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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think the 2026 season finale arcs are being setup: - Russian plague quarantine - Irish orange men - French student protests - US midterms & fraternity/rich men’s assaults being exposed - plus that guy in the inflatable kayak in the Congo for a little random drama

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think it’s fairly likely that you are selecting women who would be open to friendship if they weren’t overwhelmed with life. I have that issue a lot - plenty of women I’d love to be friends with but I just can’t come up with enough time and energy. Don’t assume they are rejecting you!

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I see the point you’re making, but he’s pretty much the face of assaulting women and children in the USA, and her being there was a choice to try to advance within the party/system that elected him. She’s literally supporting the leopard eating people’s face party getting her face eaten

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mine did that once. I never did figure out where it came from (and I probably don’t want to know) but they were having the best day ever

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Greg Brockman holding that crayon in his fist

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I live in Iowa City and I was just talking with my coworkers about how crazy it is that less than a decade ago she was a little freshman kid here and now they’re referring to her to contradict a weird conspiracy theory in congress

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know what my next cozy evening in dinner is, I love every single ingredient

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t think that’s a live monstera but if it is it died about 7 seconds after she finished filming this

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m so lucky that fedex remembered that the arrows printed all over the box are meant to point left. I wouldn’t want the box of plants I spent $100 to ship to be delivered wrong side up!

A fedex delivery confirmation photo showing a box on a porch. FedEx has left it on its side even though every side of the box is covered in up arrow

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mine isn’t elderly but she is tiny and when I saw her all puffed up with her nose covered I did the same thing!

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Marie Antoinette became queen at 18 after being completely insulated from the real world her whole life. We live in a time with better information availability than the world has ever seen. You have to work HARD to be this disconnected now - it’s not ignorance, it’s intentional

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My favorite part is that really long focus on the thermostat? Thank you for reminding me that heating and cooling is more expensive now

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Most apples are stored for 6+ months before they get to the grocery store. A home grown fresh from the tree red delicious lives up to its name, but a mass produced long storage one isn’t at all the same thing

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just closed dozens of tabs so now I have room for so many new tabs!

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It depends on what kind of plastic. The default plastic for most 3d printers is PLA that’s made from corn, so a legitimately appropriate bio plastic would be a pretty realistic material to use. Plastic can be made with better ingredients than petroleum, it just costs more

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yes, he has already been a Miami Vice villain!

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And to avoid this they are risking a horrifying painful death from rabies or some other tragic disease

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh no, what if my dog has a safe food and wants to eat the same thing every day? What if her special interest is birds and she stares out the window for hours at a time? Won’t anyone think of her quality of life???

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

- but I still had to wait for help because the checkout locked and accused me of stealing but it was just my hair swinging into view of the camera?!? - then the gas station was clearly playing ai generated country music I was so wildly happy to finally get home

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Another dystopian day: - I stopped for groceries after work - bought more than I planned to get to the $$ required for $.25 off gas because I have to use the expensive stuff IN MY 2010 CAR because it won’t take e15 - only one register open so I chose self check

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That dog’s tail was going full speed, he knew he was doing so good!

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My first thought was who was taking pictures during this, especially pictures this good with the available cameras in these conditions!?!

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Quiped”? You mean yelled that they should commit crimes while encouraging everyone to cheer and applaud???? Stop minimizing his behavior with words like that

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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 11/09/2026

Attention locals: area datacenter boosters are attempting to rebrand them as "digital infrastructure," so if you hear that in the din of your day, now you know.

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

These seem like the things you would come up with if you got all your Star Trek fan employees together and asked them to brainstorm the things they would actually want to buy. These are legitimately fun

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I will never forgive them for what they did to my beautiful Lucky’s grocery store

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Cut off the extending tenderloin into strips and dip them in the sauce of your choice, then eat the center sandwich like a civilized person

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I spent my afternoon cleaning out my hydroponic system to start fresh for the fall. Kind of funny (sad?) that the safe normal lettuce I’m growing is probably more rare than the devil’s lettuce that hydroponic supply places tend to focus on 🌱

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s heartbreaking to lose Dolly Parton, but I can’t imagine a way to live a better life or be a better person than she was. What a beautiful legacy to leave behind.

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026

We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Unfortunately some of them love humiliation

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Let me tell you it already is with the preteen/teenage girls where I am! And it absolutely rules

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Nah, they checked and they’re currently clean on OPSEC

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think it might even be more of “disabled people” are a concept rather than real humans in his mind

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Yes it’s a real post, but it’s old enough that I don’t have more context. I’ve just always loved “we’re not werewolves” as a response to that mentality!

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

And it helps rank the page on Google. Literally Google rewards you for this

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I was thinking the same thing - both are good in different fonts

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026

more places should have artists-in-residence. like there should be a residency where you live on a particular train for a month. there should be an oil rig residency, an arctic research station residency. maybe a residency at a zoo

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

ESPECIALLY when they are too young to legally work. Absolutely purgatory - you legally have to be here, you legally can not earn an income, and you legally can not eat for free? Evil

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The correct thing for the wnba to do is ignore him. The funny thing to do is let him try out with some of the most intensely athletic women on earth so we can see exactly how bad he is

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Are you sure that’s not a Vanda?

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I suspect it’s the writing, the proof reading, the photography, the set checks, the deadlines, the negative comments…

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I can’t imagine giving up all my freedom and peace for the risk of all that happening

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Your entire campaign slogan can just be “stopped data centers in Johnson county”. Every time someone brings up if Iowa city will get a data center and I say the board of supervisors already set a moratorium they’re asking me who to vote for to keep it that way

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My cats just brought me a mostly dead cicada for hunting practice, which I’m honestly embarrassed about. They’ve brought mice in the past so they must be starting to think I’m hopeless

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RUBY RANGER : QUAKE DAD @rubyranger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

At the Jimmy Eat World concert in Seattle.

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Kris @technoplastique.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

So many happy people and probably so much petty nonsense “crime” being prevented for the cost of running lights is an unreal cost vs results ratio. I want every politician in America to be trying to compete with him

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