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Robbie Bett

@teespirit.bsky.social
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Fan of comedy, facts, food, sport, computers, nature. All © ® and TM's due their respective owners. Blue Sky's premier half wisp

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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's the difference between Manchester City and every other football club? Manchester City had their private emails hacked. #CreativeBookingIsEndemicInBusiness&Football #MCFC
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Technically speaking this is not funny 😉
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
UK parents - is your child using Bluesky after 8:30? LOL - Let’s Overanalyse Laughs WTF - Where Twitter Followers? IDGAF - I Daily Glimpse Alf Filth JFC - Jay, Former CEO BTW - Blocked, Takes Weak LMAO - Like My ATProto Opinion STFU - Share Trump Funnies Unceasingly
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
60 years of hurt, now I'm an old man creaking
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Michela Wrong @michelawrong.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Great, spot-on piece in the FT by Ed Luce on the world's far right trillionaire-to-be and his attempt to stoke civil war in the UK "a country in which he has never lived and of which he is galactically ignorant". www.ft.com/content/77af...
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Elon Musk is a real-life Bond villain
The X owner is using his platform to amplify extremist opponents of multiculturalism in Britain
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
My first in a series of World Cup collages for @theguardian.com 👇 www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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Tomas Hirst @tomashirstecon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Also, umm, another big reason not to allow US-hosted AI tools to become a core feed into production because they can be turned off at whim.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Maybe the image will upload this time
Donald Trump stand proudly outside his 'highly successful' 'still a going concern' Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, USA
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Say what you like about Trump but he knows how to gamble 🤨 #ArtOfTheFail
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The owner is about to be punished by becoming the first trillionaire after his IPO. #NoJustice 😒
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've often wondered about ambulance chasing legal companies, 'Have you suffered loss? For compensation call our claims team'. I've suffered my premiums going up because of the extra money milked by claim teams, do they owe me compensation? N.B. Nothing against actual victims, just the legal creamers
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
John Williams is a legend. He even managed to write the music for Harry Potter that was essentially a Jive Bunny megamix of his previous works (elements of Jaws, Star Wars, Indy, ET, Jurassic Park etc)
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who knew the chinless wonder now angling to be the PM, rarely turned up to do his job in fish related meetings and said Brexit would 'make fish British' would turn out to be a liar who rarely turns up to do his job as an MP?🙄 Don't worry, make him PM, he'll fix everything and do his job #WorkShyNige
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Loyalist rioters (egged on by Dulwich College alumni) who, from Republicans POV,are immigrants are committing acts of violence to protest against people committing acts of violence. Violence that couldn't happen cos same Dulwich alum promised his genius idea would fix everything.🙄 #TurdsBackConTroll
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
'Dear Big Tech/social media/AI, We admit that our Online Safety Act is useless/being ignored. If you don't sort yourselves out, we'll gift you loads more tax breaks & platitudes and make sure your AI arms get even more user data & government handouts. You've been warned!' #ImpotentRage
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Super cool go give AI tech companies your data instead of social media tech companies
Starmer outlines new government Al initiatives for young people and jobseekers
Moving on from online harm, Starmer turns to young people.
He says they need to be equipped for the future workforce, announcing that Al tutors will be rolled out to 450,000 children on free school meals to close the attainment gap.
He adds that Al is already helping in places, delivering faster diagnoses in the NHS and reducing court backlogs.
The prime minister also announces the government's new Al job tool "to help those out of work find the right jobs, create their CVs and get back into work".
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Apparently shared by Number 10 comms on their Grok 'please generate me some non consensual images of sexualised women/girls' enabled network of choice.🙄
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Balls up?
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Nigel Farage Listens to the News
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I want my country to have decent people regardless of religion, faith or ethnicity fake ignorant Christians like Vance, Tommeh and Farage et al can take a long walk in to the sea and keep going.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m old enough to remember some rightwingers calling out Obama for having an opinion on Brexit, presumably they’ll be shocked by this
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Weird how no one in the media ever seemed to ask why the popular Labour candidate for Clacton was dumped with no real explanation when it looked like he was going to walk it
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Make sure to whey things Caerphilly before you commit or things curd turn sour.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I have questions.
A man looking out of the window of his sleeper train, as it flies through the air somewhere to the east of Westminster Bridge, presumably moments before Portcullis House is destroyed in a bizarre flying sleeper train disaster. He seems unpeturbed by his imminent death.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm bearing witless looking at Lozza
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's comforting to know that being a lying little weasel isn't particular to one religion, dishonest sorts are equally spread throughout religious groups. Take for example so called Christians who claimed it was 'within the rules', 'went to castles for eye tests', 'got £5m bung for services' 🤷‍♂️
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pretty sure that ~10 years ago (or currently if the mood took them) they'd be saying 'And that's why we need to leave the EU and focus on the Commonwealth instead, someone from with Polish name attacked someone from Victoria's Empire' jabbering on about 'He's not British with that surname' 🙄
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And all because his Royal Anus couldn't accept Obama had a deal that was working and the meltflake threw his rattle from the pram.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Turn the clock back ~10 years and he'd probably be saying something along the lines of 'This is why we need to leave the EU and focus on the Commonwealth' Opportunistic cryp-toad.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Crawled out from under his 'I'm entitled to £5m crypto' rock to see if he can foment another one of his riots, self-serving, benefit scrounging grifter #ChinlessToad
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I can't decide which is the tackier part of the article: Complaining that some people might prefer wired headphones, or pretending that overpriced ear-bud trend wasn't part of an 'in-group' to begin with 🤔
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh and let's make inflation more of a thing so everyone's investments are eroded. 👍👍👍 Oh and let's suck up to a US president who seems hell-bent on upping inflation by closing the Strait because he ripped up a decent agreement because Obama made it. 👍👍👍👍👍 #SendHimTheBill
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So let's make it more likely there'll be more 'left behinds' by allowing pension funds to make riskier investments and banning cash ISAs for under 60s meaning everyone under 60 has to make more speculative bets on overpriced shares. 👍 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Three-quarters of workers not on track for 'moderate' pension income, report suggests
A newly-published report suggests a moderate lifestyle in retirement costs £32,700 for one person and £45,400 for two.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
But you said AI was never sick :(
AI ad:

She outworks everyone.
And she'll never ask for a raise.
Meet your new Al employee.
Always on, never sick and no HR required.
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EuropeanPowell @europeanpowell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
91 free zones in the UK. £64bn of public money. Zero parliamentary debate on the detail. Zero press coverage of the process. Each zone is a statutory instrument, becoming law in 40 days. No vote required. Zone Fever, the silent scandal that must be exposed. open.substack.com/pub/european...
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The Sovereign Individual Goes Local: How UK Free Zones and SEZs Enact the Billionaire Exit Playbook
Ninety-one zones, £64 billion, zero debate. How Britain was carved into corporate enclaves one statutory instrument at a time.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
YouTube is now practically 'Jackanory tell me an AI story' filled with endless scam ads
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If it's anything like the UK there'll always be exemptions for 'essential' 'Lolita' private jets because 'wealth creation' > the overpaid, overrated and self important spreading pathogens
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Don't have enough time on your hands? Find out why Cornish and this interview is sponsored by [Insert overpriced energy swill plug here] #ApopleticGrievance #WhoAl
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
They’re burning wood to power data centres in the UK bylinetimes.com/2026/05/29/k...
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Keir Starmer's Government Allows UK's Biggest Polluter to Power AI by Burning Wood
Conservative, Labour and Liberal Democrat MPs accuse Drax of ‘sleight of hand’ as it sidesteps £460 million government subsidy conditions in order to power AI
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Still don't know why they didn't keep the original plans for anyone who's ever had any involvement in tax havens. Decent UK based family farms would've avoided the tax, inexplicably popular tv show hosts/vacuum cleaner salesmen could've been made to cough up for the crap that dropped farmers in it.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 01/06/2026
(Labour didn't get it badly wrong on inheritance tax for farmers – it's ended up reinstating a tax loophole that means working tenant farmers have to compete with billionaires seeking tax breaks to buy farmland. It's also why farmland's value is inflated vs its revenue capacity.)
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Yesterday I witnessed something extraordinary: the author Sarah Wynn-Williams sitting silent on a stage at @hayfestival.bsky.social. And she got a standing ovation. I hope the attempt to censor her backfires magnificently. I have just ordered her book. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Meta legal action forces Facebook whistleblower to sit in silence at Hay festival
Sarah Wynn-Williams did not speak during event after lawyers warned of possible sanctions from tech firm
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/06/2026
Please, please start putting iced buns on lampposts
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The very definition of a work-shy benefit scrounger.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Boris '2 letters' Johnson would've been gifted a column in a paper the day after saying how 'He'd been pro EU all along and actually voted remain' but how 'the UK now needed his leadership to forge better relations with the bloc'. Farage would be still grifting a living as an MEP by not turning up.😉
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
How unfortunate (absolutely muddy ducking hilarious) would it be if he had to disclose his Coutts bank balances for the period when he was "debanked" for not having the cash?🤔
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Briton Teespirit has been exiled from 'Rothermere Bog Roll' @dailymail.co.uk cos he said something they disagreed with & wouldn't gift him loads of benefits for giving a critical voice that didn't blow smoke up their/pointless columnist Hitchens arse. More contrived BS as we get it. #PotholeFillers
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In his latest ring-piece @teespirit.bsky.social in 'Rothermere Bog Roll' rightly states how being a columnist is the ultimate non-job that produces nothing of value, how columnists should be on minimum wage and be made to fill pot-holes for 35 hours per week for a real societal benefit. #ProperOpEd
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