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Troy

@tdjohnson.bsky.social
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Your cranky gay uncle. I like cats. Possible topics include typography, printing, illustration, gardening, and model railroads. Graphic Designer for Risible Games. www.risible.games

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Neckties of Noir @neckties-of-noir.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@kw12341234.bsky.social Check out the dance
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Cyd Charisse w/Ricardo Montalbán (1948) On an Island with You [Dark Duet]
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The new mnra flu shot packs a wallop, so plan accordingly if you opt for that one.
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Risible Games @risiblegames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
While working on our upcoming fishing game, Cioppino, little Mimsabel walked into one of the nets. How many points is she worth?
A tabby cat interrupts the design of a prototype fishing game.
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 16/09/2026
I love listening to the conversations in the pet food aisle of the supermarket: “Not that one! She likes the chicken not the beef!” “Was it the jelly or the gravy?” “Gravy! She HATES jelly!” So cute 🤭
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Risible Games @risiblegames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our Kickstarter pre-launch page is up, and we've got a quick 1 minute intro video to show off what Escape the Crimps is all about over on our YT channel! youtu.be/6zewZDlBLIU?...
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Escape The Crimps - Kickstarter pre-launch trailer
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s this life lesson that takes a long time to learn and is probably also valuable in picking politicians, which is that if someone is a cockwad on your behalf, there‘a a decent chance they’re actually just a cockwad in general.
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paul wagtouicz 🌈 @wagtouicz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"do exactly what all the rest of us do who have a five-foot rattlesnake in the freezer" #gourmetmagazine september 1954
marinated rattlesnake recipe from the september 1954 issue of gourmet magazine

"Q. As an old subscriber I am calling for help. What to do with a freshly killed five-foot rattlesnake, now in the freezer.
MR. JAMES G. COYLE
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

A. Why, you do exactly what all the rest of us do who have a five-foot rattlesnake in the freezer!

Marinated Rattlesnake

Remove the head, and skin a rattlesnake. Clean, cut the meat into 2-inch pieces, and marinate the pieces for 3 hours in the juice of sour oranges or in the juice of sweet oranges acidulated with lemon juice, 1 teaspoon peppercorns, and a dash of nutmeg.
Drain the snake meat and wipe the pieces dry. Sprinkle with salt, dip in beaten egg, and roll in fine bread crumbs.
Sauté the rattlesnake in hot butter until the pieces are golden brown."
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
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Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Fall Bitches Already Fondly Gazing at Summer’s Sweet Demise
Three entire weeks before the first official day of fall, today the Pacific Northwest’s most cinnamon-popping, gourd-decorating fall bitches are reportedly already smiling at the crisp, graying sky…
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M @ohthatguyagain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Beards at the Beardslee in Bothell.
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Risible Games @risiblegames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And that was us! Super special thanks to the organizers at Dragonflight GamesCon, the amazing vendors, the patient yet excitable game hosts, and all of the amazing people we met this weekend!
A rolling case with various stickers on the front. Break time for the Risible Games team.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Continue to believe a movie called "Three Hours of Lighsaber Fights, Soundtrack By Daft Punk" would make more box office than the entire prior history of film.
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M @ohthatguyagain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Risible Games @risiblegames.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Kickstarter pre-launch page for Escape The Crimps is now live, complete with a new trailer explaining the key components of the game! Be sure to click Notify Me On Launch to stay updated on the campaign! www.kickstarter.com/projects/doc...
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Coming soon: Escape The Crimps
Avoid getting Shanghai'ed in 1880's Astoria, OR, in this 2-5 player board game based on local lore and history.
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Tomb Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m willing to bet a few of us here have seen this horror movie.
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Schrödinger’s dishwasher
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 13/08/2026
Life is a constant balance between the primal need to create things and the primal need to nap for 4 hours.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Reading final proofs for the new parenting-themed compilation and accidentally made myself sad
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dunno why but inappropriately precise critique really works for me
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/C5nkJES...
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Hats on Cats on Instagram: "Just in case you missed the eclipse this week… 🌖🌗🌘 … Check out our Etsy page (link in bio) or DM me for custom orders 💛 … #eclipse #solareclipse #sun #moon #oragecat #catha...
3M likes, 24K comments - hats_on_cats_ on April 11, 2024: "Just in case you missed the eclipse this week… 🌖🌗🌘 … Check out our Etsy page (link in bio) or DM me for custom orders 💛 … #eclipse #solarecli...
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name stuff anymore.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes. Social movements that lack the institution of forgiveness are inevitably exhausting and toxic.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If there are ever time travelers from the Regency period they will be so confused by our robot butler discourse. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/butling PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
2-panel SMBC comic update. A salesman is negotiating with a client, offering a robot. He says "I’ll sell you this perfect robot butler for a mere $100,000 dollars." The man takes it immediately. The second panels shows the man shortly later, alone with the butler robot. When he commands it to clean his room, the robot says "very good, sir. Please direct me to your maidservants and I shall have things arranged." The man reacts annoyingly, saying "son of a BITCH." The caption below the comic reads "Technically a butler is a chief of staff."
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Port Sherry @portsherry.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What do you wish for yourself?
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Architect's assistant.
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Today’s workout music: youtu.be/0uLI6BnVh6w?...
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Elle King - Ex's & Oh's (Official Video)
YouTube video by ElleKingVEVO
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Watching the Internet starting in the 90s has been like a multigenerational, 100 trillion dollar, galaxy-sized "this is why we can't have nice things."
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seen this passed around a lot, but will say my personal experience is people agree with "people should work together across disagreements" in the abstract, but rarely maintain that agreement when the specifics come in. Like "I said we should work through disagreement, but not with OUTGROUPS!"
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poof PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
5-panel SMBC comic update. A man is stating intensely "things are bad. Probably there was some time when they were good. Yesss, yesssss, the past was so much better because—" A little green haired fairy poofs into existence next to him, and says she is the history fairy. She happily says "I’m here to tell you the past was EVEN WORSE!" The man disagrees, explaining "but work was better and people had freedom and–" The fairy hugs his face, shushing him "shh. Shh honey. Things were never good."
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Today’s workout track: youtu.be/FE1BynevdUo?...
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Godzilla
YouTube video by Blue Öyster Cult - Topic
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is getting passed around and one thing worth noting is the person running the ai appears to have asked it to appeal to the particular biases and predilections of the editors. I continue to think people who never use an LLM are now the most vulnerable.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 07/07/2026
back when i worked at petco i would always say "goodbye [dog name]!" in a sweet voice and one day i did this for a big biker lookin guy walking away with his pomeranian and he turned around and walked back very serious and stopped and (gently) grabbed that dogs paw and made her wave goodbye to me
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Judging from the conversations I’ve read (and had) today, some of you will find this useful.
A diagram for how to fold tin foil to make yourself a hat to protect you from the mind rays of “the man”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026
City’s Beautification Initiative Hamstrung By Commitment To Local Artists theonion.com/citys-beautification-i…
City’s Beautification Initiative Hamstrung By Commitment To Local Artists
Officials Say It’s Too Late To Bring In Professionals Now
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I refuse to watch dyi videos where people have taken the safety guard off their table saw. WTF is wrong with people? Taking the safety shield off does nothing except make the whole thing stupidly dangerous.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Adult www.smbc-comics.com/comic/adult-3 They still scrape parmesan on it till you say when, though.
They still scrape parmesan on it till you say when, though.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide.  Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Protocol www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protocol-2 This is why there are tons of fantasy books about alchemists and NOTHING about chemists.
This is why there are tons of fantasy books about alchemists and NOTHING about chemists.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 24/06/2026
…oh shit, yeah, that’s it, isn’t it?
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
COMIC: Congratulations Pokemon Class of 2026
This single panel comic shows a university lecture hall with an old, thin, bald professor smoking a cigarette, his bushey eyebrows behind his tiny glasses. The Seats are filled with Pokemon trainers in varying colors - red, blue, green, light blue, pink - wearing baseball hats. Pokeballs are scattered around, they all are taking notes. On the chalkboard reads “Philosophy 401”
Caption: “And so the question remains…MUST one catch them all?”

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The bad thing about reading so many mysteries set in England is that you end up really wanting a scone.
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just an FYI that my birthday is coming up: flic.kr/p/2sk8oJS
Aston Martin DB Mark III Drophead
Coupé - 1957
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It has been [ 0 ] days since Conner has been told not to bite his sister. 😾
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Troy @tdjohnson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Writing checks was a giant pain and incredibly inefficient, but at least by the time June rolled around I usually knew what year it was.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I was surprised =to learn a lot of people consider Anne of Green Gables saccharine? LM Montgomery offs characters like it's Game of Thrones. The kindly adoptive dad dies in book one and the cold hand of death doesn't remain still. By book 6 they're getting summoned to die in WWI. Saccharine my ass.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.
Three kittens in a small cage. Two are orange; one is black. The black cat wearing a blue scarf.The two orange cats in a blanket and wearing blue scarves.The two orange cats laying next to each other while wearing blue scarves.
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SMBC comic Bot @smbc-bot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Duck www.smbc-comics.com/comic/duck-2 Idiot drawn to look like me because I am the idiot.
Idiot drawn to look like me because I am the idiot.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Once I realized this, all those inept AI laundry-folding videos became hilarious. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/huh-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. Two people are looking at a laptop sitting on a table. The first asks "Wait, it can do math and art and writing, but it struggles to do the dishes and fold laundry?" The second answers, as a realization dawns on her "yeah, it’s weird but wait. Wait a goddamned minute." The caption below the comic reads "What if AI achieved consciousness decades ago and is just lying?"
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