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Ted

@tedrollsdice.bsky.social
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You can call me Ted, but most people don't call me that. I play Dungeons & Dragons, homebrew my own mead, play video games, and read. 🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
youtu.be/J1yRurGLbH8?... This doesn't look good.
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Trump built a new passport.gov website
YouTube video by The Drey Dossier
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Trump is blasting barriers in national parks now.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
youtube.com/shorts/9-P5i... They want us all dead.
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NEWS: Trump quietly relocated ICE agent who killed Renee Good and let him back to work.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Don’t forget to vote Yes today! 💚
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/03/2026
American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026
“DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING, I ORGASMED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE WAKING UP NUDE IN HEAVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! I DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM!” said President Trump
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Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel
NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had ...
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Go make some good trouble today. 💚
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Sunsong23 @sunsong23.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Spread this dear ones: "Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week. Let's get this to TREND! Answered that for you
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/03/2026
The wrong guy died today.
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/02/2026
Well, this should be a record-breaking day nokings.org
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No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
youtube.com/shorts/k4p3r... Disgusting behavior out of Quakertown Police chief Scott McElree.
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Scott decided to cosplay as a fascist and ended up acting like one too.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I refuse to let them shut down elections. We'll hold them ourselves if we have to.
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 09/01/2026
Donald Trump's complete disregard for the safety of Americans is disgusting and appalling. If you are going to protest, do so peacefully. Don’t feed into their chaos.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
No justice, no peace. We need to be in the streets and getting this dictator out of the white house! #FuckIce #FuckTrump
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
At what point do we collectively agree that the government isn't keeping it's end of the bargain and start tearing it down? Asking for a friend.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/01/2026
The bad news is that it appears CBS News has fallen. The good news is that independent media has been ready for this moment. Join us: meidasplus.com
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Wishfulthinking @omaproud.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Social Security is our money that we put aside for retirement. It does not belong to Congress.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I demand Trump be impeached for this illegal war!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
On the bright side, your New Year could have started this way.
Screenshot of a post by the account “Canada Hates Trump” using satire to comment on the American empire, referencing a performance at Mar-a-Lago. Below the text is a photo taken on a stage under blue lighting showing a man in a white shirt, vest, and baseball cap holding a microphone and leaning toward a costumed Ninja Turtle character while other performers and audience members hold up phones to record.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/01/2026
My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Way to go, Cincinnati! Protesters “welcomed” JD Vance back to Ohio. Demonstrators lined the route of Vance’s motorcade. Signs reading “Yes, It’s Cold. We Won’t Stop,” “Stop the Cover-Up,” and “JD Protects Pedophiles.”
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Hegseth graduated from shitty news host to war criminal. How auspicious of him.
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Mar-rick @marrickg.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Something about the shooting yesterday doesn't feel right. It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence. Now the NG is not leaving DC.
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Trump vows to 'permanently pause' migration from 'third world countries' after National Guard shooting
The president called for "reverse migration" in a lengthy social media post late on Thanksgiving and said that he wanted to deport anyone "non-compatible with Western Civilization."
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈⚡️ErickA Electric⚡️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @erickaelectric.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Melania Trump didn't qualify for an EB-1 visa and was paid for modeling in the U.S. in 1996 while on a tourist visa, which doesn't allow employment. Working on this visa is fraud and also disqualifies her. She also lied about work history on her immigration application,which is NATURALIZATION FRAUD.
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yobaba @yobaba.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Everything Trumpiggy does starts from the premise: how do we avoid the law/rule. He should be rotting in a cell for all the crimes he has committed and the criminal behavior he has fostered.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Thanks Friday's, I didn't want lunch anyway.
What you paid forWhat you got
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19/10/2025
This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Found this today, and it's kind of a mood tbh.
A trash receptacle with entertaining graffiti.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
youtu.be/uleKvJ5Xsw8?...
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Exposing the American Gulag
YouTube video by Scott Carney
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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I have felt sick to my stomach all day about this horrific news, and it has yet to be covered by MSM, or even acknowledged by the WH. 🔊 JUSTICE FOR TREY REED. ⏰ NOW. ‼️‼️‼️
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
😔 The Russians are brainwashing our children in the temporarily occupied territory of the Zaporizhzhia region and using them for propaganda purposes.
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Arizona Eagletarian @eagletarian.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY?... Never do this. Extremely illegal.
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It's Illegal to Say
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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Miles Howard @milesperhoward.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Let me tell you. Lazy people. Those who want to lie around on the sofa, eating chips, watching Fox News. Will be the types that tell you that immigrants are stealing all of the jobs.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
youtube.com/shorts/Kxmba... It's because of this that Luigi did what he did. Modern American insurance is a mafia protection racket.
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What Sick People in America ACTUALLY Fear
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This is a United States Senator mocking the assassination of a Minnesota legislator and her husband. He pretends to be a good Mormon. He’s a sick fuck.
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Meg • Turner @inkedwerdsmith.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It’s the old deliberate incitement of a peaceful protest into a violent riot to justify their actions aka the “we just following orders” tactic. American “Peace Officers” need to put down their issued copies of “Mein Kampf” and start exercising their right to refuse manifestly unlawful orders.
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Robert Saint Lawrence @robertsaintlawrence.bandcamp.com · 15/06/2025
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 15/06/2025
Thank you for your attention to this matter! #NoKings
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irunamuk @irunamuk.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Two Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, State Senator John Hoffman and State Representative Melissa Hortman, were shot in their own homes overnight.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy No King's Day. If you're out protesting, stay safe. America will never bow to a king!
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Red states are actually gerrymandered Blue states
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Reminder to ICE: Do not lay hands on American citizens. Video, photos, and personal information have been recorded. Actions have consequences. If you have information to share, email report@ourparks.org. Your safety is our top priority, never forget that.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 03/06/2025
I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee. These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment. Read my full letter to my colleagues here: crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett Officially Announces Candidacy for Ranking Member of House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
WASHINGTON – Today, Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett officially announced that she is running to serve as Ranking Member of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Marie Antionette said: "Let them eat cake." Donald Trump said: "Make America great." I wonder if they will share the same fate.
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