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Chris

@tehislander.bsky.social
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Big man on a tiny island | He/Him Stan for all my 🏳️‍⚧️ homies. 🏳️‍🌈 ally "leader of the milf fan club" ask to see my shirt! 18+ The Che Guevara of OnlyFans - anon Has left bsky due the lack of leadership & accountability.

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eustace @eustace.justshootme.ca · 22/07/2023
Dear Bluesky, Thanks for the apology I guess, but here’s where it misses the mark for me. I don’t give a shit about the tech explanation of what happened. This problem can’t be fixed by throwing tech at it, because the tech is only a symptom. 1/2
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 22/07/2023
A typewritten note that reads "please note that we do not accept this apology on behalf of anyone but us. the blatant oversisht and neglect that was shown to our black and brewn brothers and sisters scared us to our core due to eur struggles with mental health and knowlede that abuse will likely come for us eventually."
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🏳️‍⚧️ Synn Frost 🏳️‍⚧️ @synnfrost.northsky.social · 22/07/2023
Honestly, the fact that it took over a week of hounding just to get this absolutely reeks of insincerity imho
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
“We’re sorry this handle slipped though” Jay it’s been over a week. I honestly feel as if you have not listened at all.
Minimum effort 
Maximum efficiency-it
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Has BlueSky leadership issued an apology yet? No? Imma head out. (Its been great to meet you all but I can’t stick around if this is the vibe)
Scooby and Shaggy looking at eachother and then walking out the door.
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Has BlueSky leadership issued an apology yet? No? Imma head out. (Its been great to meet you all but I can’t stick around if this is the vibe)
Scooby and Shaggy looking at eachother and then walking out the door.
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blossom 🌸 oct. 23 🍰 @theblossombratt.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
…i am still waiting on a decision for my appeal. the hilarious thing is i have a photo pinned in this EXACT pose in a bikini with my landing strip showing, but that’s not flagged. make it make sense!
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🍄Strangely Pleasant🍄 @weirdyweirdo.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
It’s me. I’m potato
Picture of a smiling potato (me). Text reads. “Breaking news.  Local potato happy today”
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nikki nelson 🤠 @handle.invalid · 22/07/2023
Proof of beach & proof that I’m a doofus who can’t work technology
Bad photo of me reaching toward the phone because I thought self timer was turned on, beach in the background
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♍ Bee 🐝 @sweetbee.vip · 21/07/2023
If you can’t handle me at my SW advocacy you don’t deserve my ass pics
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Some get this man an invite!
UPS workers on strike, with a man holding a sign saying “spread some cheese on this cracker”
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punky boobster 🌈🌵☀️ @bustybruiser.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
i responded to a (former) mutual that SWers don't appreciate seeing non-SWers throw around the word "whore" for comedic effect (which is not a particularly new or controversial take) and was met with, "no, you're wrong" and a swift block. (in case you're wondering why the hoes are fleeing en masse.)
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 21/07/2023
One easy thing to do here: STOP SCARING THE HOES. We need and want them here, they are foundational to how the safety and trust actually work here. Along with Black people this platform built off the user base. It is safe because of marginalized people and will stay safe only if they stay
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
we have visual reminders on hand as well to help with this. 🗣️ STOP👏SCARIN👏THE👏HOES🗣️
bernie sanders with text “i am once again asking for you to stop scaring the hoes”simpsons meme template of bus driver “don’t make me tap the sign” and the sign that’s tapped says “NO. SCARIN. THE. HOES.”
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nikki nelson 🤠 @handle.invalid · 21/07/2023
Just saying you support SW means literally nothing Especially if your next sentence is a load of shit about how you think we’re doing something wrong
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
You see what you all are doing?!
Simpsons “don’t make me tap the sign” meme with No scarin the hoes on the sign!
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𝕜𝕒𝕖𝕝𝕒 𝕝𝕦𝕟𝕒 ~NYC 🌃 @kaela.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
jeebus the “brokers fees” in NYC are no fucking joke 😰 15% of the YEAR’S rent at move-in? criminey. help a hoe swallow this bitter pill? $PayKaeToday www.onlyfans.com/kaelaluna picture for visibility/sympathy
kaela wears her heart on her forehead. it’s very distracting and she’s crosseyed from it.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 21/07/2023
oh my god, THIS! please! I lost my work PayPal this way. TWICE
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Roxie Rusalka 🦇18+🦇 @roxierusalka.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
PSA for folks tipping SWers through CA/Venmo: please NEVER put “tip” or “for content” or “for 🍑” in the transaction note. Anything that could be construed as payment for anything sex or porn-related. This can get our accounts banned. Either put your @ for your social or leave it blank!!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
RIP Tony Bennett, little Simpsons Trivia is that he was the first celebrity cameo to play himself instead of a different character.
Tony Bennett in the Simpsons singing the Capital City song from when Homer becomes the Capital City mascot
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
To: @peachinikki.baby From: Christopholis Subject: Friday’s Song 🎵 
 Fresh and hot new single! open.spotify.com/track/1Fi6IVlqYBUU…
open.spotify.com
Margot Robbie
Bryce Vine · Song · 2023
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 21/07/2023
Today is a @staticmax.gay Day! A kind heart, sweetness in comments always, and one of the prettiest small dress collection around. Follow Max if you aren’t and help me love up on Max if you are 💕🍩💕
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 21/07/2023
Always a good day to learn about another badass abolitionist!
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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 21/07/2023
It’s #FuckUpFriday where we admit mistake and apologize. @jay.bsky.team I have some ideas for you
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Today, we're honoring the legacy of Bermudian Mary Prince, a trailblazing abolitionist whose autobiography played a pivotal role in the passage of the Emancipation Bill on July 22, 1833.
Bermudian Mary Prince played an important role in the abolition of slavery
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Dr Abolish ICE @pwr2dppl.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
I hear the site has become unusable. I think we should talk about how unusable the site is. Jay's failure to apologize for anti-Blackness or say anything concrete about trust and safety has rendered the site unusable.
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terence wiggins @theblacknerd.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
dear white folks, y'all have got to stop asking for every weird and shitty white woman to post on this site, i swear to god
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Prince's account was the first narrative of a black woman to be published in the UK. It exposed the brutal realities of slavery, igniting public outrage and bolstering the abolitionist movement.
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Today, we're honoring the legacy of Bermudian Mary Prince, a trailblazing abolitionist whose autobiography played a pivotal role in the passage of the Emancipation Bill on July 22, 1833.
Bermudian Mary Prince played an important role in the abolition of slavery
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Good morning Bsky! It’s flat fuck Friday my fucking losers!
It’s flat fuck Friday my fucking losers.
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Yeah, I buy NFT's
N-arcotics
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Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · 20/07/2023
I hope people re read and let it sink in how very clear this was . Katherine didn’t ask for their identities. In any capacity. Whew This is damning.
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Xaoc @xaoc.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
MUTUAL AID UPDATE! We are at $763. At 1k I release the single sexy pic of me in existence. Let’s get my best friend out of a lousy situation.
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