6 ! Pinecrest es ' v '
Table 7: Total Crash Rate by Site and Average of Rates (Crashes/Year)
Analysis Period Total Crash Quantity Total Crash Rate
# City State (Months) (Crashes/Year)
Before | After Before | After Before After | Difference

1 | StPetersburg =: FL: 52 1 39 ' 18 ' 13 42 ‘40 1 -4%

2 1 Miami 1 FL} 54 ' 25 ' 3 ' () ' 07 ' 00 1 100%

3 | FtLlauderdale FL 49 ' 42 ' 2 Hl 1 : Os ' 03 1 42%

4 Ft Lauderdale : FL} 49 42 4 4 3 H 10 ‘ 09 ' -13%

5 | Pinecrest ‘FL 59 : 14 : 28 ; i 57 ; 09 1 -85%

6 | Pinecrest ‘ptt 59° Ot 14 ' 3 ' o + 06 ! oo } 100%
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
GO PACK GO. 🧀🧀
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Hell yeah, shorts! It’s hot out there Matthew
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Conversations with my wife
Screenshot of a text conversation with my wife about using hairspray to get ink out of a ballet dress
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
90s computer desk with shelves for speakers, tower, printer, pull-out mouse and keyboard drawer etc
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I’m seriously contemplating buying an old school Gameboy to play Pokémon Blue/Red
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Carlos Armando @telescopicpoems.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
It took two days for my kids to be aware of what a Labubu is.
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The Hell Curve @thehellcurve.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Image of Marx with a hammer next to the text "I'm joining the war on Ms. Rachel on the side of Ms. Rachel" image of Ms. Rachel smiling and waving below a flag reading FREE Palestine with a raised first in red, green, and black
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Shout out to Sarah, who is correct. Fuck all other planets, Earth number #1
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