small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I woke up with a headache and I've lost all sense of self 020
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 17/04/2025tasmania is beautiful beyond all expectations however I am really looking forward to getting back to melbourne and buying a new vape 1140
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 05/04/2025she also said "autism week awareness" after I shared an anecdote about my dad, which is probably the sickest burn ever 0100
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 05/04/2025left mum alone for 3 minutes and she told my mates how I got broken up with for the first time 1190
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025bought 5 bras online and they actually fit 0140
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 29/03/2025the good thing about getting my wisdoms out is that my teeth no longer feel weird. the bad thing is that I can feel stitches dissolving in my mouth. 040
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I would love this weather a lot more if I didn't have to go out in it 0131
Reposted by small marzipan pigFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 16/03/2025All I ask is to be loved for who I’m pretending to be. 04112
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 17/03/2025listening to robbie williams and crying 020
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I have to be the most hungover bitch at the airport for some reason 170
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 11/03/2025tracking the impending psychotic break through someone's posting 3190
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I need to stop having the edibles that incapacitate me for 20 hours 3120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 07/03/2025taking bets on tomorrows hash browns consumption 120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 04/03/2025an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this 2100
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 26/02/2025they should call ramen yumen instead because it's yum 0120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 26/02/2025we never talk about how difficult it is to wear a baseball cap with a curly bob 040
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 25/02/2025having a beer on the balcony and spying on my neighbours. TGIF 080
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I need to eat something really yummy or I will perish 0110
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 25/02/2025a cool part of laying in the park is when you get itchy all over 060
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I blame robbie williams for my soft spot for pretty boys with severe mental health issues 170
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025(3 minutes in to the Robbie Williams movie) this is the best thing I've ever seen 2151
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025being executed for crimes against scrambled egg. my guillotine is being set up outside of degani northcote plaza as we speak 0130
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 19/02/2025just had a sea salt-mint-passionfruit mentos that changed my life 0110
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 17/02/2025first day jobless was a success (I didn't spend the entire day thinking violent thoughts) 2190
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 13/02/2025going into my last day of work with a sausage roll and a bottle full of electrolytes, as god intended 0151
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I would move to the gold coast and be a loyal customer 130
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Robbie Williams should cover pink pony club 1120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 10/02/2025got asked what I thought about someone in my last week at this job 0220
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 09/02/2025more of a cultural reference point, I'd say 030
