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@teioh-official.bsky.social
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I am in no relationship, I am neither single nor taken, I am a gamer, and I am in hell

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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 20h
god I miss cohost
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Painting a lad a day for Orktober
Four ork boyz, painted
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hesitate to tell people I listen to vinyl records because inevitably they ask me what kind of records I collect and I have to sheepishly say "thrift store classical music records and albums I find abandoned in alleyways"
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know there's a lot of gender going on here but why would you flavour your butt wipes
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A bit of a late start, but painting a lad a day for orktober
Three ork boys painted
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Da boids
Three crows eating from my balcony
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are those mushrooms growing in my indoors potted rosemary????????
mushroooms??????
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strong armor
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ate a banana for breakfast... but fifteen minutes later, I was more hungry than before I ate the banana... banana betrayal...
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A tiny lalafel from Final Fantasy 14 named Fuit Gummi with the label "my sertraline" and a giant monster knight ten times the size of Fuit Gummi labeled "my anxiety"
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Lotus Sutra yeah I WENT THERE
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
enamored with the lowpoly katamari cat
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Zaki Fairer | 🦎 Commissions open! ☀️ @zakifairer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sora: What is the meaning behind this?? Emet-Selch: well BOY, the muppets are a Disney ip now Miss Piggy: oh~ hi Emet Emet-Selch: hello Piggy.
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I'm getting old because I had apple slices with peanut butter and was like "what a satisfying dessert"
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you have been blessed by the mysterious community pikmin; congratulations, the curse has been lifted
Pikmin graffiti in East Vancouver
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me, an archivist, learning about Willem Arondeus and Frieda Belinfante, two gay resistance fighters who bombed the civil registry office in Amsterdam to try and stop Nazi efforts to track people down using Dutch identity documents
the waow based based based meme
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
was reminded I went to a high school with an unusually good sex ed program and one time in my 30s a bunch of guys were joking about how men can't find the clit and I said "ok but real talk we all learned in health class" and everyone got quiet until a guy asked "...they taught you how to find it?"
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she, when she, your mom, when your mom, when she Moby on my Dick until I SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS IF Y
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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 28/09/2026
A Sister has arrived! ⚔️❤️ Tiny, fluffy, armed… and probably after your wine. 🍷 Get yours now on @makeship.bsky.social — limited time only! Link & Credits in comments!
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid
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LSpark @lspark.moe · 24/09/2026
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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finch @illufinch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#pixelart #ドット絵
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淵゛(ぶち) @qooo003.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ラフ🍁
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First panel: Anakin Skywalker says "Do you like plums?"

Second panel: Padmé answers "Yeah I'm actually saving them for breakfast!"

Third panel: Anakin's face is one of a smirk

Fourth panel: Padmé's face is one of betrayal
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s queer, too.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Elina+ @e2n04n.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
月が満ちる #中秋の名月 #イラスト #illustration #art
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
physically I'm at the office but mentally and spiritually I am here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj3_...
youtube.com
Warhammer III: Ogre Song
YouTube video by Çetin
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me when I'm greasing the bottom
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this might be the aroace in me but my life has been so much happier and fulfilling when instead of trying to date or have a romantic partner I channeled all that energy into my friends
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my son when I tell him I'm not increasing his allowance
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hot take is that most super wealthy people have brainworms similar to AI brainworms because they have people do almost everything for them and are surrounded by sycophants that continually reaffirm their bizarre worldviews; AI is just "democratizing" those brainworms without spreading the wealth
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stalkeralker @stalkeralker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Escha for Caolain P! Thank you for your request!
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got spooked by an owl statue my neighbour put up. Mouse brain confirmed
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what if i ordered a pizza today
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
communication spell #joncarling #drawing #art
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teioh @teioh-official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ugh I was hoping to get citizenship before the municipal election happened so I could vote in it but alas, and now there's a provincial election I can't vote in
An anime girl on her hands and knees crying "mu mu mu mu"
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