Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sounds like you got the mandatory Gemini AI upgrade with the vocal fryyyy 001
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Omg it's Braxton!!! Congratulations, so happy for you guys! 010
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaLily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026All new HEY RANDY with special celebrity guest @timbaltz.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social 2326816
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wow super delayed reaction - I had a nightmare about this last night 😳 010
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Are we just blowing past the illegal part which is the part that’s happening in the present 351118126
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm so psyched to listen to this one! I love them!! 130
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaErin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. dream guests @mitchsilpa.bsky.social & Nicole Parker! Hosted by Jan & Beebo! (Me & Seth Morris!) Coma wives! Dream demons! Comedic actor Daniel Day Lewis & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com 4293
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It puts me in a really great mood that allows me to disconnect from the week! 000
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@brettmorris.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social I'm listening to the Neighborhood Listen Q&A where you talk about what folks are doing while they listen. I listen on Friday nights while I'm scooping ice cream and waiting for my gummy to kick in, in preparation for a chill out evening with my wife 😁 120
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@pftompkins.bsky.social catching up on the live shows and this is the second time I've heard you reference Henry's Dream. That's my favorite album of his. No one I know even knows who Nick Cave is! What was your reaction the first time you heard Wild God? That song in particular takes my breath away 000
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 21/08/2026What I'm hearing from you is that you think we shouldn't keep repeating just about every word another person says, just to show that we're actively listening. Ugh, I know! 140
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comPaul F Tompkins: It's All I Think AboutALT: Paul F Tompkins: It's All I Think About 040
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Philly people: I have a ticket for sale to the Foo Fighters / @qotsa-official.bsky.social show tomorrow 8/13. Just looking to get back what I paid: $185.50. Section M10, row 13, seat 7. I take Venmo and I will transfer in the Ticketmaster app. Please let me know ASAP! 100
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This guy needs a conservatorship 0156794
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Hey there’s a deadly virus going around, let’s not stand close together and let’s wear a little mask like a doctor does for a little while, if we all do it at the same time it’ll help” “YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!” 0130089
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Is anyone more cartoonishly pathetic than the weak little babies yelling at Fauci The saddest YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME toddlers who just couldn’t fuckin pitch in like everybody else 13082397
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Just when I thought I might be able to catch up on the massive backlog I built up during the first legs of the tour! 020
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Just listened to the SHS/NL crossover and I think it was the best one yet! Hearing Joan & Dug's chemistry from a parallel universe was bizarrely heartwarming ❤️ 030
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out! 03848423
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 10/07/2026How serious? I have a few but I'm concerned they may depress everyone for real 010
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Just listened to the Neighborhood Listen on @cbbworld.bsky.social with Nicole Parker, @pftompkins.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social and @michaelawatkins.bsky.social. The contents of Dug's gift bag followed by Michaela's "bye, slut" got me so bad that I aspirated on my veggie dog 020
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I'm 3 weeks behind but I'm looking forward to hearing it, eventually! That's awesome!! 110
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It is! But maybe it's a Dug from a different universe? 030
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I've heard of BR, but BL?? @cbbworld.bsky.social 140
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It's a true 5-stooler in Philly! @cbbworld.bsky.social 1271
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Anyone need one VIP ticket for the @cbbworld.bsky.social Philly show? It's Row A and you don't want @scottaukerman.bsky.social lamenting an open seat right up front! 092
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Anyone need one VIP ticket for the Philly show? It's Row A and you don't want Scott lamenting an open seat right up front! 000
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 06/06/2026static.klipy.comAttaboy! Scott Aukerman on CBBAlt: Attaboy! Scott Aukerman on CBB 020
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 06/06/2026In time for the Philly show?? @figurecollections.bsky.social 110
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 03/06/2026God damn it Google Maps, no spoilers!!!!! @cbbworld.bsky.social 010
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 28/05/2026@scottaukerman.bsky.social I am so worried that you're going to beef your foot while imitating the robot who falls down dancing to Michael Jackson. Stop tempting fate on the @cbbworld.bsky.social tour!! 020
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 22/05/2026For me it was when @girlwithatail.bsky.social said "feeling bad" instead of badly last week 130
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/05/2026This month I got to act in a super-indie film in a way I’ve never had the opportunity to do before and it was thrilling and humbling. The film just wrapped and now money is needed for post-production! There’s so much crazy shit going on right now but if you can, throw in a buck? gofund.me/0eb5c84a2gofund.meDonate to Help Scout Tafoya Bring His Film to Life, organized by Scout TafoyaI am a filmmaker named Scout Tafoya and I am in a bind. I'm supposed to be makin… Scout Tafoya needs your support for Help Scout Tafoya Bring His Film to Life 4456114
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14/05/2026youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...youtu.beThe American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday)YouTube video by Baked Goods 055279
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I am interested in exactly one specific medical update concerning this particular individual 1121578
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 12/05/2026That's the incorrect smile to deploy during a speech like this 000
Reposted by Ted VoltolinaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Look I don’t want to talk about this and no one is making me but let me just say: if you want your balls to be bigger you are dumb. The factory settings male body has many day-in day-out convenient features, but balls? A lot of worry! Whatever size you got? KEEP EM THERE 1148979
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 10/05/2026That reminds me, has she come across these in her hunt for supplements? They were recommended to me for depression but I think they're duds because I'm still miserable 110
Ted Voltolina @tedvoltolina.bsky.social · 10/05/2026@kulapvilaysack.bsky.social happy mother's day! 000
