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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It was always a grift. She took the fall and was promised comfort. Those who offer aid to and comfort to traitors..

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Don’t forget to vote Yes today! 💚

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/03/2026

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/03/2026

“DUE TO TO THE TENOR AND DEPTH OF THIS FEMALE ANGEL’S LOVE MAKING, I ORGASMED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE WAKING UP NUDE IN HEAVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! I DID NOT WEAR A CONDOM!” said President Trump

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Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had ...

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Go make some good trouble today. 💚

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Sunsong23 @sunsong23.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Spread this dear ones: "Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week. Let's get this to TREND! Answered that for you

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

So I only need to bankrupt 28 businesses to be president and ruler of a cult? If only i could get a small loan of a million dollars, then i too could be president.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

UPS shouldn't be run for profit. It's our goddamn mail service.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/03/2026

The wrong guy died today.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Fucking Fetterman. I thought he was gonna be different, but he's as bad as the rest.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Every accusation.. Fuck it. We all know their playbook. Time stop stop listening and start acting.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Proof there's two sets of laws. The rich can do whatever they want off the suffering of the rest of us.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Cool, but do you see anyone with authority doing anything, or are we seeing him act with impunity and get away with it?

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

A pessimist. They say every pessimist is a dissapointed optimist.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

No, he has immunity. There is no legal recourse outside of congressional impeachment. We either make that happen, or physically remove him.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Nope. Prepare to act. Keep yourself safe.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I refuse to let them shut down elections. We'll hold them ourselves if we have to.

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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 09/01/2026

Donald Trump's complete disregard for the safety of Americans is disgusting and appalling. If you are going to protest, do so peacefully. Don’t feed into their chaos.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

No justice, no peace. We need to be in the streets and getting this dictator out of the white house! #FuckIce #FuckTrump

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Nintendo actually hates their fans, given their track record.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

At what point do we collectively agree that the government isn't keeping it's end of the bargain and start tearing it down? Asking for a friend.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Yeah okay, and I'm king of the moon.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

It's not enough to just make sure its only congress. Are they going to ignore the current war he staryed in Venezuela?

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I can be mad about all 3, idkcabout anyone else.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

My heart grows heavier every day. I cannot physically maintain the outward rage i feel inside. The cracks are forming and i know I'm not alone.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

They want us shooting each other i guess.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/01/2026

The bad news is that it appears CBS News has fallen. The good news is that independent media has been ready for this moment. Join us: meidasplus.com

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

2049 is gonna be huge for all the wrong reasons, and also not what we hoped for. Back to the future taught me this. I still want a freaking hoverboard.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Cut to Today where the president bombs Venezuela and takes Maduro hostage over oil.

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Wishfulthinking @omaproud.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Social Security is our money that we put aside for retirement. It does not belong to Congress.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I demand Trump be impeached for this illegal war!

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

The sheer irony of his final statement is bewildering.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

On the bright side, your New Year could have started this way.

Screenshot of a post by the account “Canada Hates Trump” using satire to comment on the American empire, referencing a performance at Mar-a-Lago. Below the text is a photo taken on a stage under blue lighting showing a man in a white shirt, vest, and baseball cap holding a microphone and leaning toward a costumed Ninja Turtle character while other performers and audience members hold up phones to record.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/01/2026

My main takeaway from the Jack Smith testimony: we should push our presidential candidate to make him Attorney General in 2029.

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

It's disgraceful that the federal government refuses to look out for It's constituents on a regular basis.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Way to go, Cincinnati! Protesters “welcomed” JD Vance back to Ohio. Demonstrators lined the route of Vance’s motorcade. Signs reading “Yes, It’s Cold. We Won’t Stop,” “Stop the Cover-Up,” and “JD Protects Pedophiles.”

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Hegseth graduated from shitty news host to war criminal. How auspicious of him.

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Mar-rick @marrickg.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Something about the shooting yesterday doesn't feel right. It feels too convenient. A vetted Afgan national that was granted asylum, randomly shoots a National Guardsman near the WH for no reason right when the NG was set to leave DC because there was no violence. Now the NG is not leaving DC.

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Trump vows to 'permanently pause' migration from 'third world countries' after National Guard shooting

The president called for "reverse migration" in a lengthy social media post late on Thanksgiving and said that he wanted to deport anyone "non-compatible with Western Civilization."

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Ted @tedrollsdice.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

"He didn't do it, and if he says he did it I'll retaliate against him." What a baby.

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