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Eeepot

@teapotbird.bsky.social
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Grotesquely neurodivergent. God's working on me. Resident of the Lands Whose Waters Reflect the Clouds. He/Him if you must think of me, but I'd recommend against it as I am a mild cognitihazard

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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 6h
So do you get to return your Mar-a-Lago face after you fall from grace in MAGA or is Kim stuck looking like a yassified marmoset?
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 7h
Look, we may have released an album called "... And Justice For All" but we're not a political band
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 20h
“batman will fuck guys up.” — #fridgle 60 fridgle.net/p/hPZ
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Reference Emporium @malteserrefs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Model sheets and screenshots of Velma Dinkley from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. Album pixeldrain.com/d/QZDDAkuE #VelmaDinkley #ScoobyDooMysteryInc
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 11/10/2026
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ford Focus
Harrison Ford as Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr weighing a bag of sand before taking a gold idol
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“you bastards make me perish” — #fridgle 59 fridgle.net/p/hfb
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“um. so apparently, i absorb water” — #fridgle 57 fridgle.net/p/eWx
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“you obviously cann't do that.” — #fridgle 56 fridgle.net/p/dTV
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“whoever looks more silly is my son” — #fridgle 55 fridgle.net/p/c0e
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay, I DO regret Dodi.
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I made this
John Oliver in General Hospital After He Was Slapped, toodled around with for a half an hour in GIMP
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“i listened alone, dancing the boogie upstairs. laughing.” — #fridgle 54 fridgle.net/p/aD2
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“people need to stop pretending he is sane.” — #fridgle 53 fridgle.net/p/a6B
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“as i feared you set that beer can out on the deck” — #fridgle 52 fridgle.net/p/9Q3
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anakin/Padme meme -- Anakin is quoting Hegseth's "Send me to fight the redcoats, send me to fight the communists" (America's antagonists in the Revolutionary and Cold Wars, respectively).  Padme is asking, "And the Nazis and the Confederates, right?" (America's antagonists of WWII and the Civil War.)  Anakin/Hegseth is not answering.
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Angelic Princess @angelicimouto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting a new appliance installed and going through the necessary ordeal of my squalor being Known to at least one other person
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Lenny from The Simpsons: Don't Tell Anyone
Alt: Lenny from The Simpsons: Please Don't Tell Anyone How I Live
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is a reason the people you hear about obsessed with longevity are uniformly privileged (cough white) people, and very often men. There’s a reason they are RICH. Because they want this longevity for themselves. They want to purchase the fountain of youth and watch the world age around them.
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“remember trees? big, wild trees! what? you do!” — #fridgle 49 fridgle.net/p/91o
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“poets continue going to this page.” — #fridgle 48 fridgle.net/p/8VB
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“gentlemen, please! earth is doomed.” — #fridgle 47 fridgle.net#p=FH6uo1Gmtzl
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It does my heart good that everyone hates that little puffball as much as I do.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i saw a tiktok about how wrestling in childhood is a sign of white privilege and i can't stop thinking about it
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scoop — I've ID'd the two men sitting behind Sen. Eric Schmitt during his botched attack on Jack Smith this morning. Ethan Harper (left) is Chief Counsel to Schmitt, and Andrew Ceonzo (right) is Counsel to Schmitt and the Senate Judiciary Committee.
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Uncomfortably Numb @mikedolam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes, congratulations you are smarter than a Senator from Missouri.
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The McMahon family loves new, innovative ways to cause brain damage
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“ahem, i broke ma eyes.” — #fridgle 46 fridgle.net/p/89h
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was thinking about how Science Saru was able to make the new Ghost in the Shell feel oldschool, and would like to petition them to do Lodoss War next, thanks.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you're all thinking it
MHA generator reading 'Mirko please step on my face'
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moshimoshibe @moshimoshibe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tayama
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George Eliot @georgeeliotsays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We hand folks over to God's mercy, and show none ourselves.
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“i realized i can talk nonsense to strangers” — #fridgle 45 fridgle.net/p/7Ow
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
One second of every Fleischer Studios Popeye cartoon without context.
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Vile Aggregate 🔞 @vile-aggregate.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"Sex appeal"
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“who feeds the system? you moosn't tell me” — #fridgle 44 fridgle.net#p=jz7Ecfq7oS...
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“duct tape me to the sex helicopter!” — #fridgle 43 fridgle.net/p/7hy
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Wolfgal Diana @sixtytriggers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you telling me out of touch, can't read the room dickhead Jeffrey Katzenberg is all in on AI?
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Blanche Devereaux: I Am Shocked!
ALT: Blanche Devereaux: I Am Shocked!
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Reference Emporium @malteserrefs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Screenshots of Shanna O'Callahan from The Real Ghostbusters. Album pixeldrain.com/d/S56Z4e1k #ShannaO'Callahan #Ghostbusters
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Will Greeenwald @presocial.network · 26/09/2026
Metallica-Warren Zevon-They Might Be Giants mash-up. Invisible Kid, Invisible Kid Invisible Kid, Never see what he did Came out to play, they all think he hid Invisible Kid Invisible Kid, Invisible Kid Invisible Kid meets Excitable Boy They have a fight, Excitable wins Excitable Boy
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/09/2026
Gonzo x Ludwig
Gonzo as a creepy centaur amalgam with Rizzo on his shoulder, and other limbs and teeth protruding from his body. He’s wielding a trumpet like a weapon.
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom says it my turn with the legs!
maned wolf with bush dog legsbush dog with maned wolf legs
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GARFY WANTS BLUE VELVET
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/09/2026
Vicar Janice
Janice from the Muppets with long, gangly limbs and hair like a beast, crouched and showing a big mouth full of teeth.
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Eeepot @teapotbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A foil wrapped plate of bars.
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Bethany Mannon @drbethany.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s light years ahead of a lot of the grownup shows on this list
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dokpetra @dokpetra.com · 25/09/2026
#fridgle day 42
you remember family guy...
i not remember.
it went away
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