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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 7h

Well, I’m coming I’m hunting after you Well, I’m running I’m coming after you I’m running I’m hunting after you I’m hunting I’m hunting 🪩 💀 🖤 youtu.be/Z2Benj15-AY?...

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Haunt Me - You Should Know All The Freaks Come Out At Night

YouTube video by Haunt Me

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 8h

As the day stops dead At the place where we're lost I will drug you And fuck you On the Permafrost youtu.be/ZJ2pDwbyxTc?...

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Permafrost (Remastered 2007)

YouTube video by Magazine - Topic

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)

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Santa Ragione @santaragione.com · 10h

LOL

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 9h

Collecting hard times never stopped you youtu.be/fXHGAsenx-Y?...

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Savior

YouTube video by Traitrs - Topic

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 15h

Could someone lock Ghostface, Tom Hardy & Action Bronson in the studio, I would like to feel something warm & pleasant

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 16h

Rewatching the first 5 seasons of Slow Horses to forget that I can’t binge watch all of S6 right away.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"This is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC & your machine just STOLE FROM ME." ⚰️

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pattinson’s performance makes Primetime a much better movie than it is. When he’s offscreen, there’s too much space to realize how unremarkable the script & direction feel.

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 22/09/2026

Don’t call layoffs and closures stuff like “reset” or “refresh” or “rejuvenation” or “rejigger” or “reshuffle” unless you’re trying to get clapped.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s been a while that Weezy’s best songs are deep cuts he certainly have no memory of recording but I’d rather have one Mahogany once in a while than another awful album

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There’s a woman having a full mental breakdown on the sidewalk, screaming THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY I DON’T NEED THIS SHIT, & I feel like cheering for her at the windows. STATE YOUR BOUNDARIES GIRLY POP 🫡

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The highlight of the whole day being her boyfriend telling me to go easy on her & not press charges too because "she’s bipolar 🥺" & me screaming back "NO SHIT SHE’S A DIAGNOSED NUTCASE, SHE TRIED TO STAB ME, CRUSHED THE PACK OF CIGARETTES I WAS DOODLING ON & HOLLERED LIKE A BANSHEE ABOUT CANCER" ⚰️

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

On the first day of my well earned vacation we had to cancel plans to go to the police station because the american bitch I slapped into next year after she tried to stab my hand with her fork (?) decided to press fake charges crying about a broken nose 8 days later 🥲

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Your husband is a labrador? Well, mine is a gigantic black sphynx stretched over the only seat of the room & you’re forced to stand as he stares at you with the unsettling intensity of a cruel god. His scorn manifests as malevolent chants echoing through your very bones until they start breaking.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Adding "she remained one of the world’s most elusive wildcats" to my future obituary guidelines

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dasha hypnotisée par le lancement de la saison 4 d’Origami ❤️‍🔥 @origami.ng

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Never marry a theater kid, this man can copy my mannerisms so well, if I wasn’t feeling fabulous I’d be so offended

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My british/slavic husband sent me this video & told me "you sound exactly like her, you call the most casual questions offensive & then give the most unhinged answers, you really are my french diva"

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

And Vicho should be my murder husband, he’s the only one who’s surviving this run

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yes, I’ve been unleashed on Bluesky because my husband would like to play the videogame a little, he’s been watching me stunt on these carpathian bitches for 11 hours 🥲

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Minor spelling mistake ☠️☠️☠️

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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

TODAY TODAY TODAY!! If you’re in NYC and wanna come hang, DM me for deets. We’re kicking off around 1pm and will be playing games of all kinds ALL DAY for a great cause! Plus hanging with cool people, and airing some great chats including a special look at Control Resonant! Twitch.tv/nyvgcc

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Did I enjoy Blood Of Downwalker? I started my third run this morning ❤️‍🔥

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

An old man from Bolivia grabbed one of those on the side of the road thinking it was a kitten & after feeding the little guy eggs & noodles everyday for a year, he realized that the cat was still the same size. He took it to a sanctuary where they tested its dna: boom new type of kitty 🔥

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nothing made my week like the fact that they discovered a new breed of wild cat

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Blood Of Dawnwalker is downloading

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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

obviously I go to heaven, but probably they put me in some kind of angel-zoo for distorted freaks

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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Do you ever get the feeling the robots are showing off? Taking our human tools, and making them vaster—making them infinite, but just as a cruel joke. Covered in eyes, riding their centicycles,

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Not only did I vanquish my foes but they also acquired the Laughing Stock trait in their office, this Moscow Mule is about to taste like The Last Laugh 🍹

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

We should just smash that thing to pieces and all get a good night's sleep.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/09/2026

Takeshi Kitano for Canon 📽️

magazine ad for Canon cameras featuring a stoic Takeshi Kitano in a black suit impassively holding said camera

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder about the 3+ hours original cut of De Palma’s Black Dahlia that Ellroy initially praised & then I remember that they chose actors I deeply despise to make a mockery of two of my favorite literary characters. Sitting through more J. Hartnett & S. Johansson scenes would be torture.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me & the Moscow Mule I’ve been promised after work tonight

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 02/09/2026

If you haven't heard this remix, which is in fact a complete re-recording that makes it effectively a different song, drop what you're doing

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Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole (Opal)

YouTube video by indiedancepop

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Gauthier 'Gautoz' Andres // Origami-ami @gautoz.cool · 02/09/2026

Truth. Gamers. Poubelle.

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