tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm your fisherman That's all I ask And I'm here to catch Some small mouth bass 020
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gas station Indian food in Stafford Texas. Don't knock it till you've tried it, is all I'm saying 120
Reposted by tejanojimReactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Today is August 4, 2026". Happy "There Will Come Soft Rains" Day! 313752
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today is August 4, 2026 in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills. 110
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I thought Zoolander was going to be so boring and lame, a female friend had to sit us down and nearly force us to watch it. Laughed the whole way through and still quote it years later 2162
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I'm hearing conflicting reports about what happened between Trump and the Chinese president. I guess it's a "he said, Xi said" situation 140
Reposted by tejanojimPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc 37265166074
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I guess I can understand wanting a dictator but why THIS dictator? 110
Reposted by tejanojimMatthew Hughes @matthewhughes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025My latest newsletter is about how generative AI companies are risking the lives of the most vulnerable by releasing tools that affirm dangerous delusions -- and the potential human consequences. And it's about why nobody seems to be freaking out about it. whatwelost.substack.com/p/how-many-p...whatwelost.substack.comHow many people will generative AI kill before we actually care?Too many. 8483108
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Yeah even today confined space entry is NOT something you screw around with 010
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 01/05/2025If You Bought Your Tesla After Elon Called that Cave Rescue Diver a Pedo You Should Have Known He Was Crazy, Sorry 100
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Hmm, X puzzle for factoring polynomials. Ok let me Google it 100
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Hey since people are, correctly, mad that Trump's goons are grabbing people off the street without a warrant, I wanted to mention how Obama blocked Bush and co from prosecution for their torture regime, killed 2 US citizens w/ no due process and ran a vast spy network targeting literally everyone 110
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 13/01/2024Peanut butter and jelly sandwich - meh. Peanut butter, jelly and bacon grease sandwich - oh hells yeah! 030
Reposted by tejanojimMedusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 13/12/2023Oh I snapped up every copy of As You Wish that I could when Elwes was signing them for free 😄 Great recommendation! 121
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 08/12/2023So I absolutely cannot go into detail on this, but due to a deeply personal ongoing situation, if I had the chance to kick AG Ken Paxton square in the nuts I would probably take it. 140
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 18/11/2023First trimester: pukey trimester Second trimester: sexy trimester Third trimester: heavy trimester Fourth trimester: screamy trimester 000
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 19/10/2023So I just found out that through a combination of redneck engineering and gross negligence, the Schlitterbahn company decapitated a state legislator's kid in Kansas City in 2016. 100
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 17/10/2023Me: cooking a big pot of delicious chili with lots of beans Some fucking Texan: you know that isn't chili, right? Me: calmly adding a teaspoon each of sugar, lime juice and rum. That's right, I say. It's a daiquiri. 1122
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 15/10/2023Please help! My son just told me he believes that Toho Mechagodzilla would beat Monsterverse Mechagodzilla. 100
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 12/10/2023"I skeeted a skeet... but now that skeet is gone from me." - Morbius after the battle of Worf 69 010
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 09/10/2023So where do I find other people on bluesky who are very normal about The Locked Tomb books? 130
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 05/10/2023So I just found out that after the Titanic sank the engine room crew of her sister vessel, the Olympic, walked off the job in protest of the rotten and useless folding lifeboats the White Star line had hastily installed. 51 workers were charged with mutiny but released without charges. 000
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Imagine a Star Wars movie that ends with them signing a peace treaty lol. 000
tejanojim @tejanojim.bsky.social · 01/10/2023It's been more than a week and I'm still not over how terrible the ending to Michener's Hawaii is. No spoilers, but it's a cold wet fart of an ending to a five million page book. 000
