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Chris

@tehislander.bsky.social

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Big man on a tiny island | He/Him Stan for all my 🏳️‍⚧️ homies. 🏳️‍🌈 ally "leader of the milf fan club" ask to see my shirt! 18+ The Che Guevara of OnlyFans - anon Has left bsky due the lack of leadership & accountability.

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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

“We’re sorry this handle slipped though” Jay it’s been over a week. I honestly feel as if you have not listened at all.

Minimum effort
Maximum efficiency-it

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

I knew you would know the truth!

Simposns meme saying don’t make me tap the sign. The sign says. Nikki is always right.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

Has BlueSky leadership issued an apology yet? No? Imma head out. (Its been great to meet you all but I can’t stick around if this is the vibe)

Scooby and Shaggy looking at eachother and then walking out the door.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Some get this man an invite!

UPS workers on strike, with a man holding a sign saying “spread some cheese on this cracker”

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

You see what you all are doing?!

Simpsons “don’t make me tap the sign” meme with No scarin the hoes on the sign!

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Here is a pic of my last dream!

black void of nothing

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

I thought they all ran to Beta Island!

Map showing various islands in Bermuda. Beta island is highlighted.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Today, we're honoring the legacy of Bermudian Mary Prince, a trailblazing abolitionist whose autobiography played a pivotal role in the passage of the Emancipation Bill on July 22, 1833.

Bermudian Mary Prince played an important role in the abolition of slavery

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Good morning Bsky! It’s flat fuck Friday my fucking losers!

It’s flat fuck Friday my fucking losers.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Yeah, I buy NFT's
N-arcotics
F
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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

This is literally me (at one point)

An embryo smoking a joint.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

damn it worked.... ummm....

woman holing a white sign that says "go on"

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

lady holding a sign that says "go on"

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

this is figuratively me

Major Lazer with two baddies created out of cannabis smoke

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

I’m here bub!

Me taking a draw from a beautifully hand rolled joint.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

We do kick ass when I come to sunsets lol this was the other night here

Orange and pink sky as the sun sets over Bermuda the view is looking out over the white roofs looks at the North Shore.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

Smoke got in her eye.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Nancy Reagan mentioned!

A bird eating a large fish with it stuck half in its mouth.

Dicks, apparently - Fish
Nancy Reagan - Bird

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Tiger woods on his knees on the green.

respectfully fell to my knees

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

this is literally me

Me laying in bed giving a cheeky smile.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Simpsons “Don’t make me tap the sign” meme. The sign says No Scarin The Hoes

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

There was a bug yesterday that hid the image on the TL but showed it on Quote.

screenshots of skeet saying "is this your king"

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Ace boy is upset? Can we get back to why we have not had a apology in 7 days now?

The asshat Clarkson saying "oh no!, Anyway"

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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Quick rule around here mate. WE SUPPORT SEX WORKERS we don't dunk on them like you!

We support sex workers in this house.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

It’s 100% him or this wouldn’t be up.

Scene shot of Drills tweet complaining about Corn Dad.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Is this your king? Huh?

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Did he ever.

Bird app screen of Dril tweeting moaning about Corn Dad

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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Drop something blue from your camera roll.

A longtail flying over a beach in Bermuda. The Atlantic Ocean is behind with of the shades of blue visible.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

For anyone wondering, the strain is called "Freakshow" and it looks like this in full bloom.

Freakshow strain a full bloom. The leaves have more a fern look to them.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Good morning Bsky!

Time for another day. I am not prepared but I will do it.

A racoon in bed.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Man walking out from behind a tree in a fly yellow suit, rubbing his hands.

**RIZZ**

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Deleting a reply

yeeting a baby into the sky

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

Hey @bsky.app thanks for the invite code. Small small issue, see most of my mates are black and I really can't invite them over here until we get some type of an APOLOGY from the higher ups! k thanks bye

1 invite code availabe

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

But, but

Robert's Rules says we got to have minutes of the meeting, right? These the minitues.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

Simpsons screens of Homer talking to Marge:
I can't take his money
I can't print my own money
I have to work of money!
Why don't I just lie down and die?!

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

VHS and chill?

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

I'm just so proud

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

You’re doing amazing sweetie

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

For sure! They had quite the time during lockdown here.

An eagle, a birdie? No ... a cow on the golf course at the St Regis hotel, in St George’s.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

mentally, I'm here

A cow on the beach in Bermuda during lockdown. She visited the beach day after day.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

We know.

Source?
I told me

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

Me too!

Source?

"I made it up"

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

Good morning bluesky

Forg with the text, I wake up -> I am put in a situation

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

the year is 2023. it is the hottest summer on record the year is 2024. it is the hottest summer on record the year is 2025. it is the hottest summer on record the year is 2026. it is the hottest summer on record the year is 2027. it is the h

Dr Manhattan sitting on Mars alone.

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

I have a lot of reaction images. But none of them can even be used on the shit you just said bro

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Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

We (Bermuda) updated our bills to be vertical!

Bermuda Monetary Authority, specimen set of the 2009 issue, comprising $2, $5, $10, $20, $50 and $100, all serial number 000000, multicoloured, wonderful images of native birds, fish and frogs, reverse with buildings of Bermuda, three cancellation holes and red SPECIMEN overprints

Bermuda Monetary Authority, specimen set of the 2009 issue, comprising $2, $5, $10, $20, $50 and $100, all serial number 000000, multicoloured, wonderful images of native birds, fish and frogs, reverse with buildings of Bermuda, three cancellation holes and red SPECIMEN overprints

Bermuda Monetary Authority, specimen set of the 2009 issue, comprising $2, $5, $10, $20, $50 and $100, all serial number 000000, multicoloured, wonderful images of native birds, fish and frogs, reverse with buildings of Bermuda, three cancellation holes and red SPECIMEN overprints

Bermuda Monetary Authority, specimen set of the 2009 issue, comprising $2, $5, $10, $20, $50 and $100, all serial number 000000, multicoloured, wonderful images of native birds, fish and frogs, reverse with buildings of Bermuda, three cancellation holes and red SPECIMEN overprints

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

if you block me, this is who you are blocking

Me as a chubby baby

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

They are on that one already it seems.

DVD cover for the Deadliest Snatch

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

WE SUPPORT SEX WORKERS IN THIS HOUSE

WE SUPPORT SEX WORKERS IN THIS HOUSE

Chris @tehislander.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

I’m up! I’m up! I have Mondays uniform on!

Me wearing a I heart hot moms shirt