small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 17/04/2025tasmania is beautiful beyond all expectations however I am really looking forward to getting back to melbourne and buying a new vape 1140
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 05/04/2025left mum alone for 3 minutes and she told my mates how I got broken up with for the first time 1190
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 01/04/2025bought 5 bras online and they actually fit 0140
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 29/03/2025the good thing about getting my wisdoms out is that my teeth no longer feel weird. the bad thing is that I can feel stitches dissolving in my mouth. 040
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I would love this weather a lot more if I didn't have to go out in it 0131
Reposted by small marzipan pigFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 16/03/2025All I ask is to be loved for who I’m pretending to be. 04112
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I have to be the most hungover bitch at the airport for some reason 170
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 11/03/2025tracking the impending psychotic break through someone's posting 3190
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I need to stop having the edibles that incapacitate me for 20 hours 3120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 07/03/2025taking bets on tomorrows hash browns consumption 120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 04/03/2025an australian cafe would charge you $40 for this 2100
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 26/02/2025they should call ramen yumen instead because it's yum 0120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 26/02/2025we never talk about how difficult it is to wear a baseball cap with a curly bob 040
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 25/02/2025having a beer on the balcony and spying on my neighbours. TGIF 080
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I need to eat something really yummy or I will perish 0110
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 25/02/2025a cool part of laying in the park is when you get itchy all over 060
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I blame robbie williams for my soft spot for pretty boys with severe mental health issues 170
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025(3 minutes in to the Robbie Williams movie) this is the best thing I've ever seen 2151
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 22/02/2025being executed for crimes against scrambled egg. my guillotine is being set up outside of degani northcote plaza as we speak 0130
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 19/02/2025just had a sea salt-mint-passionfruit mentos that changed my life 0110
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 17/02/2025first day jobless was a success (I didn't spend the entire day thinking violent thoughts) 2190
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 13/02/2025going into my last day of work with a sausage roll and a bottle full of electrolytes, as god intended 0151
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Robbie Williams should cover pink pony club 1120
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 10/02/2025got asked what I thought about someone in my last week at this job 0220
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 09/02/2025bought a banh mi for $9 today. life is good. 1361
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I'm sure the attractively person not looking in my direction on public transport will fall in love with me. I can feel it in my bones. 2270
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 05/02/2025the body keeps the score (6 glasses of wine) 280
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 01/02/2025pro tip: if you can't sleep, just think of Sabrina Carpenter's hit song Espresso. entertainment for hours! 2110
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 30/01/2025this isn't very nearly unemployed of me but I really want some caviar 1140
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 29/01/2025taking your bra off at the bar then yapping at your parents (sober, 11 hour time difference) on the walk home - not something I've tried before but would wholeheartedly recommend 070
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 29/01/2025they're calling it two bottles wednesday 1200
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 29/01/2025saw a cookie that looked exactly like a boob + nipple. sadly no pic. 2121
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 29/01/2025today I tried to be at work really early and got there at 8.58 3220
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I'm just a girl, standing in front of a banh mi, asking him to love her 170
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 27/01/2025aren't we all bone broth, in our own way? 1245
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I'm such a crazy chick, just put soup dumplings in my noodle soup. bonkers! 3230
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 27/01/2025at least weekly I have to ask myself if I like something just because it's green 1110
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 26/01/2025in an offensively large bed. took me 5 minutes to get from one side to the other. could comfortably sleep 4 adults, potentially 6 if you go top to toe. just little ol' me in here feeling like I'm stranded on the open sea 1140
small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird.bsky.social · 25/01/2025hmmm little pimple on my nose. may as well pick at it until I'm completely unrecognisable 0100
