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Robbie Bett

@teespirit.bsky.social
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Fan of comedy, facts, food, sport, computers, nature. All © ® and TM's due their respective owners. Blue Sky's premier half wisp

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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Maybe the image will upload this time
Donald Trump stand proudly outside his 'highly successful' 'still a going concern' Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, USA
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Say what you like about Trump but he knows how to gamble 🤨 #ArtOfTheFail
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
'Dear Big Tech/social media/AI, We admit that our Online Safety Act is useless/being ignored. If you don't sort yourselves out, we'll gift you loads more tax breaks & platitudes and make sure your AI arms get even more user data & government handouts. You've been warned!' #ImpotentRage
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
He's also never even met Nathan Gill
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Talkie says 'What do you have against hot pieces of crumpet?' #BoysFromTheDwarf
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Here's Johnny
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Reisling Witherspoons? #celebritywine #doublepunthreat
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You've just made me think about how these two would be either on there, or writing about things they'd seen on there
Les Dawson's 70s gossipy comedy characters called Cissie and Ada, the one has rollers in dressed in the floral 'lots of brown' pallet of the era. One is laughing at something off scene and the other is looking non-plussed and fixing their gaze just below the camera
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is, no"
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Temu £5million security team in the background. #WellLaundered
Griftform's Nigel Farage has a smug grin on his chinless face while backed up by 2 distinctly average dudes who look like they've just got off security guarding Claire's against teen girls stealing scrunchies. It's no wonder Nige won't surgeries in Clacton, if they can't control teenage girls, they'll struggle with anything bigger holding lactose products
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Richard Osman seen here kneeling for his OBE 🤨
Princess Anne in a gilded investiture room pinning the OBE on Richard's chest at 6 foot 7 he'd towering over the princess despite being on a lower step (he's not actually kneeling but giving his height he could still be taller than Anne if he was)
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
'far right arse hat tempt'?🤔 #EpsteinAdjacents
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Leave St Nigel of the Grifto Crypto alone! He's talking
An altered image of the Brass Eye 'Paedogeddon!' featuring Phil Collins. This image has been changed from Phil endorsing 'Nonce Sense' wearing a 'Nonce Sence' t-shirt to Nigel Farage in the same setting as Phil but Nigel's face has replaced Phil's and the t-shirt now reads 'Conman Sense'
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
They should've stuck with the original
King Charles III meets wannabe King Trump The Bonespurs
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Drake knows
Drake meme (rapper Drake in orange puffer jacket and yellow Jordan t-shirt) has his hand up blocking in the top image with the phrase 'Going after national wealth extraction via tax havens'. The image below is Drake wagging his approving finger and smiling at the phrase 'Getting rid of the triple lock to make up the difference'
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It's ok, the flat is probably owned by some evil demonic UK resident pensioner. + all private landlords are satanic biddies who all have substandard property and refuse to let their tenants dry laundry inside and make them keep the windows closed #HangEmAll #CorpLandlordsInTaxHavensAreSimplyBetter
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He's going to Trump Plaza the world. 🤔
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sorry to be a hipster/snob but I preferred the books
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Marvellous, though for a second I thought the avian on the shelf was an homage to Professor Yaffle
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Which is exactly why the UK needs Griftform and Tricky Dicky Tice in charge, they'll weed out dodgy dealings. 🤨
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's a 'wonderful little secret' 🤨 #TooSoon?
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Are those "satanic, demonic, child sacrificing monsters" the ones he shares 'wonderful secrets' with?🤔
The image that appeared in Epstein's 50th birthday book signed by dude who scribbles his signature and was really good friends with USA's Jimmy Savile.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Zlatan in birthing stirrups
Zlatan is resting on Zlatan's bed in Zlatan's bedroom propped up against Zlatan's desk. There are posters of other footballers on Zlatan's wall along with a PSG shirt that has Zlatan's surname on it. The sheets on the bed are Zlatan's. Zlatan has his legs in a birthing position while reading a labour soothing book about Brazilian Ronaldo, Zlatan likes reading about Ronaldo when having contractions.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Leeeeeroy Jeeeennnkkkkkinnnssss! They have not notes, but at least they've got chicken
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump's team going full David Davis. Piling in to a negotiation with nothing but bravado and an attitude. 🤔 #NeverGoFullDavidDavis
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
All the way to Peru, loads of hiking, loads of time, money and effort spent and zero sign of the promised 'Massive Pikachu' 🤬
Famous Peruvian landmark of Machu Picchu
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fan-podi-dozi
Mrs and Mr Crankie
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Barnet botherer aka Heir Smyth in Berlin
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Modern Woolies, WH Smith and probably Boots branding. Here's how Woolies, Smiths looked circa 1960-70s, the era the clothing reflects.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
USA the sublime vs USA the ridi-clueless
Rocket Artemis II launches, text in image reads "The crew of Artemis II, now bound for the Moon."Pussy Grabber in Chief Donald Just-a-jackass Trump stands behind a lectern spouting off like the crappy door to door salesman who you can't get rid of.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Oi leftie, we need to be more concerned about milkshakes that could be THERMO-NUCLEAR warheads. Nige the messiah was nearly ATOMIZED! 🤨😉
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Howard knows how to fix it. Life imitating art
The Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System is a malfunctioning space toilet designed by Howard Wolowitz for the International Space Station, central to the episode "The Classified Materials Turbulence."
Overview of the Space Toilet
In The Big Bang Theory, Howard Wolowitz designs a special zero-gravity toilet for NASA, officially called the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Waste Disposal System (mockingly referred to by Raj as the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity Human Waste Distribution System) and deployed on the International Space Station. The toilet is intended to handle human waste in microgravity but contains a design flaw in the diverter valve, causing it to fail after approximately ten flushes.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
From the team that brought us 'That milkshake could've been a thermo-nuclear bomb' we get 'Don't worry about it, everyone dies in the end'
UK career politician and full time benefit scrounging grifter Nigel Farage is wearing a suit that appears to be covered in ejaculate discharged from the loins of his fan girls.... No, my mistake, it's a milkshake. Someone has thrown a milkshake at him. He is wearing a nice tie though, it's purple with small pink triangles and smaller light blue squares, his shirt is light pink.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
King of medical deferments Cadet Bonespurs dishing out lectures on 'delayed courage'. Get stuffed, ya daft cankled tw@t. We'll send ships to fix your c0ck up the day after you've taken Tehran single handed. #GearUpD1ckhead
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PARAPPA THE RAPPER
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
While draft dodger DJT was stacking up deferments to avoid his service. Robert Mueller was doing this: 👇 DJT insults allied sacrifices and repeatedly his own country. It'll be a good day when DJT can spend more time with his best friend Jeff Ep. #Jacka$$
After waiting a year so a knee injury could heal, Mueller was accepted for officer training in the United States Marine Corps in 1968, attending training at Parris Island, Officer Candidate School, Army Ranger School, and Army jump school. Of these, he said later that he considered Ranger School the most valuable because he felt "more than anything teaches you about how you react with no sleep and nothing to eat."

In the summer of 1968, he was sent to South Vietnam, where he served as a rifle platoon leader as a second lieutenant with Second Platoon, H Company, 2nd Battalion, 4th Marines, 3rd Marine Division. On December 11, 1968, during an engagement in Operation Scotland II, he earned the Bronze Star with "V" device for combat valor for rescuing a wounded Marine under enemy fire during an ambush in which he saw half of his platoon become casualties. In April 1969, he received an enemy gunshot wound in the thigh, recovered, and returned to lead his platoon until June 1969. For his service in and during the Vietnam War, his military decorations and awards included additionally, the Purple Heart, two Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medals with Combat "V", Combat Action Ribbon, National Defense Service Medal, Vietnam Service Medal with four service stars, Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross, Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal, and Parachutist Badge.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Trump's foot x-ray has just been leaked. #BoneSpurs
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
0-Donmentional tic-tac-toe #KingDumbass #5DChessMartin
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I should've totally recalled this issue. Curse my mamories.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The 51st state's wanna be governor Nigel 'Tea-rater' Farage is happy to lap up gallons of DJT's spittle. #GriftformLLC Such a Salacious Crumb to the USA's Jabba the Hutt #QuislingNige web.archive.org/web/20140616...
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
DJT the 1D chess playing pigeon #Strut
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Lo-leave-em Express?🤔
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Seeing as the Dow is now below 50,000 dollars 🤨 has Pam Bondi put the Epstein files back on the agenda?
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He's loving it
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It's put a smile on someone's face
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Peacing the Sh1t out of the place.
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
They're heading to the elite branded air raid shelter #VuittonBrandIsBetter 🤨😉
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Robbie Bett @teespirit.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Is that the same Department for War that attacks countries without the approval of congress and threatens allies? 🤔 #AltmanIsMuskLevelStupid
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