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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 5s

And I only looked because I remembered someone called me a yandere about 3 years ago & I was suddenly like "was it an insult?"

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 10m

And I still don’t know if a yandere is an unpleasant person, a bully or a full blown serial killer but I lost my will to learn.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 17m

In a misguided whim to understand at last what a yandere really is, I uncovered a whole well… Yandere BDSM ASMR pipeline, I was reading the tags & I had no idea what these videos could be about. Apparently you now need a PHD to know if you’re a degenerate or not ⚰️

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I hate these people with the power of a thousands suns. Walking all over them is not enough, I want to watch my evil lawyers tear them apart & hear them beg, the way my poor mother begged them to stop. I should be allowed to throw them in my tigers pit.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

A thought for the nurse who thinks she’s a scary bitch (but still started crying about *just obeying orders* when I got to her) who happily sent her her big mommy to my house thinking the crazy cunt would make me shut my mouth. Look at what you did, Dummy hahaha

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The regional boss of the healthcare company sitting in her office this morning, mortified to even exist in the same dimension as me

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

They didn’t know one of my biggest kink is being RIGHT & mercilessly punishing & humiliating the dirty little piggies who dare to pretend otherwise.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My husband just told me "This is a fucking Street Fighter tornament, they’ve sent you 7 different challengers in the past weeks, you coldly hurt their feelings & you send them back more & more broken inside, you don’t even insult them, you crush them under the weight of truth & absolute disdain."

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY DAUGHTER EVER AGAIN, LOSER

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Another foe has been vanquished, humiliated & acquired the *laughing stock* trait in her workplace. Good luck expecting respect from any employee now that your favorite little snake told everyone how I treated you & how you OBEYED 🫡

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well, I’m coming I’m hunting after you Well, I’m running I’m coming after you I’m running I’m hunting after you I’m hunting I’m hunting 🪩 💀 🖤 youtu.be/Z2Benj15-AY?...

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Haunt Me - You Should Know All The Freaks Come Out At Night

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I want you to understand that my malevolence is just a way to win youtu.be/7KDipZnEtDc?...

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

No you didn’t misjudge the plumbing situation, you made up a lie, ran with it, then sent your regional unhinged director to my villa to give me orders, attempt to scream at me & "inspect" my mom’s bathroom like a fucking cop — I turned her into my lil doggy & 2 days later she keeps obeying.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m still auditioning new nurses so I can fire these monsters & sue their asses into oblivion for the countless mistreatments & indignities they inflicted to my mom in MY HOUSE. Beep beep motherfuckers.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ding ding monday morning the fuckers gave my mom her first shower in 6 weeks & sent me an apology letter for "misjudging the plumbing situation" ⚰️

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

On Friday, I told the healthcare company rep to shut her trap, park her ass in a corner & do her possessed whispering in silence because talking to her was fucking unpleasant & I had to shit to say to her minion (who didn’t protest one bit, just kept looking at me like I was beauty incarnate)

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"I’m not too fond of that gameplay loop of waking up every morning."

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I relate to Coe on a cosmic level : plagued by PTSD, would like to be left the fuck alone, puts his headphones on to forget how little he wants to be there, reads people like books, speaks softly & politely: still terrifying, will unleash ridiculous amounts of violence the second the vibes feel off

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I want you to understand that my malevolence is just a way to win youtu.be/7KDipZnEtDc?...

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh we’re definitely doing some stuff, staying up for 2 more days & dancing to the Cramps until we collapse

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The universe sent me my very own Lux Interior to apologize for its previous mistakes

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This verse helped me survive from age 10 to 17, now it just feeds my ego hahaha

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

TAKE YOUR YEAR IN PROVENCE & SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS 🤘

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok time to go twerk & grind on my flawless husband to Pulp’s I Spy

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This part of my personality can only be represented by Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music. MY WEEK FUCKS YOUR YEAR.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I can’t wait to get a bunch of messages tomorrow recounting how the two little traitors told EVERYONE in this dump how I humiliated their boss. You hurt my mom, I infiltrated your company, I got first hand intel on which button to push, I sent your pen pusher in chief to the naughty girl corner

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My husband has been hollering non stop about the way I ordered the higher up of an healthcare company to stand in a corner & shut her trap because I was done with her & she just OBEYED. "You’re deadlier than Mangione it took you 2 seconds to annihilate any respect or fear she ever inspired." 😭

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m not even suing for money, I’m suing for BLOOD. These fuckers medical careers will be hanging on my office walls. And I am the bad person ⚰️

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And they did all this in my house, in her room, entire weeks spent waging wars against low ranks morons who talk like an unholy matrimony of Scientology and The Stasi so they’d stop hurting her. And the fuckers in charge think they can shape reality through magical thinking & main character syndrom

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Visions of Johana is already a goth song AND one of my favorite songs in the world, I won’t even elaborate for the love of my life.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

At 6am I was doing a raging goth cover of Tombstone Blues & my man got stopped in his tracks when he heard me sardonically singing THE SWEET PRETTY THINGS ARE IN BED NOW OF COURSE 😒 It does fit perfectly babyboy’s sassy bogeyman aura, I’ll cover every mean spirited Dylan songs so he listens to them

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Drug problems? Drug solutions! ❤️‍🔥

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok I’m doing the thing where I channel my immediate fury towards people I haven’t thought about in 23years, I shall stop & focus on the current BITCH who’s gonna get her feelings so hurt this afternoon that she will still be haunted my cold little voice 30years from now on a lonely night.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Well they definitely saw Emily play (outside, with the handsome boys, right under their windows.)

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Before some other weirdo comes for me, I don’t hate Pink Floyd for objective reasons, just bad vibes, bad memories & that See Emily Play song that EVERY 30/40yo predator tried to play for me in my early 20´s because Emily happens to be my fucking name.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah I’ve been up for 48h, I’m high as fuck listening to Highway 61 Revisited curdled up in my armchair, looking for ways to malinger out of yet another unpleasant conversation. I’m 300 years old, don’t mind me.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sometimes I think about the people who don’t relate to Bob Dylan & how poorer their life must be for it, then I remember the anti-Dylan/pro-pink floyd fucker that got irrationally mad at me once for only caring about Syd Barrett & realize we all have exactly what we deserve.

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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Every 24 hours, mind-sun rises over the relic machines of frigid earth. It broadcasts the location of every particle on the planet's surface; false light emanating from the all-knowing computer

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J G Ballard bot @ballardbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Car crashes mean for him what bull-fights mean for everyone else -- sex and death.

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You deserve all the praise, really. You’re an amazing writer, artist & game designer. I also subscribe to the Save Your Game podcast & the few times you appeared as an occasional guest on the show made my day :)

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I never miss a chance to do some Neofeud propaganda around me :) You’re immensely talented, the world is richer with you & your art in it. Take care 🤍

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One of my favorite games of this past year. I started a new playthrough the second I was done with the first. Occultism, paranormal investigations, great intrigues & dialogs + an unrestricted access to the Manor’s library & its countless delightful books. store.steampowered.com/app/1395520/...

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The Séance of Blake Manor is a supernatural detective mystery, set in 1897 Ireland, where you investigate the disappearance of Evelyn Deane in a remote hotel full of secrets and other-worldly occurren...

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Teddy Calavera @teddycalavera.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can’t recommend you enough @silverspookgames.bsky.social games. Neofeud 1 & 2 are real cyberpunk narratives that hit hard, you’ll think about their stories & characters long after the credit rolls. Silver Spook is a solo dev that deserves all our support ♥️

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