Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m so lucky that fedex remembered that the arrows printed all over the box are meant to point left. I wouldn’t want the box of plants I spent $100 to ship to be delivered wrong side up! 000
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just closed dozens of tabs so now I have room for so many new tabs! 020
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Another dystopian day: - I stopped for groceries after work - bought more than I planned to get to the $$ required for $.25 off gas because I have to use the expensive stuff IN MY 2010 CAR because it won’t take e15 - only one register open so I chose self check 121
Reposted by KrisJon Green @modestholdings.com · 11/09/2026Attention locals: area datacenter boosters are attempting to rebrand them as "digital infrastructure," so if you hear that in the din of your day, now you know. 17923
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 10/09/2026These seem like the things you would come up with if you got all your Star Trek fan employees together and asked them to brainstorm the things they would actually want to buy. These are legitimately fun 010
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I spent my afternoon cleaning out my hydroponic system to start fresh for the fall. Kind of funny (sad?) that the safe normal lettuce I’m growing is probably more rare than the devil’s lettuce that hydroponic supply places tend to focus on 🌱 010
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s heartbreaking to lose Dolly Parton, but I can’t imagine a way to live a better life or be a better person than she was. What a beautiful legacy to leave behind. 040
Reposted by KrisInternet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m... 6642721343
Reposted by Krismerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026more places should have artists-in-residence. like there should be a residency where you live on a particular train for a month. there should be an oil rig residency, an arctic research station residency. maybe a residency at a zoo 201515238
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 20/07/2026My cats just brought me a mostly dead cicada for hunting practice, which I’m honestly embarrassed about. They’ve brought mice in the past so they must be starting to think I’m hopeless 060
Reposted by KrisRUBY RANGER : QUAKE DAD @rubyranger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026At the Jimmy Eat World concert in Seattle. 131192117
Reposted by KrisDeborah Blum @deborahb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The FDA has asked Raw Farm to recall the cheddar cheese linked to the outbreak and "it has declined." But E.coli 0157 H7 is a very pathogenic bacteria. So buyer be aware and beware here. 1/3fda.govOutbreak Investigation of E. coli O157:H7: Raw Cheddar CheeseRAW FARM-brand Raw Cheddar Cheese linked to ongoing outbreak. FDA’s investigation is ongoing. 1271061720
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Every day I go to my full time adult job, log into the internal corporate website, and type “squishy” in the search bar 071
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 01/07/2026One day of eating a warm dinner in this heatwave and I have meal prepped a little assortment of cold things to eat for the rest of the week 030
Reposted by KrisJon Green @modestholdings.com · 28/06/2026The Iowa City block party had more people. 39924
Reposted by KrisElectronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 26/06/2026California’s attack on 3D printing is heading to the Senate. Here’s how it has changed, and why we still oppose it. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...eff.orgWe Can Still Stop California’s 3D Printer Surveillance SchemeIgnoring EFF’s warnings about the dangers and impossibility of implementing a new mandate for 3D print surveillance software, the California State Assembly has signed off on legislation to do just 421591
Reposted by KrisPete Mckee @petemckee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I celebrate the life of one of the greatest artists of my time, David Hockney. Fearless and independent, a true son of Yorkshire who encapsulates how an artist should truly live. He left us with an incredible legacy, creating till the very end which is the hope of every artist. A true legend 1447
Reposted by KrisSophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Jess Phillips says that tech companies are all "lying" and that they know "exactly how old" every user is. (The proof, according to Phillips? She gets menopause ads and her children don't.) 45826248
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 01/06/2026And now my dentist made me sign an AI consent so I’m going to start shopping around. I’m so tired of AI 🫠 080
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026So hosting.com just sent me an email about how they added AI support just after raising my rates. Anyone have website hosting they would recommend?hosting.comThe Best Web Hosting Services at 20x Speeds | hosting.comGet the best hosting with premium hardware for speed and reliability. 24/7/365 global support. Try risk-free with our money back guarantee. 140
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I went to the grocery store to return something I bought that was sealed and full of mold, and realized I was parked next to this. I can’t wait to laugh about what a dumb time this was someday 170
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I just did a little more late season fruit tree/plant shopping. Things were definitely on sale but it’s wild how many trees I got for the price of a few pounds of their produce. I know it will take some time to grow them but by the time I’m harvesting the prices of fruit will probably be worse 🫠 030
Reposted by Kris🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/05/2026CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...glaad.orgTell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAADThe Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous... 11558015004
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I just ordered about a dozen assorted fruit trees and a book on how to keep them pruned down small enough that I don’t need a giant ladder to harvest them 🍎🍑🍒🍐🥝🫐 140
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 16/05/2026We gave like 20 people the power to decide if 1.5 billion others die, and they couldn’t even pretend to care for a week 020
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Can rats get hantavirus from people? Can someone be legitimately isolating at home but still spread it if they have rats in their home? Because non Andes hantavirus has been found around the US for a long time and if this more dangerous version gets out there things could get weird fast 140
Reposted by KrisJon Green @modestholdings.com · 03/05/2026We've invested in the preservation of the Johnson County Historic Poor Farm to learn from our history, explicitly so that we do not repeat it. 0266
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 16/04/2026This sucks, my allbirds have actually held up really well in my all walking job and now I can’t buy any more 010
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I’m absolutely sure the world’s cats came together to protect the astronauts during re entry and splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:... 040
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I was looking for ideas for a project I’m doing and searched “solarpunk” on Pinterest. More than half of the images that came up were AI generated and I just don’t think using AI is a very solarpunk thing to do 110
Reposted by KrisHackaday @hackadayofficial.bsky.social · 25/02/2026FYI: Putting any sort of AI-generated imagery in your project writeup is a great way to lessen your chances of being covered on Hackaday. 715015
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “Test it before you trust it.” “You’re not going to mix those different kinds of drain cleaner, right?” 020
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I’ve been using TikTok to keep up on national events, but today I have the “oops, all commercials!” version, who could possibly guess why... I spent half an hour blocking accounts, I hope it helps. I know there are valid issues with it, but it had been a useful info source for me (until today) 020
Reposted by KrisJon Green @modestholdings.com · 06/01/20261-x I'm going to take a moment to circle back to the C Kirk imbroglio. I felt it was a line that needed to be drawn and vigorously defended. Vocally and forcefully. But at a cost. I paid the toll because I have said and believe if my privilege is a bank account, I want it overdrawn when I go. 26212
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I just distributed literally 50 gallons of water over my personal plant collection in preparation for tomorrow when I take delivery on 1000 new business plants. I’m relaxing with some strawberry matcha and my mom’s homemade peanut butter cookies because I won’t have time to relax tomorrow 030
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 28/11/2025USPS, fedex, Amazon, and all the other shipping companies need an “it’s not that serious” button I can push when I have a package on the way and the weather gets bad. I bought extra of a supplement I take because it was on sale! It can wait until next week when the roads are clear!!! 020
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Grocery stores will often defrost some turkeys to sell last minute before thanksgiving, then sell leftover defrosted turkeys incredibly cheap in the days after thanksgiving. If you’re in a position to roast, slice, and freeze one it can be a great source of inexpensive protein! 050
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I wonder what the state of blog/website revenue is right now? Because I would love to see the fired Teen Vogue writers set up their own publication with no direct corporate control but I don’t know if that’s financially realistic 130
Reposted by Kriscapitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Many people are outraged that Trump is demolishing part of the White House. But of course Trump can't do it without help. It's ACECO LLC of Silver Spring MD ("full-service demolition") that is tearing down the People's House. You can call them and let them know how you feel. 1/ 17637661965
Reposted by KrisJack Sapoch @jacksapoch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war 261843816
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Working on rewiring something much larger and stronger than me 260
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 29/09/2025In the last few days I’ve had several conversations with scared little high school kids about what to do if ICE comes into their part time job. I hope life is unending misery for everyone who helped get us here 190
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Think about what pets your more religious friends have. If the rapture happens we’re going to have to organize to take care of all their critters right away! 020
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Do you guys think CVS knows that when you search their app it says they have no electrolytes? Do also you think they know that they misspelled electrolyte on their own product? Do you think the AI they forced into the app is improving the user experience?? 062
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 09/09/2025After years of relentless service the hot end on my ender 3 gave up with one final puff of white smoke. I’ve had a replacement on hand for over a year, legitimately amazing run for a $15 part 020
Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Are there any protein bars that taste like real food? I would be fine with 5 or 10 more grams of sugar if it made them not taste like office supplies??? I’m just looking for an easy snack that will give me some energy, I have no delusions of magically becoming a fitness model 110
Reposted by KrisWill🇺🇸📎✌️☮️🌲 @econaturalist.bsky.social · 30/08/2025You have just 3 weeks to object to the Roadless rule rollback. Link to USDA public comments here:outdoorlife.comYou Have Just 3 Weeks to Object to the Roadless Rule Rollback, Which Will Affect 45 Million Wild Acres Across the U.S.The Trump administration just opened a three-week comment period for revoking the Roadless Rule, which keeps wilderness intact. 4149130
Reposted by KrisFakeEyes @fakeeyes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025All of the Japanese web shops suspending shipping to the U.S. are part of the plan to bring Gundam model kit manufacturing back to middle America where it started. My grandpa worked in the gunpla mines until he got the Zaku lung! 110114
Reposted by KrisNicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate. 10849305
