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Fiona Fish 🐟

@teacherfish.bsky.social
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Teacher in Aotearoa. Mathematician, karateka, singer, and musician. Lover of Taskmaster, Horrible Histories, Ghosts, Star Wars, cryptic crosswords, and the Oxford comma.

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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cookie really doesn’t want me to finish this puzzle.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@catconnor.bsky.social looks like my cat is a fan too…
A catconnor.com bookmark that has been a little chewed on one end. I’m assuming it was the cat and not my hubby that did it.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
18 years ago last night I was typing an email containing my school relief (*nnnghhhh*) for the last three days of (*nnnnghhhhh*) school totally convinced I was having Braxton-Hicks contractions. Nope. Real ones! Then the real fun began. Happy 18th my wee girl!!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was on the panel for a #karate grading today. Hubby took a few action shots while I was on the floor testing this young lad for Brown belt. (He passed!)
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All done. I don’t think SS Wesley liked altos. This piece has four pages of men, soprano solo, soprano chorus and NO ALTOS! 😫
An open Church Anthem Book with Blessed be the God and Father (SS Wesley) and sheet music for Noble Mag/Nunc in B minor. In the background are other singers and the opposite wall of Wellington Anglican cathedral.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It seems my Bluesky is rapidly becoming mostly kitty content. I’m not mad about it.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Us too! She wasn’t feral but was was a local stray who followed my daughter home one day then never left. I guess I’m a cat person now 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This photo does NOT do justice to how steep this section was! But today I went on my first big walk since my #anklefusion. 10.8km and 4h 48min. Now in my bed after a lovely bath. Knackered!
A section of bush track. Trees stretching overhead and a path wending through them. The roots of the trees help to make step-shaped places to put your feet. Which you need, as this was VERY STEEP!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More cat in the window content
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Little bit of #kobudo training before my parent-teacher conferences tonight.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Peekaboo kitty
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy spoon from dessert at Rosella for hubby’s bday. Almost the perfect weight and shape; a bit more rounded on the handle end and I may have been tempted to pop it in my bag 😅
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nailed it 🤓
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Today I went on a steam train from Paraparaumu to Levin for high tea (for a friend’s birthday). And I took a photo of some lovely windows.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Heading off to #karate in my thermals and fluffy-lined socks. #brrr 🥶
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The school field looking a bit crispy this morning ❄️
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cookie is looking over the couch at him suspiciously.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#ShortGirlLife at the #LegoStarWars exhibition in #welly today
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Excellent weekend of #kobudo (weapons) training with Kyoshi Takuma Higashi, 8th Dan instructor. Didn’t go so well for my Sensei’s #nunchaku (that he was given by his Sensei many years ago). Was quite dramatic when I smashed the Bo with them and a piece flew across the room! Oops.
A set of wooden nunchaku. Two pieces of 25cm slightly tapered cylindrical wood, joined by a 7cm cord in the middle. One 5cm piece is broken off the end of one of the wooden pieces.
Taken against a light wooden bench in the background. Three people in white karate clothes with black belts, striking a fighting pose to the camera. I’m on the left - a middle aged white woman with brown hair in a ponytail. Centre is a tall Japanese man with short dark hair. Right is a white woman in her 30s with brown hair also in a ponytail.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oops. Took the motorbike out today but underestimated how damp the lawn was.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Weapon training tonight in the local scout den as our usual school hall is out of action. #kobudo
Five karate students training with Bo (a six foot staff).
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I ran a very successful joint 50th Taskmaster birthday party on the weekend. I’ve been planning this since January - okay I’ve been planning this for about nine years actually. But it was amazing and super fun and I’m pretty sure everybody enjoyed themselves!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh no, it’s yucky out and there’s a cat on me. Think I’d better just stay in bed. Hehe
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Can I do this every weekend? @Taskmaster just say the word and I’ll move to the UK and do this forever.
Husband on a red and gilded throne and holding a card that says Taskmaster. Me to his left on a lower and smaller chair. On his right is a table with a trophy and a decorative spray of tinsel with the number 50 on top. Behind us is a dramatic red and black background in the style of the Taskmaster TV studio.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
How good does this look!! Almost 2am but too wired to sleep. Such a great night.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#Taskmaster birthday party tonight. I went to the op shop to see if I could get a fabric similar to the taskmaster background. Found this lace for three dollars and I’ve got it in front of a black bed sheet. Not bad eh! I’ve also borrowed a throne from the drama department at school. Can’t wait!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Joint 50th this weekend with @whatthehall.bsky.social. We are both nerds - we just nerd out about different things! #taskmaster #planes
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh my. Was lent this book at staff briefing this morning. Plowed through it at interval, lunch, after school, and now I just finished it at 11:50pm. Disturbing, gripping, heartbreakingly sad at times. What a read. Bedtime now.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cat: 1 - Book: 0
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
TRYING to read but there’s a small fluffy #cat in my way.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is the moment I pressed submit on an application I’ve had written since February. It’s for a teacher sabbatical - one term off to do some research next year. The application period is open, I have permission from my principal and the BoT to apply, so now it’s just a waiting game!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Honestly the gerbil wouldn’t look out of place here! So glad I kept this book. I read and re-read it so many times as a kid.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sam called me into the lounge to look at his magnificent erection. Turns out it was just this cabinet 🤨
A glass cabinet shelf thing which is about 6 foot high and is going to hold Sam’s model planes once the shelves go in.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nearly 22 years now and I still remember this moment with my two besties. Photographer says “you need to all do the same thing with your hands” and of course we all grabbed each others’ boobs. Pretty sure that’s not what he meant. 😂
Two bridesmaids in green dresses and holding white anthurium flowers. Bride (me) in the centre wearing a long white dress and holding green anthuriums. A lovely green garden and trellis backdrop - my parents yard. Me and the bridesmaid on the left are looking at each other and cackling away. Other bridesmaid also laughing while looking at someone off-camera.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Our kitties look so similar!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I have a Quite Important Meeting with the Principal today concerning a very exciting opportunity next year. Dressed in my power suit today for extra good vibes. Wish me luck!
A mirror selfie of a tired looking woman (me) with wavy brown hair. I’m wearing a hot pink silk shirt, navy/white striped waistcoat and black trousers. I have a rainbow ribbon pinned on my lapel and a large pounamu/greenstone pendant round my neck. Pen and keys clipped to my waistband.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Round two, Evensong. Sang a range of bangers including Locus iste. Ayleward responses, Stanford Mag & Nunc, Stanford psalm 150, and Ye Holy Angels Bright with last verse descant. Here’s a bit of the rehearsal; Tenor heavy because of where I’m sat. But I love this piece.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A double dose of church today. Arrived at 9:30 to find we had a power cut. Luckily the power came back in in time to get the sound board fired up and sound checks done before 10am! No heating though :(
View from the back of St James Church up to the cross on the far wall of the sanctuary. It’s a light and airy 1930s concrete building with coloured tiles on the high ceiling representing Saints and other Christian imagery. In the foreground is the mixing desk which I’m in charge of today. Five speaking mics plus another six vocal and instrument controls to manage.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
After she got out of her collar for the nth time I decided she would have to come to school with me. The kids have been amazing!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Desexed but dignity intact.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
New super fluffy socks and a good book. Evening sorted.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Me too. Cheers!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ohhhh it’s been a week. Still in the staffroom but the vino is already making its appearance. #cheers
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It helps to only have one pair then you can’t afford to lose them! Or are you still able to function without yours? With the exception of swimming, karate and sleeping, mine are a full-time accessory since I turned 40. Love my nana fit-overs though! (Also bonus pic of my lovely breakfast)
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Still turned out delicious though!
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Got some schmexy new pans. Not sure I like cooking on white… like what’s the black stuff? I cooked peppers, onion, spinach and tomato and didn’t burn anything…
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Tested the #anklefusion with a 5km (ish) walk on the new #TeAraTupua to #Welly today. Bit sore but glad I did it!
Rear view of two beautiful ladies (Kirsten and I hehe), walking along the left side of a path. She’s in green and I’m in black with a black backpack and a walking stick. Lots of people walking the same path heading in both directions. Cyclists also travelling in both directions to the right of the path. To the left of us is the ocean (Wellington Harbour) and to the right of us is the railway line then the motorway then the hills. A gorgeous sunny Wellington winters day.A view from the path looking across towards the Wellington Airport. Some rocks and two swans in the water in the foreground.A shot of Wellington Harbour from the pathway. A brass casting of a carved Maori figure is on the right hand side of the photo. His back is to the wall of the path and he is looking out at the ocean.
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Elf Storage ☺️
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Some of my silly #maths art. My students will be making some in a couple of weeks, so I like to have some examples to show what the finished product looks like. Anyone want to identify my work in progress?
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Fiona Fish 🐟 @teacherfish.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Distinguished Gentlemen’s Ride day! I look like my Dad.
Me (50F, brown hair in a bun and wearing glasses) in a three-piece suit complete with sweater vest and green tie. In the background a bunch of road cones and motorcycles of all types.The main thing you can see is my gloves hand giving a thumbs up. I’ve got my helmet on and there’s a building behind me. I’m ready to go!A shot from the start of the ride from my handlebar-mounted phone. You can see part of my bike in the foreground and in front of me is a queue of everyone else on their bikes all ready to go.
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