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local shy artist quietly posting her bullshit

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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 06/10/2026
"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
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markerslinger @markerslinger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tis the season! #slingertoken
Color marker illustration of a bat like beast carrying a pumpkin bucket who has arms and legs and carrying a pitch fork
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 05/10/2026
Just because someone who is literally selling something makes extraordinary unfounded claims about it doesn't make it true You know this about vacuum cleaners; it's embarrassing that you can't hold it in your heads about computers
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no my to read list. It will all need to wait when this comes out.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I believe in restorative justice. I want that for Jacob and perhaps he was on that path (though fuck his uni for giving him the meagerest of punishments, but that’s the system working as intended). But he is owed nothing & he owes his/other victims ALL his consideration, which he did not give.
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly. I am tired of seeing the “I always knew”/“their work was actually bad” takes whenever allegations emerge. Sometimes—often, actually!—bad people find their way into good spaces and make good things. And you’re not better than the folks who were taken advantage of for “always knowing”
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Molly "Mollylele" Lewis @mollylewis.wtf · 23/09/2026
when I say “I’ll ask Claude” you can assume that I am praying to the spirit of this albino alligator
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
"AI" - chatbots that wake up, "set their own goals," and "spontaneously" start hacking servers - is fake. It doesn't have "a 10% chance of ending the human race." The Hugging Face hack isn't a mysterious, supernatural occurrence.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Scaredy @scaredyc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the legend of zelda links awakening
links watching space jam :D
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/09/2026
There is apparently no more searing hurt than an "AI" fluffer discovering their favorite science fiction writer disdains their beloved spicy autocorrect, it's a pain only matched by a conservative learning that their favorite rock band has been Marxist the whole time
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
👁️ Researchers found LG TVs logging plain text transcripts in standby, mapping every device in the house, & feeding it to LG's ad arm Unplug the internet and it saves files until network restored. LG says its TVs don't record conversations. Evidence begs to differ. 216 million in homes /Braiinsforge
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 08/09/2026
If Werner Herzog (rightly) said this to me, I would simply crawl into a hole and die. (also, gonna adopt “Go ahead and fail” when dealing with AI bros)
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/09/2026
Authors who are members of the class in the Anthropic Settlement, please be aware that if you have a work in the settlement which has multiple authors but is self-published (or the rights have reverted), the settlement allocation is buggy. Explanation below
The Anthropic settlement allocation is buggy for self publishers with multiple authors
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've found a new system for making proxy magic cards more efficiently and I wanted to make a command tower (a card we own but never have enough copies of). This idea flashed in my brain last night as I was going to sleep.
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Solaire 🔜 GATEway FATE 🐏 @solairelunaire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i must not fear The Project
tumblr post by gailynovelry:
"The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project."
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Husband and I watched Coyote vs. Acme tonight! If you grew up on Loony Tunes it's a must see. I think theres some small stuff that I think would push this from Great to Excellent but it's a ton of fun as is.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FRIDAY-MORNING CREW These two properly seasoned and mildly weird (i.e., cats) cats STILL don't have a forever home. You—yes, YOU—need two perfectly affectionate cats to spoil. (Please reshare wherever decent humans may be. Office, neighborhood, libraries, EVERYWHERE.)
Torbie cat standing on bed, looking up.Gloriously dim gray cat with white flash on throat, sitting on bed, looking up, trying to spot his fleeing brain cell.
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You'll be honest, brave, and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company!
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Notice how there's no one moralizing about how you shouldn't say mean things about someone when they die out of respect right now? That's because as long as you're not a shitty person who intentionally hurts others without care or remorse, people don't do that.
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Caleb Stokes @hebanongames.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know what? I associate prophets with signs - hand painted, especially sandwich boards. Paint that puppy with arguments about how inevitable the product people wont buy is. Go to the busiest street corner & preach the good word of Roko. I’ll believe it this time. Promise. You’re almost there.
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 20/08/2026
I'd have to dig up the link but there was actually a review of what happens if you give extended time to students who don't need it. The answer is nothing. Their test scores didn't change. We don't need to gatekeep to make things fair: accommodations just level the playing field.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s not me who is wrong, it’s flip canvas horizontally who is wrong
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Vampire Survivors has a 30 minute cutoff time where Death just comes in and just clobbers you. And if you spend your full 30 minutes of life grinding and making the right choices you can kill that Grim Reaper just to have the privilege of another instantly spawning and clobbering you instead.
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did another week of one shots and trying new systems with friends! Gonna post my thoughts on each system here so I can look back later:
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Will Overgard 🔥#1 Wanted: Dead Fan @willovergard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Its under 'Secrity & Privacy" and needs to be turned off manually:
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doodlelotl @doodlelotl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pokemon page commission for @hecarr.bsky.social
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
1. Saying you know anything about the cultural interests of a generation that still contains 2 year olds is pretentious as fuck 2. if an adult asked teenage me about my opinion of sex in movies I'd have thrown out my spine trying to pivot that conversation to anything else.
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Erik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age.
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
BWI sold me a Berger cookie and I'm the happiest person in this terminal.
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Breaking: the worst, most selfish person in the world did not share their breakfast sandwich with a poor starving Moobles
The world's most resentful heeler goes hungry AGAIN
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 01/08/2026
But the thing is, you don't convince people to try something new by telling them the thing they already love is bad. Tell them why the thing you like is good. Excitement about what we love is joyful, and having fun shows people that a thing is fun.
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finished The Mermaid Mask and it was so good. I was just excited to play a sequel to a fun puzzle game some friends and I played years ago and I got that. And I also got just a excellently written story with just stunning animation work. Also other really good stuff that's spoilers!
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jar jar binks enthusiást @shrimpmeatmom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wouldn’t take a carpenter seriously who used a laptop to hammer in nails. I wouldn’t take a dentist seriously who used firecrackers instead of drills. Seriously, why would I trust a editor/writer who uses a chatbot as a search engine?
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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We'll keep on pointing at this comic by @skutchdraws.bsky.social and @hbomberguy.bsky.social until it's embarrassing for tech bros to call you a luddite for hating AI! More of Failure to Launch in the link bsky.app/profile/iron...
"Curse you spinning jenny, you ruined everything!" A simpleton looking peasant yells as they smash the wooden machine.

The standard narrative goes that LUDDITES were foolish lunatics who, in fear of technology, decided progress was bad, and started hitting it with sticks. (But the truth is entire ways of life were being destroyed.)

Previously, skilled craftsmen were respected for the time and effort it took to do their work. The entire family usit would form a cottage industry - creating something valuable, and command a decent living. But when a machine can work 10 times faster its owner can charge less for the prodcts- craftsmen couldn't compete and were left out of work almost overnight. 

And as factories became a fixture of the british landscape, these now unemployed labourers often ended up working the factories that had just destroyed their way of life. Britain was the most prosperous nation in history, factory owners became extremely wealthy and influential. But the people doing the actual work saw almost none of it.
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Some Sort of Salamander Cryptid @teapotmimic.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Finally finished Radiant Star! It was very good! Someone asked me what it was about while I was reading it one day and..fuck it's hard to explain.
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Benjamin C. Kinney @benjaminckinney.com · 14/06/2026
Today in IQ is BS!
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 24/05/2026
oh another "I can't believe Ann Leckie, who writes about fictional AIs, doesn't like Spicy Autocomplete!!!!" My sibling in Amaat, if you actually read my books you might want to work on your reading comprehension and then try again.
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 20/05/2026
Just swimming by to say hello.
Ink painting of a sea lion with their head above water. Below water their body is very inky and blurry.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 19/05/2026
Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.
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Memphis is “under full-blown occupation” by ICE. Here’s why you may not know that.
Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@DickLover30000 
I am the biggest dick lover of them all.

Dick Lover 30001 @DickLuv... 8/28
@DickLover30000 Not so fast
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 08/05/2026
Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.
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Eric Bailey @ericvbailey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i am not 100% sure whether @wesaketchak.bsky.social is the original maker of this mash-up but i am 100% sure that it is brilliant and was crafted for my enjoyment particularly
A multi-panel using the style and characters from Calvin & Hobbes, but with dialogue and art referencing the book "House of Leaves."

In the first panel, Susie Derkins approaches Calvin and asks "Hey Calvin, you want to play "House"?" but the word "house" is in blue text.

Second panel: Calvin respond "I don't know. How do you play?"

Third panel: From our POV we see a doorway, through a doorway, through which another doorway is visible, through which is visible another doorway... between rooms, Susie can be seen moving laterally.

Panel four: Susie is walking through a massive hallway. Other doors, turns are visible. She seems so small, as though the ceiling is several dozen feet above her, as though she has been reduced to a child's toy in a house.

Panel five: Calvin is in the dark, in his pajamas now, holding a flashlight which seems to have found a large hole in the floor.

Panel six: Calvin is running downstairs in the dark, a vague shadow in pursuit of him, as he yells "HELP HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"

Panel seven: Bird's-eye view of a typical-looking house.
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Dr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Today is Red Dress day, a time for us to reflect on the fact that: -3 in 4 Indigenous women experience violence in their life, and that although we make up 2% of the population -40% of trafficking victims are Indigenous women. -murder is the 3rd leading cause of death for Native ♀️ #MMIW #MMIWG
A woman wearing a red shirt under a red attiqluq with white flowers holds a hand under earrings that look like red dresses. In some Indigenous tribes, red is a color that our ancestors can see. It's also a nod to the "what was she wearing" questions when a woman is sexually assaulted
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