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Fiona Fish 🐟

@teacherfish.bsky.social
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Teacher in Aotearoa. Mathematician, karateka, singer, and musician. Lover of Taskmaster, Horrible Histories, Ghosts, Star Wars, cryptic crosswords, and the Oxford comma.

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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s raining. kitty just came inside and jumped on the bed. Hubby: “are you wet?” Me: “not right now, but thanks for asking” 😂😂😂
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you have (in my daughters words), “a fat nap” but the watch was on charge so it didn’t record it so you can’t revel in how awesome a nap you had 🤨
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back to the pool today and I had a lane all to myself for 24 laps and a lovely spa afterwards. Love school holiday mornings!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cookie really doesn’t want me to finish this puzzle.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@catconnor.bsky.social looks like my cat is a fan too…
A catconnor.com bookmark that has been a little chewed on one end. I’m assuming it was the cat and not my hubby that did it.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
18 years ago last night I was typing an email containing my school relief (*nnnghhhh*) for the last three days of (*nnnnghhhhh*) school totally convinced I was having Braxton-Hicks contractions. Nope. Real ones! Then the real fun began. Happy 18th my wee girl!!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was on the panel for a #karate grading today. Hubby took a few action shots while I was on the floor testing this young lad for Brown belt. (He passed!)
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All done. I don’t think SS Wesley liked altos. This piece has four pages of men, soprano solo, soprano chorus and NO ALTOS! 😫
An open Church Anthem Book with Blessed be the God and Father (SS Wesley) and sheet music for Noble Mag/Nunc in B minor. In the background are other singers and the opposite wall of Wellington Anglican cathedral.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m singing Evensong at Wellington Cathedral tonight. I mean, in part of a massed choir so it not like you’ll be able to hear me, but yeah. Come along if you’re in town at 4pm. #welly
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I applied for a PPTA teacher sabbatical the day I took my current profile pic. I wanted to remember how confident and accomplished I felt that day. I thought my proposal was excellent and well-written and felt really good about my chances. Just got notified today that I didn’t get one. So gutted.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It seems my Bluesky is rapidly becoming mostly kitty content. I’m not mad about it.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This photo does NOT do justice to how steep this section was! But today I went on my first big walk since my #anklefusion. 10.8km and 4h 48min. Now in my bed after a lovely bath. Knackered!
A section of bush track. Trees stretching overhead and a path wending through them. The roots of the trees help to make step-shaped places to put your feet. Which you need, as this was VERY STEEP!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More cat in the window content
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Little bit of #kobudo training before my parent-teacher conferences tonight.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Peekaboo kitty
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy spoon from dessert at Rosella for hubby’s bday. Almost the perfect weight and shape; a bit more rounded on the handle end and I may have been tempted to pop it in my bag 😅
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nailed it 🤓
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sometime in the coming week I will find out if I get the sabbatical I’ve applied for. If not, I have wait another year to apply. It’s nerve wracking. I can’t allow myself to get excited but I so want to start planning for my bucket-list trip of a lifetime. Argh!!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today I went on a steam train from Paraparaumu to Levin for high tea (for a friend’s birthday). And I took a photo of some lovely windows.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Heading off to #karate in my thermals and fluffy-lined socks. #brrr 🥶
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’ve bloody loved following the #SilverFerns on their #CommonwealthGames journey. So awesome to watch them win gold at last!! But also, what is with the Aussies’ literal singlet-length “dresses”?
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Minute Cryptic - 28 July, 2026 "Homeless? Say, you and I can trade places in deluxe retreat!" (6) Not only got with 0 hints, I got it in 5 seconds :)
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The school field looking a bit crispy this morning ❄️
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hubby @whatthehall.bsky.social just shaved off his beard for the first time in nearly ten years. Is it possible to look simultaneously older and younger at the same time?
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#ShortGirlLife at the #LegoStarWars exhibition in #welly today
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Excellent weekend of #kobudo (weapons) training with Kyoshi Takuma Higashi, 8th Dan instructor. Didn’t go so well for my Sensei’s #nunchaku (that he was given by his Sensei many years ago). Was quite dramatic when I smashed the Bo with them and a piece flew across the room! Oops.
A set of wooden nunchaku. Two pieces of 25cm slightly tapered cylindrical wood, joined by a 7cm cord in the middle. One 5cm piece is broken off the end of one of the wooden pieces.
Taken against a light wooden bench in the background. Three people in white karate clothes with black belts, striking a fighting pose to the camera. I’m on the left - a middle aged white woman with brown hair in a ponytail. Centre is a tall Japanese man with short dark hair. Right is a white woman in her 30s with brown hair also in a ponytail.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oops. Took the motorbike out today but underestimated how damp the lawn was.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Weapon training tonight in the local scout den as our usual school hall is out of action. #kobudo
Five karate students training with Bo (a six foot staff).
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@thesewphist.bsky.social if I mathed correctly it’s your birthday today? Happy Birthday!!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh no, it’s yucky out and there’s a cat on me. Think I’d better just stay in bed. Hehe
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#Taskmaster birthday party tonight. I went to the op shop to see if I could get a fabric similar to the taskmaster background. Found this lace for three dollars and I’ve got it in front of a black bed sheet. Not bad eh! I’ve also borrowed a throne from the drama department at school. Can’t wait!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Joint 50th this weekend with @whatthehall.bsky.social. We are both nerds - we just nerd out about different things! #taskmaster #planes
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh my. Was lent this book at staff briefing this morning. Plowed through it at interval, lunch, after school, and now I just finished it at 11:50pm. Disturbing, gripping, heartbreakingly sad at times. What a read. Bedtime now.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
TRYING to read but there’s a small fluffy #cat in my way.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I got this in 5 seconds on a hunch but I don’t even understand it myself! I see the definition, and the fodder and the indicator but the answer doesn’t parse in my mind. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Minute Cryptic - 27 June, 2026 "Recycle threadbare jumper" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is the moment I pressed submit on an application I’ve had written since February. It’s for a teacher sabbatical - one term off to do some research next year. The application period is open, I have permission from my principal and the BoT to apply, so now it’s just a waiting game!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
As if October won’t be awesome enough with Greg Davies in Welly on the 20th, the Ghosts film is also released (in the UK) that same week! Hope it makes its way to a streaming service eventually, squeee!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sam called me into the lounge to look at his magnificent erection. Turns out it was just this cabinet 🤨
A glass cabinet shelf thing which is about 6 foot high and is going to hold Sam’s model planes once the shelves go in.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nearly 22 years now and I still remember this moment with my two besties. Photographer says “you need to all do the same thing with your hands” and of course we all grabbed each others’ boobs. Pretty sure that’s not what he meant. 😂
Two bridesmaids in green dresses and holding white anthurium flowers. Bride (me) in the centre wearing a long white dress and holding green anthuriums. A lovely green garden and trellis backdrop - my parents yard. Me and the bridesmaid on the left are looking at each other and cackling away. Other bridesmaid also laughing while looking at someone off-camera.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’ve got the green light to apply for the thing!! I’m just waiting on the board of trustees to meet this week to make it official.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I have a Quite Important Meeting with the Principal today concerning a very exciting opportunity next year. Dressed in my power suit today for extra good vibes. Wish me luck!
A mirror selfie of a tired looking woman (me) with wavy brown hair. I’m wearing a hot pink silk shirt, navy/white striped waistcoat and black trousers. I have a rainbow ribbon pinned on my lapel and a large pounamu/greenstone pendant round my neck. Pen and keys clipped to my waistband.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A double dose of church today. Arrived at 9:30 to find we had a power cut. Luckily the power came back in in time to get the sound board fired up and sound checks done before 10am! No heating though :(
View from the back of St James Church up to the cross on the far wall of the sanctuary. It’s a light and airy 1930s concrete building with coloured tiles on the high ceiling representing Saints and other Christian imagery. In the foreground is the mixing desk which I’m in charge of today. Five speaking mics plus another six vocal and instrument controls to manage.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just watched the final ep of the latest Taskmaster series. Such a joyful watch! Loved every minute of it!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Desexed but dignity intact.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
New super fluffy socks and a good book. Evening sorted.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
How an audiobook helped me impress my husband: a thread. So my hubby is a plane nerd. He loves aviation, particularly military jets. Goes to air shows and likes to catch all the action with his massive camera lens setup. I’ve been to 2 or 3 air shows with him but it’s not my thing.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ohhhh it’s been a week. Still in the staffroom but the vino is already making its appearance. #cheers
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m sad. I need more daylight and more sleep. My foot hurts. I’m grumpy af. Winter is hard enough without damn hormones screwing with me as well. Going to bed now and hoping I’ll wake up more like me tomorrow. 😕
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Got some schmexy new pans. Not sure I like cooking on white… like what’s the black stuff? I cooked peppers, onion, spinach and tomato and didn’t burn anything…
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