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Ted Louis

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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I was the sun, I'd look for shade If I was a bed, I would stay unmade If I was a river I'd run uphill If you call me you know I will And if you call me you know I will
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Liberty (set end) - Grateful Dead - 3-25-1993 - Chapel Hill, NC (set1-09)
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Jay Foreman @jayforeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New #MapMen episode!!! 🗺️ How many languages are there in the world? And can you put them all on one map? (No.) youtu.be/hX21ctsGhNc Share and enjoy!
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Why a Language Map of the World is Impossible
YouTube video by Map Men
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Elwood Blues: Drink More
Alt: Elwood Blues telling the waiter to pour the damn champagne.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just start here and finish the show. Five songs, all covers. The greatest garage band of all time.
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Grateful Dead [1080p Remaster] September 18, 1987 - Madison Square Garden - New York, NY - SBD
YouTube video by Christopher Hazard
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
if anything happens to this Little Guy™️ I am going to throw my television out the window I would die for him
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Platner is the Bernie-Bro Rise of Skywalker.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Grateful Dead - U.S. Blues (Orchard Park, NY 7/4/1989)
YouTube video by Grateful Dead
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sorry, why are you dating someone who hasn't already seen this video? 💘
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/06/2026
New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Obsessed
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Anika Nilles First Show w/ Rush Tom Sawyer
YouTube video by TapeheadToo
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So...
Flatworm mating is a bizarre, highly aggressive ritual known as "penis fencing," practiced by many hermaphroditic marine species. Both worms rear up and duel with dagger-like penises, each trying to stab the other and inject sperm while avoiding being stabbed themselves. The "loser" absorbs the sperm, becoming pregnant and bearing the energy costs of parenthood. The "Penis Fencing" Duel Because flatworms (like the striking Pseudobiceros hancockanus) are simultaneous hermaphrodites, they possess both male (sperm) and female (egg) reproductive organs. However, carrying and laying eggs is highly demanding and drains the worm of valuable energy. The Weapons: The worms emerge with two-pronged, dagger-like penises (stylets).The Strategy: The combatants lunge and grapple, attempting to pierce their partner's skin and inject sperm anywhere on the body—a process called hypodermic or traumatic insemination. The Victor: The first worm to successfully inject sperm is designated as the father, leaving the loser to carry the eggs, nurse the wounds, and bear the burden of pregnancy. Alternative Mating Strategies: Not all flatworms fence in the same way, and some skip the duel entirely: Water Gun Approach: Species like the Persian carpet flatworm (Pseudobiceros bedfordi) don't need pin-point accuracy. They ejaculate a cocktail of sperm that effectively burns its way through the partner's tissues to reach the eggs. Traumatic Insemination: Some smaller flatworms (like Macrostomum hystrix) don't fence; instead, one mounts the other and pierces the skin directly, injecting sperm into the rival's body cavity.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Was Death just being kind, or does even Death know it's not wise to fuck with Granny Weatherwax? Probably a little of both.
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Quebecoiswolf 🔜 Furpoc @quebecoiswolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Angela, nooooooooo!
Homer Simpson diving in front of a bullet.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
One batch, two batch, penny and dime. 💀
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Dániel Varga @vargad88.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Another great insight by Angela, highly recommended! Everyone should be aware what the Trump regime is doing to science and research.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It’s the 250th year of American independence, and the Pope and the King of England are reminding Americans of their revolutionary values, principles, and ideals Somewhere, John Adams is confused as fuck
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.
Peaky Blinders 

no posting that you can go to jail over

no fucking posting that you can go to jail over
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Life changing
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21/04/2026
A man in India made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans on IG with a fake AI influencer • Helped pay for his med school • Tried a liberal version but it didnt work “Democrats know it’s AI slop .. The MAGA crowd is made up [of] super dumb people. And they fall for it" (via WIRED)
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There's probably some hidden cuts in here, but god damn. #Daredevil
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
THE EMPEROR
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
lmfaooo
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Can Tourette’s Be Racist? Covering The BAFTAs Disaster
YouTube video by Sweet Anita
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
New York skin on the Midtown map. Proper.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
From @shouldhavecat.bsky.social
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
As the actual motherfucking President, he has infinity excuses available to him and he managed to pick the absolute worst one. It's almost impressive.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is *the* issue in America today, regardless of whatever other issue is your personal passion. Like, maybe you think climate change is the most important issue facing us today, and you might be right. Until we can break through this bubble, none of it matters.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Death Don't Have No Mercy (2 cam) - Grateful Dead - 10-9-1989 Hampton, Va. (set2-07)
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"I just want to skip the parts where money and racism don't exist."
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Anyone stumbling in here wondering where to begin...
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Grateful Dead [4K Remaster] - - July 17-19 1989 (Downhill From Here) [SBD]
YouTube video by Christopher Hazard
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🌹Maya Rose🌹 LA @mayarosexx.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“Happy New Year” is OVER 🚫
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Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 25/12/2025
Free Ass Beating via Santa.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I love how Jesus says "Truly I tell you," just before he talks an enormous amount of bullshit.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Imagine being this dumb and tasteless. #Pluribus
Two skeets by ‪@radiofreetom.bsky.social‬ which read:

"I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks. 
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue."

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"If you sit down quietly for 7 hours and stare at a screen where nothing happens, you'll not only be relaxed, but you'll be all caught up on #Pluribus"
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Lesly ✨️ @leslyoh.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
#pluribus
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Navigating The American Healthcare System | South Park: The End Of Obesity
YouTube video by South Park Studios
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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two men wearing hard hats and safety goggles are looking at bottles in a warehouse with boxes of clampy in the background
ALT: two men wearing hard hats and safety goggles are looking at bottles in a warehouse with boxes of clampy in the background
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Man, Quentin Tarantino sure is an asshole.
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Ted Louis @tedlouis.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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It’s Christmas, you know what that means… #funnysong #christmas
YouTube video by Carter Vail
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